Name: 同時...拯救浣熊寶寶 | Z世代愛吃泡菜 | 巨型龍蝦自由放生 (Meanwhile... Baby Raccoon Rescued | Gen Z Loves Pickles | Giant Lobster Set Free)
Uploaded: 2025-06-17T17:46:36.000Z
Duration: 6 min 22 s

Give it up for Louis Payne on the latest Showtime right now!

為路易斯-佩恩鼓掌，他正在最新的 Showtime 節目中！

My friends, coming up in just a little while, we have some lovely guests.

朋友們，再過一會兒，我們將迎來幾位可愛的客人。

We have Mariska Hargitay will be out here in just a few moments.

And followed by a wonderful woman I've interviewed before, Senator Tammy Duckworth will be out here in just a few moments.

接下來是我之前採訪過的一位優秀女性，參議員塔米-達克沃斯（Tammy Duckworth）將在片刻後出場。

We'll talk about what's going on in the world and on Capitol Hill.

我們將討論世界和國會山發生的事情。

Folks, if you watch this show, you know I spend most of my time over there in the news kitchen simmering the finest, most topical news beef and pork with bay leaf, onion, garlic spices, and a touch of cayenne before cooling it and placing it into a handmade pie crust and baking it at 475 for an hour to present to you the hearty yet subtle French-Canadian tortillaire meat pie that is my monologue.

朋友們，如果你們看過這個節目，就會知道我大部分時間都在新聞廚房裡，用月桂葉、洋蔥、大蒜香料和少許辣椒粉燉煮最優質、最有話題性的新聞牛肉和豬肉，然後冷卻，放入手工製作的餡餅皮中，在 475 攝氏度的高溫下烘烤一小時，為你們呈現豐盛而微妙的法式加拿大玉米餅肉餡餅，這就是我的獨白。

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, I steal a Vienna sausage from a raccoon and stuff it into a discarded pita and leave it on the engine block of an idling truck before snacking on the filthy hot pocket of news that is my segment.

但有時候，只是有時候，朋友們，我會從浣熊那裡偷一根維也納香腸，然後把它塞進一個廢棄的皮塔餅裡，放在一輛空轉的卡車的引擎蓋上，然後再吃我那段骯髒的新聞熱點。

Meanwhile, in adorable rodent news, a baby raccoon was rescued after getting soaked in a Massachusetts storm and was found standing on two legs.

與此同時，在一則可愛的齧齒動物新聞中，一隻小浣熊在馬薩諸塞州的暴風雨中被淋溼後獲救，並被發現用兩條腿站立。

Honestly, I had no idea they could stand on two legs.

老實說，我不知道它們還能用兩條腿站立。

Until now, I thought the only thing I had in common with raccoons was my love of garbage.

直到現在，我還以為我和浣熊唯一的共同點就是喜歡扔垃圾。

Millennials are embracing compression socks and trying to make them cool.

千禧一代正在接受壓縮襪，並試圖讓它變得更酷。

You're hitting your 40s, so you're trying to make every part of aging a fashion trend.

你即將步入 40 歲，所以你想讓衰老的每一部分都成為一種時尚潮流。

As you can see, my compression socks match my CPAP machine, but I wouldn't be caught dead in last year's catheter.

如你所見，我的壓力襪與 CPAP 機器相匹配，但我可不會穿著去年的導尿管。

Meanwhile, the dill pickle is having a moment, which is why dill pickle is Cup Noodle's briniest flavor yet.

與此同時，蒔蘿醃黃瓜的風頭正勁，這也是為什麼蒔蘿醃黃瓜是 Cup Noodle 迄今為止最爽脆的口味。

Because when I think Cup Noodles, I think, not salty enough.

因為一想到杯麵，我就覺得不夠鹹。

Apparently, pickle-forward foods are having a serious moment as these ingredients provide just enough weirdness to feel exciting.

很顯然，醃製食品正在大行其道，因為這些配料提供了足夠的怪異感，讓人感到興奮。

Did not know that, but apparently these days people love weird food.

這我倒不知道，但顯然現在人們都喜歡奇怪的食物。

That's why the hottest new cereal to hit shelves is Honey Bunches of Pervs.

這就是為什麼新上架的最熱門麥片是 "蜜糖小雞雞 "的原因。

Meanwhile, out on Long Island, Lorenzo the Giant Lobster got a second chance at life.

與此同時，在長島，大龍蝦洛倫佐重獲新生。

Finally kicked cocaine and Brenda took him back.

最後踢了可卡因，布倫達把他帶了回去。

And I'm being told that's not what it was.

On Thursday, Peter's Clam Bar in Hempstead, Long Island, decided to celebrate National Lobster Day and Father's Day with a splash by setting Lorenzo, a 21-pound, 110-year-old lobster, free.

本週四，長島亨普斯特德的 Peter's Clam Bar 決定放生一隻重達 21 磅、有 110 年曆史的龍蝦 Lorenzo，以慶祝全國龍蝦節和父親節。

Lorenzo just kind of like slipped through the cracks, and he ended up in our tank for years.

洛倫佐就像從縫隙中溜走了一樣，最後在我們的坦克裡呆了好幾年。

Some of these lobsters just don't live that long, and this one did.

有些龍蝦活不了那麼久，而這隻卻活了下來。

Some of the lobsters in your tank don't live that long?

你魚缸裡的一些龍蝦活不了那麼久？

Is that what you told Lorenzo all these years?

這些年你都是這麼跟洛倫佐說的嗎？

Yeah, sometimes my friends leave the tank and never return.

是啊，有時我的朋友們離開坦克後就再也沒回來。

它們可能在北部的一個大水缸裡。

Before being released, the restaurant had a little celebration where they issued Lorenzo a pardon.

在獲釋之前，餐廳舉行了一個小小的慶祝活動，向洛倫佐頒發了特赦令。

Or are all the lobsters we eat criminals?

Tonight we have a three-pound lobster who's doing hard time for manslaughter.

今晚有隻三磅重的龍蝦因過失殺人罪被判重刑。

This lobster killed a guy when he was drunk, is what I'm trying to say.

我想說的是，這隻龍蝦在一個人喝醉的時候殺了他。

Meanwhile, in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, an osprey dropped a hammerhead shark on a man trying to play disc golf.

與此同時，在南卡羅來納州默特爾海灘，一隻鶚向一名試圖玩飛盤高爾夫的男子投擲了一條雙髻鯊。

我不知道飛盤高爾夫是怎麼運作的。

Meanwhile, there's a new summer vacation trend among parents foregoing high-intensity camps and activities for their children in favor of weeks of unplanned time, a trend they're calling kid-rotting.

與此同時，家長們放棄為孩子們舉辦高強度的夏令營和活動，轉而讓孩子們度過數週無計劃的時間，這也是暑假的一種新趨勢，他們稱這種趨勢為 "孩遊"（kid-rotting）。

Being bored on summer vacation isn't something you invented.

That's like saying my family and I are doing this new thing where we all lay in bed and close our eyes from 11 p.m. to 6 a.m.

這就好比說，我和我的家人正在做一件新事情，我們都躺在床上，從晚上 11 點到早上 6 點閉目養神。

Meanwhile, cooking steak in the dishwasher is going viral.

與此同時，在洗碗機裡烹飪牛排的做法也在網上走紅。

Here's a clip of the chef teaching the dishwasher method.

下面是廚師教授洗碗方法的片段。

Teaching my culinary class how to make a dishwasher steak.

教我的烹飪班如何製作洗碗機牛排。

We'll be right back with Mariska Hargitay.

我們馬上回來採訪瑪麗斯卡-哈吉泰。

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