Name: 川普的伊朗戰爭計畫和時間表變來變去！他還分心去管窗簾？深入解析！ (Trump’s Iran War Plan and Timeline Keep Changing, Trump Gets Distracted by Drapes: A Closer Look)
Uploaded: 2026-03-03T21:43:01.000Z
Duration: 11 min 54 s

The Trump administration launched a war with Iran without any clear strategy for how it would end or how long it would last or who would take over.

川普政府發動了對伊朗的戰爭，但沒有明確的策略來結束戰爭，也不知道戰爭會持續多久，或是由誰接手。

For more on this, it's time for a closer look.

接下來，我們要更深入地瞭解。

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After launching yet another illegal war in the Middle east that could destabilize the region and put American troops in harm's way, Trump has been spending his time doing what all presidents do during wars, taking calls from reporters.

在中東發動了又一場可能破壞區域穩定並讓美國軍隊身陷危險的非法戰爭後，川普總統像所有總統在戰爭期間一樣，忙著接聽記者的電話。

I just got off the phone with the president.

He is very pleased with how things are going.

他對目前的情況感到非常高興。

So I just got off the phone with President Trump.

所以，我剛跟川普總統通過電話。

You talked to President Trump over the weekend by phone.

妳週末透過電話和川普總統聊過。

Robert Costa spoke with President Trump by phone this evening.

羅伯特·柯斯塔今晚透過電話和川普總統談過。

Rachel spoke with President Trump late today.

瑞秋今天晚些時候跟川普總統通過電話。

Rachel, he told you that he was with the generals when you were on the phone with him.

瑞秋，你打電話給他的時候，他告訴你他跟將軍們在一起。

So they were there just sitting around mid war while he chit chatted.

所以他們當時就在那裡，戰爭期間閒聊。

We're looking at some highly classified material.

我們正在看一些高度機密的資料。

I'll put you on speaker so you can say hello.

我會開擴音，這樣你就可以打招呼了。

I mean, this is like when I call my mom and she picks up even though she's in the middle of her book club and she's like, I'm here with the ladies.

我的意思是，這就像我打電話給我媽，即使她在讀書會中間，她還是會接電話，然後說，我跟姊妹們在這裡。

對，我現在有個深夜談話節目。

這樣好了，你把電話給我接給珍妮特。

Also, why is he suddenly chatting with reporters on the phone?

還有，他為什麼突然跟記者打電話閒聊？

Aren't these the same people he always says are destroying America and are the enemy of the people?

這些不就是他一直說在毀滅美國、是人民公敵的那些人嗎？

This is like if you had a brutal six hour breakup talk with your girlfriend on Friday night and then called her on Monday saying, hey, I just saw there's a new poke place.

這就像是週五晚上跟女朋友痛苦地講了六小時的分手談話，然後週一打電話給她說，嘿，我剛看到有家新的 Poke 店。

But now that the Ayatollah is dead, the question is, what happens next?

但現在，因為阿亞圖拉死了，問題來了，接下來會怎麼樣？

President Trump told the New York Times he has, quote, three very good choices for who could lead Iran.

川普總統告訴《紐約時報》，他有三個「非常好的人選」可以領導伊朗。

So what happened to those three candidates?

所以那三個候選人後來怎麼樣了？

He said the attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates.

他說這次攻擊太成功了，把大部分候選人都幹掉了。

It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead.

不會是我們想到的人，因為他們都死了。

That sounds like they're announcing the results of the Coney island hot dog eating contest after a salmonella outbreak.

聽起來就像是沙門氏菌爆發後，宣佈康尼島熱狗大賽的結果一樣。

而且現在我們聽到的是，也有人死了。

I love that he's describing it as so successful in one breath, while in the next he admits they blew up plans A, B, and

我喜歡他一方面說得如此成功，另一方面又承認他們把計畫A、B、C都搞砸了。

這確實讓我覺得這是一個你不想被硬塞進去的職位。

This does strike me as a job you don't want to just get thrust into.

這是一個有九千萬人口的國家，不是一個好萊塢電影，希望會有一個像凱文·克萊恩那樣的戴夫來填補空缺。

It's a country of 90 million people, not a Hollywood mov hoping for a Dave situation where a Kevin Klein type steps in to fill the void.

Seth said they'll all remember Dave, and now he's the one.

賽斯說大家都會記得戴夫，現在輪到他了。

Oh, I wouldn't want to be Seth Meyers right now.

喔，我現在真不想當賽斯·麥爾斯。

He's gonna get an earful from his very smug writers who warned him this very thing would happen.

他會被那些非常得意、警告過他事情會這樣發生的編劇們好好教訓一頓。

我確定他現在在某個地方串流。

1993's Dave, starring Kevin Klein and Ben Kingsley.

1993年的《總統拜拜》，由凱文·克萊恩和班·金斯利主演。

Just make sure there's some Dave fans next week.

All right, so Trump's plan for who would take over seems to have gotten scrambled.

好的，所以川普政府關於誰會接手的計畫似乎有點混亂。

Surely he's put some thought into that, right?

He told Axios this war could end in two to three days with a deal.

他告訴 Axios，這場戰爭可以在兩到三天內透過協議結束。

Then he told the New York Times four to five weeks of fighting.

然後他又告訴紐約時報，會有四到五週的戰鬥。

So it could either be three days or four to five weeks.

所以可能是三天，也可能是四到五週。

You said the technician would be here last Friday.

And I'd just love to know when you think someone's going to be here.

我真的很想知道你覺得什麼時候會有人過來。

No, don't put me on speakers so I can say hi to the guys.

不，別讓我開擴音，這樣我就可以跟各位打招呼了。

You're all just sitting around at headquarters.

所以可能是三天，也可能是五週。

There are a lot of pesky life and death details to work out here, but

有很多棘手、生死攸關的細節需要處理，但是

Trump wants to assure you he has the attention span to figure this out.

川普總統想向各位保證，他有足夠的專注力來處理這件事。

Somebody said today, they said, oh, well, if the president wants to do it really quickly after that, he'll get bored.

今天有人說，他們說，哦，如果總統想在那之後很快就做完，他會感到厭煩。

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