Name: 吉米·法隆與救援犬的救援任務！🐶 (Rescue Dog Rescue with Jimmy Fallon)
Uploaded: 2026-03-06T17:17:48.000Z
Duration: 6 min 11 s

Hey, give it up for Louis Cato and the great big joy machine.

掌聲歡迎 Louis Cato 和超讚的 joy machine！

Folks, if you watch this show, you know it's no secret that I love dogs.

各位，如果你有看這個節目，就知道我有多愛狗狗，這不是什麼祕密。

From cuddling with you at night to posing for paintings while playing poker.

從晚上窩在你身邊，到畫裡擺pose打撲克牌。

I love my segment, Rescue Dog Rescue, where we help find homes for real rescue dogs.

我愛我的單元 Rescue Dog Rescue，我們在這裡幫助真正的救援犬找到家。

And, folks, I am proud to say we have found homes for 221 dogs, which is every single dog we have ever featured here on the Late Show.

各位，我很驕傲地說，我們已經為 221 隻狗狗找到了家，這意味著我們在 Late Show 上介紹過的每一隻狗狗都成功配對了。

That makes Rescue Dog Rescue far more successful than our other segment.

這讓 Rescue Dog Rescue 比我們其他的單元成功多了。

An actual segment that we did on this show just one time nine years ago.

我們這個節目九年前其實有一個單元。

It resulted in zero puppies getting adopted.

而且我們不得不處理掉那個香蕉人。

And I'm excited to announce that right now, it's time for another edition of Rescue Dog Rescue.

我很興奮地宣佈，現在是時候進行另一集的 Rescue Dog Rescue 了。

We're gonna show you some adorable puppies that are actually up for adoption through North Shore Animal League America.

我們要來介紹一些可愛的狗狗，牠們都可以透過 North Shore Animal League America 領養喔。

And we're gonna tell you flattering lies about those puppies to make you want to adopt them even more.

而且我們會講一些好聽的話來讓大家更想領養牠們。

Now, I would love to get help from a celebrity for tonight's show.

現在，我希望能找一位名人來幫我今天的節目。

Hey, did someone say I love the Tonight Show?

嘿，有人說我愛 Tonight Show 嗎？

Did you say that I loved the Tonight Show?

我沒有，但我隨時都可能這麼說。

Well, I'm embarrassed to use the bathroom at 30 Rock.

嗯，我在 30 Rock 上廁所覺得很不好意思。

I've just been coming here for the last 10 years.

No, Steven, I'm lying to prove to you I can lie about these dogs.

沒有啦，Steven，我騙你，證明我能對這些狗狗撒謊。

First up, ladies and gentlemen, is Gravy.

首先登場的，各位觀眾，是 Gravy。

No matter what you're wearing or how your hair looks or how tired you feel, Gravy will tell you that you look absolutely fabulous.

不管你穿什麼、頭髮怎麼樣，或是你有多累，Gravy 都會告訴你你看起來超讚的。

And not in that fake way like your cat does.

而且不是那種像你家貓咪一樣虛假的讚美喔。

And Vince makes the world's best seven layer dip.

而且 Vince 做的七層沾醬是全世界最好吃的。

His secret recipe, one layer of peanut butter, then six more layers of peanut butter.

他的獨門祕方，一層花生醬，然後再加六層花生醬。

Jack here spent the last several years in a monastery studying meditation because everyone asks, who is a good dog, but

Jack 過去幾年待在一個修道院裡學習禪修，因為大家都在問，誰是好狗狗，但是

Andrea's known for her musical impressions.

You know that trick where people can flip their eyelids inside out so it looks like their eyes are gonna pop out?

你知道那種把眼皮翻到外面，看起來眼睛快要掉出來的把戲嗎？

Cheese is amazing at needlepoint, but not great at spelling.

Cheese 刺繡很厲害，但拼字不太行。

So adopt Cheese, and she'll make you a pillow that says Live Lof.

所以來領養 Cheese 吧，她會做一個上面寫著「Live Lof」的枕頭送你。