所以，妳要加起司嗎，親愛的？

A time for leisure, recreation, and taking her easy.

是個可以悠閒度日、玩樂、好好放鬆的時光。

The girl about to puke is my sister, Mabel.

那個快吐的女生是我妹妹 Mabel。

You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

你們可能會想，我們為什麼會在高爾夫球車裡，逃離一個難以想像的恐怖生物。

Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.

請放心，這一切都有非常合理的解釋。

It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air.

一切都發生在我們的爸媽決定我們需要呼吸點新鮮空氣的時候。

They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great uncle's place in the woods.

他們把我們送到北邊一個叫奧勒岡州葛瑞佛瀑布的寧靜小鎮，讓我們住在我叔公在森林裡的家。

Oh, yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater.

喔，對，你可以繼續啃我的毛衣。

My sister tended to look on the bright side of things.

我妹總是能看到事情光明的一面。

But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings.

但我一直不太習慣我們的新環境。

然後還有我們很棒的史丹叔叔。

Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called the Mystery Shack.

我們叔叔把他的房子變成了一個他稱為「神祕小屋」的觀光陷阱。

真正的神祕是為什麼會有人來。

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the SAS Crotch.

各位女士先生，請看這個 SAS Crotch。

It looked like it was gonna be the same boring routine all summer.

感覺整個夏天都會是無聊的例行公事。

Mabel, I know you're going through your whole boy crazy phase, but

Mabel，我知道妳正經歷一段迷戀男生的時期，但是

I think you're kind of overdoing it with the crazy part.

這是我們第一次沒有家人的暑假。

It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance.

這是我擁有史詩級夏日戀情的絕佳機會。

Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?

是啊，但妳需要跟遇到的每個男生調情嗎？

My name is Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams.

我叫 Mabel，但你可以叫我妳的夢中情人。

Come one, come all, to the Mattress Prince's kingdom of savings.

歡迎大家來到床墊王子的省錢王國。

Walk all you want, brother, but I got a good feeling about this summer.

你走吧，兄弟，但我對這個夏天有個預感。

I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now.

如果我夢中的男人現在走進這扇門，我一點也不會驚訝。

I need someone to go hammer up these signs in a spooky part of the forest.

我需要有人去森林裡那個陰森的地方釘這些標誌。

我知道，而且我對此感到自在。

Wendy，我需要妳去釘這個標誌。

如果可以的話，我會把你們全部開除。

Alright, let's make it Eeny, meeny, miney, you.

好吧，那我們就來個「Eeny, meeny, miney, you」吧。

Whenever I'm in those woods, I feel like I'm being watched.

每次我去那片樹林，都覺得有人在看著我。

I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town.

我跟你說，這個鎮上一定有什麼怪事。

Just today, my mosquito bite spelled out beware.

就今天，我被蚊子咬的那個包竟然拼出「小心」。

Look, kid, the whole monsters in the forest thing is just local legend drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.

聽著，孩子，森林裡有怪物什麼的，都是像我這樣的人編出來的傳說，好賣東西給那種人。

所以別這麼疑神疑鬼了，史丹叔。

It's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon.

我開始研究奧勒岡州重力泉的奇特奧祕，到現在已經六年了。

Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed.

很不巧，我的猜測都被證實了。

I must hide this book before he finds it.

我得在他找到這本書前把它藏起來。

Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust.

記住，在重力泉，沒有人可以信任。

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