Name: 川普在艾爾史密斯慈善晚宴上酸爆柯林頓！ (Trump roasts Clinton at Al Smith charity dinner)
Uploaded: 2026-02-02T07:14:56.000Z
Duration: 15 min 51 s
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This is really great to be with you again.

能再次和您們在一起真的很棒。

Cuomo州長，我們偉大的參議員們。

He used to love me when I was a Democrat, you know, Mayor de Blasio, wherever you are.

你知道嗎，市長 de Blasio，不管你在哪裡，我以前是民主黨的時候，他還滿喜歡我的。

In the old days, I would have known him very well, but

I haven't been doing so much of the real estate anymore.

Just a fantastic job you do with the dinner and congratulations on a record over $6 million.

你們辦這個晚宴做得太棒了，恭喜你們創下超過六百萬美元的紀錄。

And a special hello to all of you in this room who have known and loved me for many, many years.

還有特別跟在場認識我、愛我很多很多年的各位打聲招呼。

They've had me to their homes, they've introduced me to their children, I've become their best friends.

他們請我去他們家，介紹他們的小孩給我認識，我成了他們最好的朋友。

In many instances, they've asked for my endorsement and they always wanted my money and even called me really a dear, dear friend.

很多時候，他們會來找我背書，總是想要我的錢，甚至還叫我親愛的朋友。

But then suddenly decided when I ran for president as a Republican that I've always been a no good, rotten, disgusting scoundrel and they totally forgot about me.

但後來當我以共和黨身分參選總統時，他們突然就說我這個人爛透了、卑鄙又噁心，完全把我忘了。

You know, they say when you do this kind of an event, you always start out with a self deprecating joke.

你知道，他們說辦這種活動，總是要先來自嘲一下。

Some people think this would be tough for me, but the truth is.

有些人覺得這對我來說很難，但事實是。

The truth is I'm actually a modest person.

In fact, many people tell me that modesty is perhaps my best quality.

事實上，很多人告訴我，謙虛或許是我最棒的特質。

You know, Cardinal Dolan and I have some things in common.

你知道嗎，Cardinal Dolan 和我有些共同點。

For instance, we both run impressive properties on fifth Avenue.

舉例來說，我們都在第五大道經營著很棒的房產。

Of course, his is much more impressive than mine.

That's because I built mine with my own beautifully formed hands, while his was built with the hands of God.

因為我的房產是我自己漂亮的手蓋的，而他的則是上帝之手蓋的。

And nobody can compete with God, is that correct?

It's great to be here with a thousand wonderful people.

很高興能跟一千位很棒的人在這裡。

Or as I call it, a small intimate dinner with some friends.

或者我稱之為，跟一些朋友的小型私人晚宴。

Or as Hillary calls it, her largest crowd of the season.

或者，希拉蕊稱之為她本季最大型的群眾。

啊，這些東西，這些都是很老套的東西。

I do recognize that I come into this event with a little bit of an advantage.

我承認，我帶著一點優勢來到這個場合。

I know that so many of you in the archdiocese already have a place in your heart for a guy who started out as a carpenter working for his father.

我知道，在我們這個總教區裡，有這麼多人已經在心裡為一個從事木工、為父親工作的男人留了個位置。

Through, not for a long period of time, but I was for about three weeks.

雖然時間不長，但大概有三個星期。

What's great about the Al Smith dinner is that even in the rough and tumble world of a really, really hard fought campaign.

Al Smith dinner 的好處是，即使在一個非常、非常艱苦選戰的混亂世界裡。

In fact, I don't know if you know Hillary, but

事實上，我不知道你知不知道，希拉蕊，但是

last night they said that was the most vicious debate in the history of politics.

昨晚他們說那是政治史上最惡毒的辯論。

And I don't know, are we supposed to be proud of that or are we supposed to be unhappy?

那這我們該為此感到驕傲，還是該感到不高興呢？

But they did say that, and I'm trying to think back to Lincoln.

