Name: 我們進行了 "你是哪種女同性戀性愛姿勢？小測試 (We Take The "What Lesbian Sex Position Are You?" Quiz)
Uploaded: 2025-06-18T11:21:53.000Z
Duration: 6 min 18 s

I just identify as queer person, non-straight.

我只認定自己是同性戀者，非異性戀者。

所以，這對我們倆都適用，真的。

So this might get raunchy, because it's sex position.

因為是性愛姿勢，所以可能會很淫蕩。

So me and Amanda are like really, really good friends, but we never talk about this stuff together.

我和阿曼達是非常非常要好的朋友，但我們從不在一起談論這些事情。

We're like very much like creative partners, and so we never get like raunchy together.

我們就像創意夥伴一樣，所以我們在一起從不放蕩不羈。

The first thing you do in the morning is, hit snooze, coffee, stat.

你早上要做的第一件事就是，按下貪睡鍵，喝咖啡，靜靜地。

Where is go through emails, don't answer any of them, mark them all as unread, and then go on Twitter instead?

在哪裡翻閱電子郵件，一封也不回，把它們都標記為未讀，然後轉而上推特？

Where is get unreasonably angry at things that are happening on Twitter?

你對 Twitter 上發生的事情感到憤怒嗎？

我的是 "打盹"，我打了 "打盹"。

I guess sing in the shower, because I am a morning showerer.

我猜是在淋浴時唱歌，因為我是個早起洗澡的人。

Ellen Page, Rihanna, Rashida Jones, Rachel Maddow,

艾倫-佩吉（Ellen Page）、蕾哈娜（Rihanna）、拉希達-瓊斯（Rashida Jones）、蕾切爾-瑪多（Rachel Maddow）、

露皮塔-尼永奧（Lupita Nyong'o）或克里斯汀-斯圖爾特（Kristen Stewart）。

不是克里斯汀-斯圖爾特，抱歉。

I'm hungry, do you want coffee, what, I don't care.

I feel like she's come out of her shell since she's come out of the closet.

我覺得自從她出櫃之後，她已經走出了自己的內心世界。

She also speaks Spanish, my grandma told me that.

她還會說西班牙語，這是我奶奶告訴我的。

The obvious answer would be Ellen Page, but I'm gonna choose Rashida Jones, because.

顯而易見的答案是艾倫-佩吉（Ellen Page），但我要選擇拉希達-瓊斯（Rashida Jones），因為。

I knew you were gonna choose Rashida Jones.

I saw her do a panel in real life, and she was like the coolest person.

我在現實生活中見過她做小組討論，她是最酷的人。

I've never been in a room with the coolest person in the world.

我從未與世界上最酷的人共處一室。

But I am good at that butterfly position.

For funsies, I'm gonna pick the one that looks like the exorcist.

為了好玩，我要選看起來像驅魔人的那個。

I feel like that's gonna get you scissoring.

說實話，你最大的缺點是什麼？

Total show off, lazy, not outgoing enough, stubborn, self-centered, a bit flaky.

愛炫耀，懶惰，不夠外向，固執，以自我為中心，有點飄忽不定。

I feel like I could go back and forth between either a bit flaky or stubborn.

我覺得自己可能會在有些輕浮或固執之間來回切換。

Usually, you're not stubborn at all, which is just why it's so easy to be friends with you.

通常，你一點也不固執，這就是為什麼和你做朋友很容易。

My biggest flaw is stubborn also, though.

不過，我最大的缺點也是固執。

好吧，那我是不是也該說頑固呢？

I don't know, I feel like none of these really apply to you.

我不知道，我覺得這些都不適合你。

我覺得你可能會選擇海灘時間。

我希望在我的生活中兩者兼得。

I don't wanna have to choose between one or the other.

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