Name: 柯南為喬丹·史蘭斯基舉辦單身派對！| CONAN on TBS (Conan Throws Jordan Schlansky A Bachelor Party | CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2026-01-30T10:26:49.000Z
Duration: 6 min 26 s

There's a rumor on staff that you have not planned a bachelor party.

聽說同事們都在傳，你沒有規劃 bachelor party。

對啊，我選擇避開 bachelor party。

I appreciate the sentiment rooted in history.

我很欣賞那份源自歷史的情感。

However, I always feel like I don't identify with the current bachelor party traditions.

不過，我總覺得自己不太認同現在的 bachelor party 傳統。

Well, I mean, the bachelor party goes back to ancient Sparta, year before Christ.

嗯，我是說，bachelor party 可以追溯到 ancient Sparta，西元前。

You decided not to have a bachelor party.

I appreciate it because I decided that you should have a bachelor party.

我很開心，因為我決定你要辦 bachelor party。

I'm not a big fan of humiliation, and I'm not going to humiliate.

我不太喜歡被羞辱，我也不會去羞辱別人。

Why do you say I'm going to humiliate you?

Well, I want you to have the classic experience of having a bachelor party.

嗯，我希望你有一個經典的 bachelor party 體驗。

Look into camera and say you're excited to have a bachelor party.

看著鏡頭，說你很期待辦 bachelor party。

I've been told to say I'm excited to have.

I would like a sparkling water with a high mineral content.

我想要氣泡水，而且礦物質含量要高一點的。

I do like Ferrelli because it's one of the few naturally carbonated waters.

我還蠻喜歡 Ferrelli 的，因為它是少數幾種天然氣泡水的其中一種。

Favorite sparkling water of the African espresso German Gerolstein.

African espresso 德國 Gerolstein 最喜歡的氣泡水。

Carbonation buckles are extra big, and the texture contrasts with the minerality of the coffee.

氣泡的顆粒特別大，這種口感跟咖啡的礦物質味很搭。

This is an authentic Jagermeister machine.

這是一臺正宗的 Jagermeister 機器。

That moment we just had was the most fun I've ever had with you.

剛剛那個時刻，是我跟你在一起最開心的時光了。

I personally prefer uncompressed digital music.

我個人比較喜歡無損的數位音樂。

Problem is, almost certainly he's using A and C.

問題是，幾乎可以確定他用的是 A 和 C。

He may be at 256kbps variable, but I still prefer the uncompressed music to go.

他可能是用 256kbps 的變動位元率，但我還是比較喜歡無損的音樂。

I think it's taking this party up another notch.

我覺得這樣能讓這個派對更嗨。

Now, I know that you don't have friends, so I got you a real bachelor party friend.

我知道你沒有朋友，所以我給你找了一個真正的 bachelor party 朋友。

字幕列表影片播放

柯南為喬丹·史蘭斯基舉辦單身派對！| CONAN on TBS (Conan Throws Jordan Schlansky A Bachelor Party | CONAN on TBS)

subscribe

authentic

incredibly

content