Could you pass me the salt, please, Anais?  But, of course!

能把鹽遞給我嗎，安奈絲？  當然可以

My pleasure.  May I have the gravy, please, Darwin?  Gladly.

我的榮幸  我可以要肉汁嗎，達爾文？  樂意之至

Maybe a little dessert will sweeten you.  I will not tolerate this kind of behavior in my house.  I barely got to lick the icing.  Wait a minute.

也許吃點甜點會讓你覺得甜一點。  我不能容忍你在我家做出這種行為  我都沒舔到糖霜  等一下

How else can you tell they're ripe when you buy them at the store?   Anyway, what's with all the tension?  Right.

不然你在商店買的時候怎麼知道它們熟了呢？   怎麼這麼緊張？  是啊

I think it's time we laid it all out on the table.  She made us believe we only had 24 hours to live because of a disease called gallbladitis.  And that our butts were going to fall off and everything inside us was going to spill out from the bottom like an undercooked flan.   I only wrote that in my diary to teach you a lesson about privacy.  I was so distressed I spent the whole afternoon by the lake listening to soft rock while cross-fading.  You what?  Like this.  Well, maybe you shouldn't have bedazzled the toilet seat.  My butt looks like a Fabergé egg.  No amount of bedazzling can make up for the day we had because of you!  Stop fighting!  First of all, that is how you crashed the car earlier.  Secondly, what I meant by laying it all out on the table was...   The game!

我想是時候把一切都擺在檯面上了。  她讓我們相信我們只有24小時可活 因為我們得了一種叫膽囊炎的病  我們的屁股會掉下來 我們身體裡的一切都會從底部溢出來 就像沒煮熟的餡餅一樣   我把這些寫在日記裡，只是想給你上一堂關於隱私的課。  我很難過，整個下午都在湖邊 聽著輕柔的搖滾樂，一邊交叉淡入淡出。  什麼？  像這樣  也許你不應該在馬桶蓋上裝上眼罩  我的屁股看起來像法貝熱彩蛋  再炫目的東西也彌補不了 因為你我們度過的這一天  別吵了  首先，你剛才就是這樣撞車的  其次，我把東西都擺在桌子上的意思

For Saturday night is family time.  And since it's my turn to choose, we're raiding dungeons and fighting dragons!   Sorry, Gumbo.

因為週六晚上是家庭時間。  既然輪到我選擇，我們就去地下城打龍！   對不起，濃湯

You rolled a two in stealth.  Get back here.  How is this going to help?  You are all travelers from distant lands seeking refuge from a great storm.  Testosterone, the barbarian.  Norovirus, the wizard.  Frumpet, the elf bard.  And finally, Mario Kabob, the dwarf warrior!

你的隱身術得了2分  快回來  這有什麼用？  你們都是來自遙遠國度的旅行者 為了躲避一場大風暴  睪丸素，野蠻人  諾羅病毒，巫師  侏儒，精靈吟遊詩人  最後是矮人戰士馬里奧・卡布

Because I ran out of name ideas.  You stumble across a tavern called the Merle Inn and find yourself in the midst of a brawl.  Not against each other!

因為我想不出什麼名字了。  你偶然發現了一家名為 "梅爾客棧 "的酒館，發現自己正處於一場鬥毆之中。  不是互相鬥毆

All right, against each other, I guess.   But you're interrupted by a mysterious voice.  Do you want to be rich?   How rich are we talking?  Enough to buy my kids new battle armor?   More.   Enough to get health care against loss of limbs and dental for my tooth?  Even more!   Enough for us to pay to get into a good pillaging college?  The riches I speak of are to be found in the Black Crystal Dungeon.  And they will give you a lifetime of joy.  But the road to the dungeon and the treasure is treacherous.  But not as treacherous as...   The treasure will be mine!  Not if I get there first, wizard!   Had you stayed and listened to the witch, you'd have known that the road was far less treacherous than the path you took to the forest of...   Who comes up with these names, man?  Sorry, that was a cheese curl stuck in my throat.   It's actually called the Forest of Grok, and there's an owlbear blocking your path.  Everybody, run for initiative!   Guess it's me first.  What are you going to do?   I throw Norovirus into the mouth of the owlbear.  Oh, come on!

