Name: 斯蒂芬-科爾伯特的 "證明它" - 阿什-帕爾曼能扣籃嗎？第 5 集：大結局 (Stephen Colbert's "Prove It" - Can Asher Perlman Dunk? Episode 5: The Finale)
Uploaded: 2025-07-25T17:28:50.000Z
Duration: 8 min 22 s

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Give it up for Louis Cato and the Late Show Band.

為路易斯-卡託和晚間秀樂隊鼓掌。

What you were just playing, tell the people you were just playing.

你剛才在玩什麼，告訴大家你剛才在玩什麼。

We were just playing Feel So Good by Chuck Mangione.

我們正在演奏查克-曼喬內（Chuck Mangione）的《感覺如此美妙》（Feel So Good）。

And as they say, may he rest in peace because Mr. Mangione died today, we just found out.

正如他們所說，願他安息，因為曼喬內先生今天去世了，我們剛剛知道。

And I don't normally answer any Colbert questionnaire questions because I said I would only answer those questions if I was to let you know I was leaving the show.

我通常不回答任何科爾伯特問卷調查的問題，因為我說過，只有讓你們知道我要離開節目，我才會回答這些問題。

But since that's been decided for me, let me tell you.

不過，既然我已經決定了，那就讓我來告訴你們吧。

I saw Chuck Mangione on the album to hear because he had that hit, Feel So Good.

我在專輯中看到查克-曼喬內（Chuck Mangione）的歌，因為他有一首主打歌《感覺如此美妙》（Feel So Good）。

And the album was the Children of Sanchez.

這張專輯就是《桑切斯的孩子們》。

And I saw him at Gillyard Auditorium in Charleston.

我在查爾斯頓的吉利爾德禮堂見過他。

I think I was 13, maybe 12, because it was 77, I think.

我想我當時是 13 歲，也許是 12 歲，因為我想那是 77 年。

Folks, tonight I am proud to present to you the grand finale of our fan-tolerated segment, Prove It.

朋友們，今晚我很榮幸地向大家介紹我們深受粉絲喜愛的壓軸節目--"證明給我看"。

But first, I need to bring out one of my writers, Asher Perlman.

但首先，我得請出我的一位作家，阿什-帕爾曼（Asher Perlman）。

Asher, all right, for the uninitiated, let's catch everybody up.

阿什，好了，對於新手，讓我們來給大家補補課。

So, well, Prove It started about six months ago.

是以，"證明自己 "大約始於六個月前。

Yeah, and the Memphis Grizzlies were playing, right?

是啊，孟菲斯灰熊隊也在比賽，對吧？

OK, that's something that only top NBA players could do.

好吧，這隻有 NBA 頂級球員才能做到。

And you said, you texted a friend of yours who told us, you said, the specific way in which I'm crazy is that I think I could do that if you gave me six months.

你說，你給你的一個朋友發了簡訊，他告訴我們，你說，我瘋狂的具體表現是，我覺得如果你給我六個月時間，我就能做到這一點。

Now, Asher, instead of seeking immediate psychiatric help, tell the people, in fact, what you have been doing ever since.

現在，阿什，與其立即尋求心理醫生的幫助，不如告訴人們，事實上，你從那時起就一直在做什麼。

Well, you've been having me come on the show once a month and try to do that.

你讓我每個月上一次節目，就是想讓我做到這一點。

And you sent me to train with legendary basketball coach Rick Pitino.

你還送我去接受傳奇籃球教練裡克-皮蒂諾的訓練。

And Asher, for those who haven't been keeping up, what have been the results so far?

阿什，對於那些沒有跟上進度的人來說，目前的結果如何？

Those are the reports that I'm getting here.

這些就是我在這裡得到的報告。

In fact, we put together, our editors put together a side-by-side of all your previous attempts next to Ja Morant.

事實上，我們的編輯將你之前的所有嘗試與賈-莫蘭特並列在一起。

I want to point out that in those side-by-sides, you went up and came down in the same amount of time that Ja Morant was still going up.

我想指出的是，在這些並排比賽中，你上場和下場的時間與賈-莫蘭特上場的時間相同。

Now, some of these failures can be blamed on injuries, correct?

現在，其中一些失敗可以歸咎於受傷，對嗎？

Sure.  Catch everyone up on your diseases.

So, well, going into it, I had had shoulder surgery.

所以，在開始的時候，我做過肩部手術。

So I was still kind of rebuilding like full range of motion.

是以，我仍在進行全方位的運動重建。

Like they hurt when I run.  And my back throws out.

就像我跑步時會疼一樣。  我的背也疼

I throw out my back like once a month or so.

我一個月左右就會把我的背扔掉一次。

Yeah, just in a stiff breeze, it goes out.

是的，只要有微風，它就會熄滅。

Well, last time I was here, there was a fear that I had torn my shoulder.

我上次來的時候，有人擔心我的肩膀撕裂了。

在這個過程中的某個時刻，是的。

That wasn't the dramatic reveal that you thought it would be.

這並不是你想象中的戲劇性揭示。

OK, it's been a month since your last dunk attempt.

好吧，距離你上一次扣籃已經一個月了。

We were off the air for a couple of weeks.

So I was in Michigan at a little cottage.

我當時在密歇根州的一個小別墅裡。

And they had a basketball hoop in the driveway.

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