Name: 變帥邏輯學！讓你顏值升級的祕訣大公開？ (Looksmaxxing Logic)
Uploaded: 2025-12-22T23:07:59.000Z
Duration: 10 min 27 s

How long are you going to stare at them like that?

But then again, he's like twice her size.

不過話說回來，他大概是她的兩倍大。

I started exfoliating like three weeks ago.

我大概三個星期前開始 exfoliating。

I only started a week ago and no results.

我才剛開始一個禮拜，還沒看到效果。

Send it to Blake too, because his face is full of zits.

也傳給 Blake，因為他滿臉都是 zits。

This guy is like 7ft tall on a bad hair day and has the body of an anime character.

這傢伙就算 bad hair day 時也有 7 呎高，身材就像個 anime character。

Do you think he'd look like that if he drink those?

你覺得他喝了那些東西後還會長那樣嗎？

There's no cheating day in looks maxing, bro.

looks maxing 沒有 cheating day，bro。

According to them, this is the only man they see.

他們眼中看到的男人就只有這樣。

then they turn around and you can see the cranial asymmetry.

但一轉過來，你就會看到那個 cranial asymmetry。

The lateral deviation is wild on this broad.

那個 lateral deviation 真的很誇張，這女人。

上傳你的照片，但別上傳你的臉。

How can we help if we don't even know what your problem is?

如果我們連你的問題是什麼都不知道，要怎麼幫你？

這裡的大部分男生都是種族細胞。

So I guess that's a plus for you ethnic bros.

所以我想這對你們這些種族兄弟來說是個加分項。

You can't know how attractive you are until you slim your face.

你得先瘦臉，才知道自己有多好看。

Drop sugar and any treats you used to eat.

Just go below 400 calories under your maintenance.

只要比你維持體重的熱量少攝取 400 卡就好。

Also try not eating after 4pm if you go to sleep slightly starving it because your body will take the excess fat.

還有，盡量下午四點後就別吃東西，如果你睡覺時有點餓，那是因為你的身體會消耗多餘的脂肪。

Use a facial cleanser daily because you have breakouts that build up from dirt and oil in your pores.

每天都要用洗面乳，因為你的毛孔會堆積髒汙和油脂，造成痘痘。

Shape your eyebrows, clean up the unibrow, trim the top, add shape.

修眉毛、清掉連眉毛、修剪上方、增加形狀。

That engages your whole body to burn calories and you'll be better built overall.

這能讓你的全身動起來燃燒卡路里，整體也會更健美。

If you also want to hit the gym, remember, bulking is a meme.

如果你也要去健身房，記得，增肌是迷因。

You'll get potato face and the physique of a brick.

你會得到馬鈴薯臉和磚塊般的體格。

Do more reps, like 14 each instead of eight.

多做幾下，像是每組 14 下而不是 8 下。

For strength, you have dark circles because of lack of sleep and too many hours staring at a screen.

為了體力，你因為睡眠不足和盯螢幕太久而有黑眼圈。

If you are a mouth breather, tape your mouth at night.

如果你是用嘴巴呼吸，晚上睡覺時用膠帶貼住嘴巴。

Swap your normal pillow for a U shaped travel pillow.

把你的普通枕頭換成 U 型旅行枕。

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變帥邏輯學！讓你顏值升級的祕訣大公開？ (Looksmaxxing Logic)

engage

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puberty

dude