Name: 假如我是魔鬼，這是我會做的（2025）！ (IF I WAS THE DEVIL, here's what I'd do (2025))
Uploaded: 2026-01-13T16:52:58.000Z
Duration: 3 min 38 s

第二類條件句型

If I was the devil, my first victim would be the kids.

如果我是魔鬼，我的第一個受害者會是小孩。

基礎被動語態

From the moment they left their mother's precious wombs and were born.

從他們離開母親珍貴的子宮誕生那一刻起。

I would condition them to see racial division as a norm and I wouldn't stop till I stripped their innocence.

我會讓他們習慣種族分裂是常態，而且我會不停手直到剝奪他們的純真。

It's the oldest trick in the book of Genesis.

這是創世記裡最古老的伎倆了。

And see, as they grew up, I would continue my infiltration for 12 years I would steal their hearts and minds from them and call it education.

你看，隨著他們長大，我會繼續滲透，12年來我會偷走他們的心智，然後稱之為教育。

If I was the devil, my next victim would be women.

如果我是魔鬼，我的下一個受害者會是女人。

I'd make old out of touch men control women's bodies and rights.

我會讓那些老舊、脫節的男人來控制女人的身體和權利。

What better way to curse God than to disrespect the very bringers of life.

還有什麼比不尊重生命的傳承者，更能詛咒上帝的呢？

Speaking of God, if I was the devil, when it comes to religion, I put my plan together perfectly.

說到上帝，如果我是魔鬼，在宗教方面，我會完美地制定我的計畫。

I'd allow you to worship Jesus every Sunday and on the other six days I'd make you worship me in the form of money, fame, lust and greed.

我會讓你每個星期天崇拜耶穌，然後在其他六天，我會讓你崇拜金錢、名聲、淫慾和貪婪，也就是我。

To my religion I wouldn't need to convert you.

對於我的宗教，我不需要改變你。

I turn the ten commandments to the ten suggestions can make virtue signaling more important than virtue?

我會把十誡變成十個建議，這樣就能讓表面的道德比真正的品德更重要，對吧？

I'd give you just enough religion to hate each other, but not enough to love each other.

我會給你足夠的宗教讓你互相憎恨，但又不足以讓你彼此相愛。

And for my final evil strategy, I'd make you forget the whole purpose of religion was spirituality.

至於我最後的邪惡策略，我會讓你忘記宗教的真正目的是靈性。

If I was the devil, I wouldn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns.

如果我是魔鬼，我不會穿著紅斗篷和尖角出現。

I'd drive a Lambo, have a pretty face and a Gucci belt on.

我會開著 Lambo，有張好看的臉，還有條 Gucci 皮帶。

Basically, I'd take the form of everything you ever wish for, watch you create your own hell.

基本上，我會變成你所有渴望的樣子，看著你創造自己的地獄。

And as far as politicians go, I change nothing.

至於政治人物，我什麼都不會改變。

If I was the devil, low key, I'd be behind the scenes, you wouldn't have to see me.

如果我是魔鬼，低調一點，我會躲在幕後，你根本看不到我。

I would normalize dysfunction and call it reality tv.

我會讓失常的行為常態化，然後稱之為實境節目。

And in this reality, I would attack your self worth making it hard to heal from.

在這個現實裡，我會攻擊你的自我價值感，讓你難以痊癒。

I'd show you images of fake bodies and make them more attractive than real ones.

我會給你假身體的影像，讓它們比真實的身體更有吸引力。

If I was the devil, I'd make you pray to and idolize those who created.

如果我是魔鬼，我會讓你崇拜和敬仰那些創造出來的東西。

I'd make clout the number one drug and steal millions of lost souls as they chased it.

我會讓名氣成為頭號毒品，在人們追逐它的同時，竊取數百萬迷失的靈魂。

Now if I was the devil, I wouldn't do it all at once.

現在，如果我是魔鬼，我不會一次做完所有事。

Instead I'd eat away at your morals little by little, exactly how cancer spreads.

我會一點一點地侵蝕你的道德，就像癌症蔓延一樣。

Speaking of cancer, if I was the devil, I'd feed you tasty food that makes you ill.

說到癌症，如果我是魔鬼，我會給你吃美味但讓你生病的食物。

Then I'd turn your doctors into drug dealers selling you pills that keep you coming back instead of truly heal.

然後我會讓你的醫生變成毒販，賣給你讓你不斷回診卻無法真正痊癒的藥丸。

Yeah, if I was Lucifer then I'd know life and death are in the tongue.

對，如果我是路西法，我就知道生死在於舌頭。

So I'd make your knife and fork your executioner.

所以我會讓你的刀叉成為你的劊子手。

See, you can't achieve higher consciousness if your body is sick.

你看，如果身體病了，你就無法達到更高的意識。

You won't opt for positive inflammation if you have inflammation.

如果你發炎，就不會選擇正向的發炎。

If I was Satan, my cleverness would be admired.

如果我是撒旦，我的聰明才智就會受到讚賞。

Why do you think the word inflammation literally means to set on fire?

你認為 inflammation 這個詞字面上的意思就是「點燃」嗎？

If I was the devil, I'd show you how to really flex.

如果我是魔鬼，我會教你如何真正地炫耀。

I would release pandemics on the world to give people the chance to really care for each other and then sit back and laugh as they exploited and became scared of each other.

我會向全世界釋放流行病，讓大家有機會真正關心彼此，然後坐在一旁看著他們互相剝削、互相害怕而哈哈大笑。

Basically, if I was the devil, I'd keep doing what I'm doing.

基本上，如果我是魔鬼，我就會繼續做我正在做的事。

God is my witness, I already control your systems.

上帝可以為我作證，我已經控制了你的系統。

Don't try to fight against this cause for my last trick I would make smart people like you doubt whether I ever existed.

別想反抗，因為我的最後一招就是讓你這種聰明人懷疑我到底有沒有存在過。

字幕列表影片播放

假如我是魔鬼，這是我會做的（2025）！ (IF I WAS THE DEVIL, here's what I'd do (2025))

literally

strategy

basically

trick