Name: 【趣味影片】當女友問你覺得哪位店員性感時，你該回答...? (When Your Girl Asks if You Think the Waitress Is Hot)
Uploaded: 2025-04-23T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 4 min 35 s

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There are like so many head-turners in this restaurant.

這家餐廳裡有太多讓人眼前一亮的東西了。

Okay. I have to know which one of the servers do you think is hot?

好吧，我想知道，你認為哪個服務生比較性感？

Like, which one has like the most banging bod?

I'm not going to be mad. I can be around other pretty women in a sports bar. I'm not like one of those insecure girlfriends.

我不會生氣的，我可以在運動酒吧裡和其他漂亮女人在一起，我不像那些沒有安全感的女朋友。

Here's what I think, I think yes, they're all very pretty, but they're nothing compared to you.

我是這麼想的，我覺得是的，她們都很漂亮，但和你比起來，她們什麼都不是。

Okay, babe, thought we could just have a nice time and check out some hot ladies together.

好吧，寶貝，我想我們可以好好玩玩，一起去看看辣妹。

Looks like someone needs to get their testosterone checked.

看來有人需要檢查一下自己的睪丸激素了。

Because I think my girlfriend is beautiful, sick.

因為我覺得我女朋友很漂亮，有病。

Is this a civil war, because she has got some cannons.

What do you think those are, like D's, double D's?

We can't just be staring at servers from like across the restaurant.

我們不能在餐廳對面盯著服務員看。

You're totally right, that's disrespectful. - Yeah.

你說得很對，這是不尊重人。- 是啊。

We should absolutely call her over here. - No.

我們絕對應該把她叫過來。- 不要。

He would actually like two of your juiciest breasts.

他想點你們店裡兩個最多汁的雞胸肉。

No, she is, he just wanted to order from you.

不，她在，他只是想向你點餐。

I don't want any more chicken, we're good, thank you.

我不想再吃雞肉了，不用了，謝謝。

Just say that it was her, so we can move on and enjoy our lunch.

就說是她，這樣我們就可以繼續享用午餐了。

You've always been a butt man. Do you have your driver's license, I bet you want to take that wagon for a spin.

你一直都是個 "屁股男"。你有駕照嗎，我打賭你一定想開著那輛馬車兜兜風。

Yours is really the only wagon that I'm interested in, so.

I don't want any ice water. I have my beer here, thank you though.

我不要冰水，我的啤酒在這裡，謝謝。

I don't want to grab anything. She's going to stop now, sorry, thank you, I apologize.

我不想抓任何東西。她現在要停下來了，對不起，謝謝你，我向你道歉。

Oh mama, I know it's her. She's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

哦，我知道是她，她比一碗燕麥粥還濃稠。

You like a little fun size girl. They make you feel big and strong, you could be like masculine and like swing her around.

你喜歡小巧玲瓏的女孩，她們讓你覺得自己高大威猛，你可以表現得很有男子氣概，把她搖來搖去。

Oh, it's her, it's her. You've always loved those muscle mommies. You want her to drink your muscle milk.

哦，是她，是她，你一直喜歡那些肌肉媽媽，你想讓她喝你的肌肉奶。

You need me to get anything out of the way for you?

Do you like men. Is that what this is about?

你好，請問是德里克-利文斯頓嗎？

Your girlfriend Tara has been in an accident right outside the sports bar on 5th and Pico. One of the waitresses phoned it in. It's not looking good. You should get here immediately.

你的女朋友塔拉在第 5 街和皮科街交匯處的體育酒吧外出了車禍。有個女服務員打電話報的警，情況不妙，你得馬上趕過來。

I'm cool, I'll meet you guys there, I'm cool.

我很好，我們在那裡見，我很好。

I knew it. I knew that you thought that that waitress was hot.

我就知道，我就知道你覺得那個服務生很性感。

You faked this whole thing so you'd know which server I thought was hot?

你偽造這整件事，就是為了知道我覺得哪個服務生性感？

I don't want to ride in anyone's wagon but yours. Well, look at here, bucko.

我不想坐別人的馬車，只想坐你的，看看這裡，小傢伙。

You're running around town in that wagon the second that I hit the hay. - Men like you disgust me.

我一倒下，你就開著馬車滿城跑，你這樣的男人讓我噁心。

You did such a good job. You're so pretty by the way.

你表現得真好。順便說一句，你真漂亮。

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