Name: 初次「DIY」經驗大公開！真人分享第一次的「自我慰藉」！| Keep it 100 | Cut (People Tell Us About The First Time They Pleasured Themselves | Keep it 100 | Cut)
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Ask him about what the fuck is happening?

Why the fuck would you have her ask me that?

你他媽的為什麼要她問我那個？

Do you remember the first time you masturbated?

你還記得你第一次 يد 是什麼時候嗎？

My hands are sweaty because this is so dirty.

我的手都濕了，因為這個話題太髒了。

我第一次 يد 的時候，感覺好孤單。

I don't know how sexually explicit I need to be.

我不知道該講到多性暗示的程度。

I was very sheltered as a child, so I didn't even know what I was doing.

我小時候受到的保護太多了，所以根本不知道自己在做什麼。

It was like a massive tickle fight with your dick.

感覺就像是跟你的雞雞玩一場超大的搔癢大戰。

All of a sudden, thought I was gonna pee.

突然之間，我以為我要尿尿了。

我做了什麼。喔，我。我看過A片。

My dad doesn't know this, but he had a rather arousing magazine that I found under his bed.

我爸不知道這件事，但他有一本相當刺激的雜誌，是我在他床底下找到的。

My parents had a shower massage and I really liked the sensation, so I kept doing it.

我爸媽有淋浴按摩，我真的很喜歡那種感覺，所以我一直這樣做。

I used to climb a lot, so on the playground, you know those metal poles?

我以前很喜歡爬東西，所以在遊戲場，你知道那些金屬桿嗎？

You have to like, do this with your legs to climb.

In the privacy of my own bathtub bedroom.

在我自己的浴缸臥室的隱私空間裡。

No, I don't have a door in my bedroom at home.

You don't really know what you're doing, so you rub your vagina on stuff.

你根本不知道你在幹嘛，所以你就用你的陰道去蹭東西。

就像在給你的填充玩具打氣一樣。

My parents would catch me doing that and they were like, stop.

我爸媽會抓到我在做那種事，然後他們就會說，停下來。

Stop that Rocking horse, Curious George doll.

停下那個搖搖馬、好奇猴喬治玩偶。

My first girlfriend taught me how to masturbate over the phone.

我第一個女朋友在電話裡教我 يد。

Of course, when you're seven, nothing comes out.

當然，七歲的時候，什麼都沒出來。

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