Name: 柯南、索娜與戈爾利爭論誰毀了這個開場｜柯南需要朋友 (Conan, Sona & Gourley Argue About Who Ruined This Intro | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2026-01-18T16:59:43.000Z
Duration: 7 min 1 s

Welcome to Conan o' Brien Needs a Friend.

歡迎來到 Conan o' Brien Needs a Friend。

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I was looking up at the light that's above us.

I went into a little bit of a trance, and

all of you were staring at me, and I think.

You were making the sound of, like, a dripping faucet.

你發出那種滴水的水龍頭的聲音。

I've been working a lot lately, and I had something I had to do last night, and

我最近工作很多，昨天晚上我還有事情要做，

so I'm not well rested and I feel a little high even though I've taken no substances.

所以我沒睡飽，感覺有點飄飄的，雖然我什麼都沒碰。

So just seconds ago, I was staring up at the light above us when you said, okay, Conan, do the intro.

所以就在幾秒前，你說「好了，Conan，開始介紹」的時候，我還在看著我們頭上的燈。

And I was doing this with my mouth, and I wasn't doing a bit.

我當時嘴巴就發出那種聲音，我不是在開玩笑。

I was just looking up at the light and making that noise.

我只是看著燈，然後發出那個聲音。

And then I looked down and you were all staring at me as if I were some sort of sideshow freak.

然後我往下看，你們所有人都盯著我，好像我是什麼馬戲團的怪胎一樣。

But you never tell the audience you're tired.

但你從來不會跟觀眾說你累了。

You always want people thinking you just prefaced it that you were tired.

你總是希望大家覺得你只是說你累了。

Yeah, you said you were tired because you said you did something yesterday and you slept late.

對，你說你累了，因為你說你昨天做了某件事，然後睡得很晚。

I just did what Peter Sellers does as Clouseau, and

我只是做了 Peter Sellers 在飾演 Clouseau 時會做的事，

it's one of my favorite things, but I wasn't doing it on purpose.

這是我最喜歡的橋段之一，但我不是故意的。

He walks into an interrogation room and he says, you know, because there's been a kidnapping.

他走進審訊室，然後說，你知道，因為發生了綁架案。

他說，我來這裡，你知道，是為了。

I'm a little scrambled today, but that could be fun.

我今天有點腦袋打結，但這樣也可能很有趣。

Maybe that's going to loosen my brain a little bit and various creative juices will flow.

也許這樣可以讓我的腦袋稍微放鬆一點，然後各種創意就會湧現。

Who can say, okay, I'm worried about you.

誰說得準，好啦，我有點擔心你。

Well, also, you're wearing this very cozy flannel.

嗯，而且你還穿著這件很舒服的法蘭絨。

It almost looks like you're in PJs and that you've kind of just woken up and, you know, or you're ready for bed and that we should tuck you in or something.

看起來幾乎像睡衣，好像剛睡醒，或是準備要睡了，我們應該要幫你蓋被被什麼的。

We're in the winter months now, which in LA means it's not 72, it's 71 degrees.

現在是冬天，在洛杉磯的意思就是，氣溫不是72度，而是71度。

You never go with me on this, but I like to wear layers.

你從來都不跟我一起，但我喜歡穿多層衣服。

And I was just on the east coast recently, doing some work there, and

我最近剛到東岸，在那邊工作，

I was wearing these sweaters and I was dressed like an adult.

我穿著這些毛衣，打扮得像個大人。

I was wearing a pea coat, and I was walking around in it, and I had sweaters, and

我穿著一件海軍呢大衣，走來走去，裡面還穿著毛衣，

I would sometimes wear an overcoat and I'd look like a gentleman.

我有時候會穿一件長大衣，看起來像個紳士。

And then I come back to LA and it's time to put on my who farted?

然後我回到洛杉磯，就該穿上我的「誰放屁了？」

Look, do I think this is a great opening segment?

聽著，你覺得這是個很棒的開場嗎？

It started with me staring at a light going.

這開始於我盯著一盞燈，想著。

Which we inherited from the Biden administration.

這也是我們從拜登政府繼承來的。

Even though it's a year into my podcast administration, this is what I inherited when I started this venture five years ago.

雖然這是我Podcast經營的一年了，但這是我五年前開始這項事業時繼承下來的。

Now you're touching the sides of the mic and saying, beep, boo.

現在你碰到麥克風的邊緣，然後說，嗶，噗。

You think that because I set such a low bar that now you're free to just completely go.

你覺得因為我設的標準這麼低，所以你現在可以隨心所欲了。

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