Name: 柯南的工作人員指責他反教皇 | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要一位朋友 (Conan’s Staff Accuses Him Of Being Anti-Pope | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T17:08:35.000Z
Duration: 8 min 31 s

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I just want to make sure because we're recording this a little ahead of time and you know, one of the things we don't do is we're not very topical on this podcast, but now I've got it in my head today because I don't think this is going to drop for a while. We really can't be topical, right? You know what I mean?

我只是想確認一下，因為我們是提前錄製的，你知道，我們不做的事情之一就是我們在這個播客上沒有很強的話題性，但現在我今天腦子裡已經有了，因為我覺得這個話題一時半會兒不會消失。我們真的不能成為話題，對嗎？你明白我的意思嗎？

Uh, so I don't want anyone saying, well, you know, next week is that big national holiday or hey, in two days.

呃，所以我不希望有人說，你知道的，下週就是那個全國性的大節日，或者嘿，再過兩天就是了。

現在進行式

But we do know when this is coming out, so we can say things like the 4th of July is just around the corner.

但我們確實知道這部電影什麼時候上映，所以我們可以說國慶節就快到了。

And then for some reason this gets bumped, you know, because, uh, some huge figure says I'll do the podcast, but it has to air on that day.

然後因為某些原因，這個播客被取消了 因為，呃，某個大人物說我會做這個播客 但必須在那天播出

And we go, huh, we've already got this all set for someone else.

然後我們就會想，我們已經為別人準備好了這一切。

People look out the window and it's snowing, but it's still 4th of July and they live in Antarctica.

人們看著窗外下雪，但今天仍然是 7 月 4 日，他們生活在南極洲。

哦，你看到我在最後加的轉折了吧。

What are you saying that we don't have big names right now?

你說我們現在沒有大牌球星是什麼意思？

And if we have one, everyone gets these are big names.

如果我們有一個，每個人都會知道這些都是大人物。

I'm talking about the new Pope from Chicago.

我說的是來自芝加哥的新教皇。

I'm just saying, what if my cell phone rings and I pick it up and I go, hey, Conan there.

我只是說，如果我的手機響了，我拿起它，我走了，嘿，柯南那裡。

Yeah, I'm thinking I, you know, I used to be down in Chicago and on diversity.

是啊，我想我，你知道， 我曾經在芝加哥和多樣性。

I'd be driving down diversity and I'd be like, you know, I, I mean, I don't like why I like white socks.

我開車走在多樣性的路上，我會想，你知道，我，我的意思是，我不喜歡為什麼我喜歡白襪子。

And I was thinking, I like this Conan podcast.

如果有一天我當上了教皇，我也會這麼做的。

And then he, you know, and you know, again, now we are getting topical, but if he wanted to do the podcast, that would bump anybody.

然後，他，你知道的，你知道的，現在我們又有了話題，但如果他想做播客，那會撞到任何人。

And also, I would want to ask him, did you use some of your Chicago ways to influence the conclave?

另外，我還想問他，你是否使用了芝加哥的一些方法來影響會議？

I mean, when he was a knife, you bring a gun.

我的意思是，當他是一把刀時，你就得帶槍。

He was in there just going like, oh, really?

Oh, that guy from Portugal at the conclave.

哦，那個在會議上來自葡萄牙的傢伙。

He was walking around behind them with a baseball bat.

他拿著一根棒球棍在他們身後走來走去。

I see you're going very cartoonish and very big.

我看你要做得非常卡通，非常大。

Yeah, I forgot this was a sober and serious podcast.

是啊，我都忘了這是個清醒嚴肅的播客。

I think it's more like, hey, you want it.

我覺得這更像是 "嘿，你想要的"。

Remember when you wanted to help moving that couch?

還記得你想幫忙搬沙發的時候嗎？

You know, you had that place over on Sheffield.

你知道，你在謝菲爾德有一個地方。

Remember when you had that place on Sheffield?

還記得你在謝菲爾德的那個地方嗎？

我的教皇做了很多我的教皇的事。

Yeah, he's got like he did a lot of favors for people.

是啊，他好像幫了很多人的忙。

Why is he bringing up sofas he moved for people?

他為什麼要提起他為別人搬過的沙發？

He was always saying like, hey, you from where you.

I get some guys that can move it for you.

You see, it's like he's like he's controlling the altar boy union or, you know, he's just got his fingers in every pie.

你看，他就像在控制祭壇侍童聯盟 或者，你知道，他在每個派裡都插了手。

He's just he's he's he's pulling all the strings.

他就是他，他就是操縱一切的人。

You know, that's how he got the get that incense fell off the back of a truck.

要知道，他就是這樣得到香是從卡車後面掉下來的消息的。

Yeah. That just fell out of back of a truck.

And and then uh, he becomes pope because he's just working it.

然後，呃，他成了教皇，因為他只是在工作。

Yeah. Anyway, my original point is, if this pope, if my cell phone rings and I hear ace,

是啊無論如何，我的原意是，如果教皇， 如果我的手機響了，我聽到王牌，

I asked a buddy of a buddy of a buddy and he says, I got Conan's number.

我問了一個朋友的朋友的朋友 他說我有柯南的電話號碼

Hey, you know, I'd like to come on that bad cast.

嘿，你知道嗎，我想參加那個糟糕的演出。

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