不過他們確實這麼說了，我在想著林肯。

I don't think they can really compete with that.

我認為他們真的無法與之匹敵。

But the candidates have some lighthearted moments together, which is true.

不過候選人之間確實會有一些輕鬆的時刻。

I have no doubt that Hillary is going to laugh quite a bit tonight, sometimes even at an appropriate moment.

我毫不懷疑希拉蕊今晚會笑得很開心，有時候甚至是在適當的時候。

And even tonight, with all of the heated back and forth between my opponent and me at the debate last night, we have proven that we can actually be civil to each other.

即使今晚，在我跟我的對手在昨晚的辯論中激烈交鋒後，我們也證明瞭我們可以好好地對待彼此。

In fact, just before taking the dais, Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said, pardon me.

事實上，就在我們上臺前，希拉蕊不小心撞到我，她很有禮貌地說了聲「抱歉」。

And I very politely replied, let me talk to you about that after I get into office.

我很有禮貌地回答說，等我上任後再跟妳談談這件事。

She said if somehow she gets elected, she wants me to be, without question, either her ambassador to Iraq or to Afghanistan.

她說，如果她當選了，她希望我毫無疑問地擔任她駐伊拉克或阿富汗的大使。

But one of the things I noticed tonight, and

I've known Hillary for a long time, is this is the first time ever, ever, that Hillary is sitting down and speaking to major corporate leaders and not getting paid for it.

而且我認識希拉蕊很久了，這是希拉蕊第一次，真的是第一次，坐下來跟主要的企業領袖談話卻沒有收費。

You know, last night I called Hillary a nasty woman.

你知道，昨晚我稱希拉蕊是個討厭的女人。

After listening to Hillary rattle on and on and on, I don't think so badly of Rosie o' Donnell anymore.

聽完希拉蕊滔滔不絕地講了又講，我覺得 Rosie O'Donnell 好像也沒那麼討厭了。

In fact, I'm actually starting to like Rosie a lot.

事實上，我開始有點喜歡 Rosie 了。

These events give not only the candidates a chance to be with each other in a very social setting.

這些活動不僅讓候選人有機會在非常社交的場合與彼此相處。

It also allows the candidates the opportunity to meet the other candidates.

這也讓候選人有機會認識其他候選人。

I know Hillary met my campaign manager and I got the chance to meet the people who are working so hard to get her elected.

我知道希拉蕊見了我的競選總幹事，而我也有機會見到那些努力讓她當選的人。

There they are, the heads of NBC, cnn, cbs, abc.

他們都在那裡，NBC、CNN、CBS、ABC 的頭頭。

There's the New York Times right over there and the Washington Post.

《紐約時報》就在那裡，《華盛頓郵報》也是。

Oh, this one's going to get me in trouble.

喔，這個可能會讓我惹上麻煩。

You know, the President told me to stop whining, but

你知道，總統要我別再抱怨了，但是

I really have to say the media is even more biased this year than ever before.

我真的必須說，今年的媒體比以往任何時候都更偏頗。

Michelle Obama gives a speech and everyone loves it.

蜜雪兒·歐巴馬講了一場演講，大家都很喜歡。

My wife Melania gives the exact same speech and people get on her case.

我的妻子梅蘭妮亞講了完全一樣的演講，大家卻批評她。

And I don't get, I don't know why and it wasn't her fault.

我搞不懂，我不知道為什麼，而且那不是她的錯。

Oh, I'm in trouble when I go home tonight.

I'd like to address an important religious the issue of going to confession, or as Hillary calls it, the Fourth of July weekend, with FBI Director Comey.

我想談談一個重要的宗教議題，關於去告解，或者像Hillary說的，是七月四號週末，跟FBI局長Comey一起。

Now, I'm told Hillary went to confession before tonight's event, but

現在，我聽說Hillary在今晚活動前去告解了，但是

the priest was having a hard time when he asked her about her sins, and

那位神父問她關於她的罪時，似乎有點為難，而