Name: 艾倫-帕特奇（Alan Partridge）回來了，您可以幫助實現他的新電視劇 - BBC (Alan Partridge is back and you could help make his new TV series a reality - BBC)
Uploaded: 2025-10-21T03:40:52.000Z
Duration: 2 min 47 s

Hello, I'm Alan Partridge and I'm a perfectionist.

哈囉，我是 Alan Partridge，我是一個完美主義者。

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我認識一位屠夫，他也是一樣。

這就是為什麼我需要你們的幫忙。

Since leaving the BBC, I've been working on a documentary series.

自從離開 BBC 後，我一直在製作一個紀錄片系列。

A three year passion project that straddles the reins of Queen Elizabeth Anderson, King Charles.

這是一個三年的熱情項目，橫跨了 Queen Elizabeth Anderson 和 King Charles 的時代。

And I want it to be the best that it can be.

Because of inflation and the unions, making a documentary has never been more expensive.

由於通貨膨脹和工會的關係，製作紀錄片從來沒有這麼貴過。

And despite some help with sponsorship from Flensh Son Tanning Centres and the sale of a vintage car and a classic clock, if we want it to be the best, we're going to need more.

雖然有 Flensh Son Tanning Centres 的贊助，以及賣掉一臺老爺車和一個經典時鐘的收入，但如果我們想要做到最好，我們還需要更多。

But I'm not standing before you with a begging bowl.

You give me the quid, I'll give you the quo.

你們給我 quid，我就給你們 quo。

For £20, funders can receive an autographed photo, unframed.

捐款 £20 的贊助者，可以收到一張未裱框的簽名照片。

捐款 £50 的贊助者，可以收到一個生日語音留言。

For £150, an original self portrait in oils of me and your pet.

捐款 £150 的贊助者，可以得到一幅我跟你的寵物一起的油畫自畫像。

For £400, a dinner date with me at a restaurant of your choosing.

捐款 £400 的贊助者，可以和我一起在你選擇的餐廳享用晚餐約會。

For £200, a dinner date at the restaurant of my choosing.

捐款 £200，可以和我一起在你選擇的餐廳享用晚餐約會。

While for £10,000 you get to call yourself an executive producer on the finished series.

而捐款 £10,000，你就可以稱自己為成品影集的執行製作人。

Well, nothing beats the thrill of having your name mentioned on national television.

嗯，沒有什麼比名字在國家電視臺上被提及的刺激感更棒了。

And whilst broadcasting guidelines specifically forbid me from mentioning people's names for money, with the help of a freelance wordsmith, I found ways of circumventing the guidelines, methods that have already been used in the video you're watching.

雖然廣播指南明確禁止我為了錢提及人們的名字，但在自由撰稿人的協助下，我找到了規避指南的方法，這些方法已經在你觀看的影片中使用過了。

For £800, you can have your name depicted through visual metaphor, whether you happen to be called Dustin Wood or Neil Crouch.

捐款 £800，你可以透過視覺隱喻來呈現你的名字，無論你叫 Dustin Wood 還是 Neil Crouch。

For £1,000, I'll say your name out loud in a way that feels both natural and sympathetic to the context.

捐款 £1,000，我會以一種聽起來自然且符合情境的方式唸出你的名字。

我認識一個屠夫，他也是一樣。

Queen Elizabeth Anderson, King Charles Beth Anderson.

Queen Elizabeth Anderson，King Charles Beth Anderson。

Why not try the corporate package where I'll include your company's products by way of soft background.

何不試試企業方案，我會透過軟性置入的方式，將貴公司的產品融入其中。

All these investors have helped fund the show.

這些投資者都幫助集資了這個節目。

This is your chance to do the same, so please give as much as you can.

這就是你也能做到的機會，所以請盡量捐款。