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fried foods for o-u-t out I'm a fry cooked
油炸食品，我是一個油炸的人。
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you men know me Daughter Pearl it seems like it was just yesterday I was teaching
你們知道我的女兒，珍珠，就像昨天我還在教書一樣
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her how to preach so she's gonna be working here during her summer vacation she's got a
所以她在暑假期間會在這裡工作，她有一個很好的機會。
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lot of fresh ideas to bring in some hungry customers hello blows [Music] [Applause] hi
很多新鮮的想法，帶來了一些飢餓的客戶，你好打擊[音樂][掌聲]嗨
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guys it makes me Jolly as a Roger to finally have you aboard the family business great
夥計們，你們終於加入了我們的家族企業，這讓我高興得像個羅傑。
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dad because I have so many new ideas it's the new Krusty crew uniform I designed it myself
爸爸，因為我有很多新的想法，這是我自己設計的新的Krusty船員制服。
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totally SB you ooh is fashion we'll turn this worn out lunch wagon into a teenage Paradise
完全是SB你哦是時尚我們將把這個破舊的午餐車變成一個青少年的天堂
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SpongeBob what do you like better the Cutie crab or the cookie crab or what Dare I ask the
海綿寶寶，你更喜歡什麼？"可愛的螃蟹 "還是 "餅乾螃蟹"？
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new name for our new look the king crab the candy crab the cool crab or the cowboy crab
為我們的新形象起個新名字 螃蟹王 糖果蟹 涼爽的螃蟹或牛仔蟹
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no you're way too scary hmm
不，你太嚇人了，嗯
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oh gosh
哦，天哪
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for teams to just you know hang out Pearl you're a genius back to the grill the customers may be
為團隊只是你知道掛出珍珠，你是一個天才，回到烤架上的客戶可能是
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hot but my grill is hotter SpongeBob order up two salads never heard of it I gotta stay hip
熱，但我的烤架更熱，海綿寶寶點了兩份沙拉，沒聽說過，我得保持時髦。
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but what in the name of Davey Jones's Locker is a salad here you go to salads ew gross those aren't
但在戴維-瓊斯的儲物櫃裡，什麼是沙拉呢，你去吃沙拉吧。
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salads take those back remove the bun the Patty and the condiments all right okay no buns that
沙拉，把那些東西拿回來，去掉包子，帕蒂和調味品，好的，沒有包子。
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hip no patties happening oh yeah that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw this is so it's cool
臀部沒有餡餅，哦，是的，這絕對是我所見過的最酷的一餐，這是如此的酷。
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I hope I never have to tear apart a perfectly
我希望我永遠不必拆開一個完美的
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good Krabby Patty ever again I don't think my heart can take it
再也沒有好的蟹皇堡了，我想我的心臟承受不了。
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the grill come on SpongeBob you're a hip guy you know fried foods were o u t out oh
烤肉架，海綿寶寶，你是個時髦的傢伙，你知道油炸食品已經過時了，哦。
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you won't be needing that thing anymore I've got something more fun for you to do anyway [Music]
你不會再需要那東西了，反正我有更好玩的東西給你做。
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hey buddy you need a ride I was just on my way to the big doofus convention this is humiliating I'm
嘿，夥計，你需要搭車嗎？ 我正準備去參加大笨蛋大會，這太丟人了，我
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a fry cook darn it you can take away my spatula but when you take away my dignity that's when I
你可以拿走我的鏟子，但當你拿走我的尊嚴時，就是我的時候。
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get mad I'm gonna March right into Mr Krabs's office and tell him this is just too much
我一生氣，就會馬上去蟹老闆的辦公室，告訴他這太過分了。
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[Music] Mr Krabs Pearl is ruining the Krusty Krab what why barely saving the Krusty Krab
[音樂]蟹老闆的珍珠正在毀掉蟹堡王什麼的，為什麼要勉強拯救蟹堡王？
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I mean the cuddly crabs how could we have ever survived without these 35 heart lights
我是說那些可愛的螃蟹，如果沒有這35盞心燈，我們怎麼可能生存下去？
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how could we go on without a Sea Fern on every last table it's hip it's Coral it
如果每張桌子上沒有海蕨，我們怎麼能繼續下去？
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it's losing money oh you're right SpongeBob but I can't fire me pride and joy it would break her
它在賠錢 哦，你是對的，海綿寶寶 但我不能解僱我的驕傲和快樂，那會讓她崩潰的
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fragile little heart what am I gonna do hey there Mr Krabs I'm sure there's another way
脆弱的小心臟，我該怎麼辦 嘿，蟹老闆，我肯定有別的辦法的
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that's it boy what's it you could fire her it's okay if she hates you that's not what
就這樣吧，孩子，就這樣吧，你可以解僱她，如果她討厭你也沒關係，這不是問題。
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I said sir great then it's all settled you fire pearly I'll hide in the office
我說，先生，很好，那麼一切都解決了，你解僱佩裡，我就躲在辦公室裡。
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totally rude SpongeBob could I see you in the kitchen for a second sure SpongeBob
完全無禮的海綿寶寶 我可以在廚房裡看到你嗎？ 當然，海綿寶寶
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how am I gonna break into her I've never fired anyone before here it goes
我怎樣才能闖入她，我從來沒有解僱過任何人，這就開始了
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SpongeBob I've been trying to get fired since day one I was only pretending to like this place to
海綿寶寶 我從第一天起就想被解僱，我只是假裝喜歡這個地方，以便
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please Daddy I've got it I could pretend to fire you I'll take the heat from old man crabs later
求你了，爸爸，我知道了，我可以假裝炒你魷魚，我以後會接受螃蟹老頭的責備的。
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for me you're a great pal SpongeBob how can I ever you trying to break me in half deal [Music]
對我來說，你是一個偉大的夥伴，海綿寶寶，我怎麼能讓你把我抽成兩半呢[音樂]
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we gotta make this convincing Pearl I need to have a word with you oh no you're fired
我們必須使這個說服力強的珍珠，我需要和你談談，哦，不，你被解僱了。
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hey Mr Krabs I did it
嘿，蟹老闆，我做到了
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oh pretty is that to 20. oh SpongeBob how could we have done such a thing to
哦，漂亮的是20。哦，海綿寶寶，我們怎麼能做這樣的事情呢？
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my own flesh and blood Mr Krabs Pearl took it just fine in fact she seemed
我自己的血肉之軀蟹老闆的珍珠很好地接受了它，事實上她似乎
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kind of happy really that's me girl toughest Nails just like her old man
真的很開心，這就是我的女孩，最堅強的釘子，就像她的父親一樣。
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but how am I gonna get my money back for all this stuff [Music] [Applause] [Music]
但我怎麼能為這些東西拿回我的錢呢 [音樂] [鼓掌] [音樂]
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and it only cost me one year's salary [Music] thank you
它只花了我一年的工資[音樂]，謝謝你
