Name: 川普選民怒批他害慘生活開銷！| 再見了，元宇宙！|魯比歐 vs. 卡利布里 (Trump Voters Blame Him For The High Cost Of Living | Farwell, Metaverse | Rubio vs. Calibri)
Uploaded: 2025-12-12T16:57:24.000Z
Duration: 11 min 40 s

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

各位觀眾，我是你們的主持人 Stephen Colbert。

Unfortunately, right now, the most expensive thing you can do with stuff is buy it because prices are up and Americans are not happy about that.

不幸的是，現在買東西是最貴的，因為物價上漲，美國人對此很不高興。

According to a recent poll, 76% of voters view the economy negatively.

根據最近一項民調，76% 的選民對經濟持負面看法。

But according to CNN, actually things feel worse than they are calling this a windchill economy.

但根據 CNN 的說法，實際上感覺比他們說的還要糟，他們稱之為風寒效應經濟。

Well, windchill makes sense because I think we can all agree 2025 blows.

嗯，風寒效應說得通，因為我想我們都同意 2025 年會很難熬。

In a Fox News poll, he has a 61% disapproval rating.

在一份福斯新聞的民調中，他的不贊同率高達 61%。

And in a Politico poll, even 37% of Trump's own voters say the cost of living in the US Is the worst they can remember.

而在 Politico 的一份民調中，甚至有 37% 的川普自己的選民表示，美國的生活成本是他們記憶中最糟的。

It's gotta hurt more that it's his own voters.

這些話從他自己的選民口中說出來，肯定更傷人。

They're supposed to love him no matter what.

It's like your parents sitting you down and saying, till your mommy and I are getting divorced, but

這就像你的父母坐下來跟你說，你們的爸媽要離婚了，但是

我們想讓你知道，這是你的錯。

But look for us to convince everybody, to convince everybody that the bad economy is actually good.

但看我們怎麼說服大家，說服大家說糟糕的經濟其實是好的。

Last night, Trump addressed a rally crowd in Pennsylvania with some sound advice on how to save lots of money this holiday season.

昨晚，川普在賓夕法尼亞州的一個集會上，給了大家一些妙計，教大家如何在節日季節省很多錢。

You know, you can give up certain products, you can give up pencils.

你知道，你可以放棄某些產品，你可以放棄鉛筆。

在亞馬遜上，一包鉛筆要 4.36 美元。

So saving money on pencils may not be the stupidest thing he's ever said, but

所以，省鉛筆的錢可能不是他講過最蠢的話，但

You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter.

你不需要為你女兒買 37 個娃娃。

Two or three is nice, but you don't need 37 dolls.

買兩三個很不錯，但你不需要 37 個娃娃。

They're constantly bugging you for 37 pencils and or dolls.

他們一直煩你說要 37 枝鉛筆或娃娃。

That's why they keep begging you to go to the American girl pencil store.

這就是為什麼他們一直求你，要你去 American Girl鉛筆店。

At one point in the rally, Trump tried to say the name of his chief of staff, Susie Wiles.

在一次集會中，川普試圖說出他的幕僚長 Susie Wiles 的名字。

Do you know Susie Trump sometimes referred to as Susie Wiles?

你知道 Suzy Trump 有時候被稱為 Susie Wiles 嗎？

Got the real name in there at the last minute.

It's moments like this when I'M most jealous of Trump.

就是這種時刻，我最羨慕川普了。

He messes up wildly and just keeps going.

I'm still not over the time I called my second grade teacher Mom.

我還沒從我叫我二年級老師「媽」的那次陰影走出來。

威廉斯太太，我知道妳不是我媽。

The president also praised the recent charitable donations by billionaires Michael Dell and his wife almost.

總統也稱讚了億萬富翁麥可·戴爾和他的妻子最近的慈善捐款。

I want to thank Michael Dell and his beautiful Dell computer.

