Name: 討厭的橙子 - 討厭的月亮 (Annoying Orange - Annoying Moon)
Uploaded: 2025-09-06T17:59:34.000Z
Duration: 5 min 22 s

Beautiful eyes, perfect smile, and I can't get enough of those lips.

美麗的眼睛，完美的笑容，還有那讓我欲罷不能的嘴脣。

So your name is Date, and here we are on a date.

你叫 "約會"，我們在這裡約會。

Now, what would you say if I kissed you right now?

如果我現在吻你，你會說什麼？

Well, I probably wouldn't say anything because your mouth would be covering my mouth.

我可能什麼都不會說，因為你的嘴會捂住我的嘴。

那麼，只有一個辦法可以知道了。

Oh, actually, Orbit would work too, wouldn't it?

哦，其實 Orbit 也可以，不是嗎？

Oh, you know what they say about the fart side of the moon.

哦，你知道他們是怎麼說月亮的屁面的。

You do understand you're, like, totally wrecking the mood we had going here.

你知道你完全破壞了我們的氣氛嗎？

Actually, I'm going to say this is about as romantic as it was before.

事實上，我想說這和以前一樣浪漫。

Oh, how about some romantic music to get things back on track?

哦，來點浪漫的音樂讓一切重回正軌如何？

Ooh-la-la, ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la, ooh-la-la-la-la-la, ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la.

嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦，嗚啦啦。

Yeah, so I think I'm going to head home now.

Grapefruit, this evening has been... something.

Let's go do something inside where this guy can't bother us.

我們進去吧，別讓這傢伙打擾我們。

Yeah, you guys could bake crescent rolls.

I'm more of a glass half-full kind of guy.

Honestly, I have a few questions I've always wanted to ask the moon.

老實說，我有幾個問題一直想問月亮。

那些傢伙把旗杆塞進了我的屁眼。

And final question, how's the view from up there?

最後一個問題，從上面看風景如何？

You ask me as though the heavens offer clarity.

你這樣問我，就好像上天給了我清晰的答案。

From my perch in the dark silence, I see your world as it truly is.

從我在黑暗寂靜中的棲息地，我看到了你們世界的真實面貌。

A fragile sphere, blue-veined and beautiful, yet scarred by the hands that claim to love it.

一個脆弱的球體，藍紋而美麗，卻被聲稱愛它的雙手弄得傷痕累累。

You humans are clever, but blind sleepwalkers stepping towards a cliff.

你們人類是聰明的，但卻是盲目的夢遊者，正一步步走向懸崖。

From up here, the jewel of Earth grows ever dimmer.

從這裡往上看，地球上的寶石越來越暗淡。

And I, a silent witness of stone, want to cry out, Awake!

而我，一個沉默的石頭見證人，想要大聲呼喊："醒來"！

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