Name: 不要在馬特-裡夫的演出中打瞌睡 | crowdwork (DON’T FALL ASLEEP AT A MATT RIFE SHOW | crowdwork)
Uploaded: 2025-05-06T13:34:30.000Z
Duration: 8 min 9 s

This dude is fully asleep in the show right now.

這傢伙現在完全沉浸在表演中了。

No, no, no, no, no, let him be, let him be, let him be, let him be, let him be.

不不不，讓他去吧，讓他去吧，讓他去吧，讓他去吧，讓他去吧。

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Louis C.K. comes down the stairs and he's like, this is my time to shine.

路易斯-C.K.從樓梯上下來，他說，這是我大顯身手的時候了。

We're going to figure out something to do to him.

It can't be anything illegal, but it should be borderline.

不可能是非法的，但應該是有邊界的。

Signing his head, that's, I'm not going to make him worth more.

簽下他的頭，那是，我不會讓他更值錢。

That's fine, man, it's Thursday, I get it.

沒關係，夥計，今天是週四，我懂的。

Week's almost over, sometimes it needs to come a day earlier.

一週就快結束了，有時它需要早一天到來。

He probably is fucking tired, man, to be honest.

And that is how you get replaced by a Mexican.

這就是你被墨西哥人取代的原因。

Being lazy and ungrateful for an opportunity.

White people just aren't built for manual labor, you know what I mean?

白人不適合體力勞動，你明白我的意思嗎？

Oh, this is probably the one time, he knows he has to go home to an argument after this.

哦，這可能是唯一一次，他知道他必須在爭吵後回家。

And that is how you get replaced by the Chinese.

I don't know what comes after the pecking order of hard workers.

我不知道辛勤工作的人後面還有什麼。

哦，你最好收到一個Venmo請求。

He's Mexican, you better get a Cash App request.

他是墨西哥人，你最好申請 Cash App。

I've been talking about him for seven minutes.

我想我們應該把所有的燈都關掉。

I can't believe you're playing along with this.

真不敢相信，你居然還在玩這個。

還有，兄弟，我總是睡不著覺。

I have such bad insomnia, like I can't sleep in any bed ever.

我失眠很嚴重，好像在任何床上都睡不著。

我有一個價值 300 美元的枕頭。

This motherfucker's sitting upright in a public setting out cold.

這個混蛋在公共場合直挺挺地坐著，渾身冰冷。

See, can you see the blue light that's on him right there?

看，你能看到他身上的藍光嗎？

Now I'm glad there wasn't more black people here.

現在我很慶幸這裡沒有更多的黑人。

I swear to God, nobody steal anybody's wallet.

我對天發誓，誰也不許偷別人的錢包。

You guys can rob one person after this show.

演出結束後，你們可以搶一個人。

He said let's not sit in the front so he won't call on us?

他說我們不要坐在前面，這樣他就不會叫我們了？

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