我要感謝麥可·戴爾和他那臺漂亮的 Dell 電腦。

His beautiful wife's name is actually Susan Dell.

他漂亮老婆的名字其實是 Susan Dell。

Trump spoke for an hour and 40 minutes, and

川普講了一個小時又四十分鐘，

even though it was a sympathetic crowd, he never took the opportunity to address any of his scandals, not even the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.

雖然現場氣氛很挺他，但他從來沒有機會去談論任何他的醜聞，甚至連傑佛瑞·愛潑斯坦的醜聞都沒有。

After Trump's Pennsylvania pencil pinchin Yammerthon, he went back down to the White House, took a little break, and

川普在賓夕法尼亞州的省錢演講後，回到了白宮，稍作休息，然後

then posted every word in the English language.

Somewhere in that miasma of letters, he got mad that nobody is celebrating how often he has to get his brain checked.

在那堆文字的迷霧中，他生氣了，因為沒有人慶祝他必須檢查大腦的頻率。

I go out of my way to do long, thorough and very boring medical examinations in addition to.

我還額外做了冗長、徹底且非常無聊的醫療檢查。

I've done something that no other president has done on three separate occasions by taking what is known as a cognitive examination.

我做了三件沒有其他總統做過的事，進行了所謂的認知檢查。

I aced all three of them in front of a large number of doctors and experts.

我在許多醫生和專家面前，這三項都考得很好。

That's not a great sign when a doctor takes a look at your brain and says, can we get more people in here, please?

當醫生看著你的大腦說，請多找幾個人進來，這可不是個好兆頭。

I'm going to need backup, a witness, and maybe a notary public.

我需要支援、證人，也許還需要一位公證人。

This rant appears to be in response to a couple of New York Times articles recently, including one with the headline, Trump's approval ratings have declined.

這段咆哮似乎是在回應紐約時報最近的幾篇文章，其中一篇的標題是「川普的支持率下降」。

So has his vigor, which says that Trump is slowing down.

他的活力也下降了，這篇文章說川普正在變慢。

Well, clearly Trump is displaying the number one sign of old age.

嗯，顯然川普正在展現年老的頭號徵兆。

One area where Americans are really getting sticker shock is over in the meat department.

美國人在肉品區真的感受到價格飆漲的地方。

The latest charts and graphs out there say the average price of ground beef was up 26% since January of 2024.

最新的圖表顯示，自 2024 年 1 月以來，免絞肉的平均價格上漲了 26%。

And experts say next year the prices could soar nearly 60%.

專家說，明年價格可能會飆升近 60%。

It's getting so desperate, folks are going to loan sharks to get a meatloaf meat loan.

情況已經糟到大家為了買漢堡肉，竟然去找高利貸借錢。

And if you don't pay them back, they come and take your pinky.

如果你不還錢，他們就會來拿走你的小指。

That's why the Hamburger helper glove only has four fingers.

這就是為什麼漢堡幫手手套只有四根手指。

Now Trump's beef tariffs against Brazil have really jacked our meats, as the low number of domestic cattle herds haven't helped either.

現在川普對巴西的牛肉關稅真的讓我們的肉價飆升，國內牛群數量少也沒幫上忙。

But according to one meat spurt, the real problem isn't beef cow inventory, but demand.

但根據一位肉品專家說，真正的問題不是牛隻存量，而是需求。

Do you really need to give your kids 37 burgers for Christmas?

你真的需要在聖誕節給你的孩子們 37 個漢堡嗎？

They've already got two good pencils to eat now.

他們現在已經有兩支很棒的鉛筆可以吃了。

Incidentally, that analysis comes from Beef magazine, which is my third favorite meat mag, right after Cosmopolitan and the new Porker.

順帶一提，這個分析來自《Beef》雜誌，這是我第三喜歡的肉類雜誌，僅次於《Cosmopolitan》和新出的《Porker》。

Thank you, Peabody Award winning television.

謝謝，皮博迪獎得獎的電視節目。

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