好吧，我猜是互相對抗。   但你被一個神祕的聲音打斷了  你想變得富有嗎？   有多富有？  足夠給我的孩子們買新戰甲？   更多   夠給我的孩子買新的戰甲嗎？ 更多  更多   夠我們花錢上一所好的掠奪大學？  我所說的財富就在黑水晶地下城。  它們會給你帶來一生的快樂  但通往地宮和寶藏的路是險峻的  但沒有...   寶藏是我的  除非我先到，巫師   如果你留下來聽女巫的話 你就會知道這條路遠沒有你去森林的路那麼險惡   這些名字是誰起的？  抱歉，我喉嚨裡卡住了奶酪卷   這裡其實叫格魯克森林

Darwin, you're next.   What do you do?  I play a merry tune and I dance.   Nicole, what do you do?  Testosterona sits this one out.

達爾文，你是下一個   你是做什麼的？  我演奏歡快的曲子，然後跳舞   妮可，你是做什麼的？  睪丸素那坐這一出。

She already crashed her station horse wagon because of these fools.   All right, whatever.  He swallows you.   Norovirus, what do you do?  I perform a suggestion charm. 17 plus 2 intelligence bonus, 19.   Finally, someone's getting into the game and playing it properly.  Mario Kebab, Frumpet, headbutt yourselves in the butt as you walk towards the owlbear.   Right, you're now all inside the stomach of the beast.  What do you do before your last breath?   I pop Norovirus in the face.  Your attack roll is one.

因為這些蠢貨，她已經撞壞了她的旅行車。   好吧，隨便你  他把你吞了   諾羅病毒，你會怎麼做？  我施展暗示符17加2智力加成 19   終於有人開始玩遊戲了 而且玩得很好  馬里奧-烤肉串，小胖墩 你們走向貓頭鷹熊的時候用頭撞自己的屁股   好了，你們現在都在怪獸的肚子裡了。  你們在嚥氣前會做什麼？   我一拳打在諾羅病毒臉上  你的攻擊翻滾是1

You miss and hit Testosterona.   Then I enter a rage and I swing my sword!  Okay, you're fighting again.   But somehow your literal internal struggle frees you from the beast.  However, you are hurt, and in the remains of the beast, you find its fire gland.   What do you do?  I pick it up.   Of course, with your knowledge of potions, you can use it to heal everyone.  No, I throw it at Mario Kebab's face.  I throw it at Testosterona.  And I throw it at Frumpet.   Despite your constant bickering, you continue your journey towards the dungeon.  The Sphinx gives you this riddle.   What comes up from the deepest, darkest mind, rots men's souls, and lingers in their senses?  The dungeon master's tooths?   The answer is gold.

你失手了，打中了泰斯特羅娜。   然後我怒火中燒，揮劍就砍  好吧，你又開始戰鬥了   但不知何故，你內心的掙扎讓你擺脫了野獸  然而，你受傷了，在野獸的殘骸中，你發現了它的火腺。   你做了什麼？  我把它撿起來。   當然，以你對藥水的瞭解，你可以用它治癒所有人。  不，我把它扔到馬里奧-凱巴的臉上。  我把它扔到睪丸上  我還把它扔給了小胖墩 And I throw it at Frumpet.   儘管你們吵個不停，但還是繼續向地牢進發。  斯芬克斯給你出了個謎語   什麼東西會從最深最黑暗的心靈

別惹媽媽生氣 | 大師 | 口香糖球 | 漫畫頻道 (Don't Make Mum Angry | The Master | Gumball | Cartoon Network)

struggle

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