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you men know me Daughter Pearl it seems  like it was just yesterday I was teaching  

你們知道我的女兒，珍珠，就像昨天我還在教書一樣

her how to preach so she's gonna be working  here during her summer vacation she's got a  

所以她在暑假期間會在這裡工作，她有一個很好的機會。

lot of fresh ideas to bring in some hungry  customers hello blows [Music] [Applause] hi  

很多新鮮的想法，帶來了一些飢餓的客戶，你好打擊[音樂][掌聲]嗨

guys it makes me Jolly as a Roger to finally  have you aboard the family business great  

夥計們，你們終於加入了我們的家族企業，這讓我高興得像個羅傑。

dad because I have so many new ideas it's the  new Krusty crew uniform I designed it myself

爸爸，因為我有很多新的想法，這是我自己設計的新的Krusty船員制服。

totally SB you ooh is fashion we'll turn this  worn out lunch wagon into a teenage Paradise  

完全是SB你哦是時尚我們將把這個破舊的午餐車變成一個青少年的天堂

SpongeBob what do you like better the Cutie  crab or the cookie crab or what Dare I ask the  

海綿寶寶，你更喜歡什麼？"可愛的螃蟹 "還是 "餅乾螃蟹"？

new name for our new look the king crab the  candy crab the cool crab or the cowboy crab  

為我們的新形象起個新名字 螃蟹王 糖果蟹 涼爽的螃蟹或牛仔蟹

no you're way too scary hmm

不，你太嚇人了，嗯

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oh gosh

哦，天哪

for teams to just you know hang out Pearl you're  a genius back to the grill the customers may be  

為團隊只是你知道掛出珍珠，你是一個天才，回到烤架上的客戶可能是

hot but my grill is hotter SpongeBob order up  two salads never heard of it I gotta stay hip  

熱，但我的烤架更熱，海綿寶寶點了兩份沙拉，沒聽說過，我得保持時髦。

but what in the name of Davey Jones's Locker is a  salad here you go to salads ew gross those aren't  

但在戴維-瓊斯的儲物櫃裡，什麼是沙拉呢，你去吃沙拉吧。

salads take those back remove the bun the Patty  and the condiments all right okay no buns that  

沙拉，把那些東西拿回來，去掉包子，帕蒂和調味品，好的，沒有包子。

hip no patties happening oh yeah that's definitely  the coolest meal I ever saw this is so it's cool

臀部沒有餡餅，哦，是的，這絕對是我所見過的最酷的一餐，這是如此的酷。

I hope I never have to tear apart a perfectly  

我希望我永遠不必拆開一個完美的

good Krabby Patty ever again I  don't think my heart can take it

再也沒有好的蟹皇堡了，我想我的心臟承受不了。

the grill come on SpongeBob you're a hip  guy you know fried foods were o u t out oh  

烤肉架，海綿寶寶，你是個時髦的傢伙，你知道油炸食品已經過時了，哦。

you won't be needing that thing anymore I've got  something more fun for you to do anyway [Music]  

你不會再需要那東西了，反正我有更好玩的東西給你做。

hey buddy you need a ride I was just on my way to  the big doofus convention this is humiliating I'm  

嘿，夥計，你需要搭車嗎？ 我正準備去參加大笨蛋大會，這太丟人了，我

a fry cook darn it you can take away my spatula  but when you take away my dignity that's when I  

你可以拿走我的鏟子，但當你拿走我的尊嚴時，就是我的時候。

get mad I'm gonna March right into Mr Krabs's  office and tell him this is just too much

我一生氣，就會馬上去蟹老闆的辦公室，告訴他這太過分了。

[Music] Mr Krabs Pearl is ruining the Krusty  Krab what why barely saving the Krusty Krab  

[音樂]蟹老闆的珍珠正在毀掉蟹堡王什麼的，為什麼要勉強拯救蟹堡王？

I mean the cuddly crabs how could we have  ever survived without these 35 heart lights  

我是說那些可愛的螃蟹，如果沒有這35盞心燈，我們怎麼可能生存下去？

how could we go on without a Sea Fern on  every last table it's hip it's Coral it  

如果每張桌子上沒有海蕨，我們怎麼能繼續下去？

it's losing money oh you're right SpongeBob but  I can't fire me pride and joy it would break her  

它在賠錢 哦，你是對的，海綿寶寶 但我不能解僱我的驕傲和快樂，那會讓她崩潰的

fragile little heart what am I gonna do hey  there Mr Krabs I'm sure there's another way  

脆弱的小心臟，我該怎麼辦 嘿，蟹老闆，我肯定有別的辦法的

that's it boy what's it you could fire her  it's okay if she hates you that's not what  

就這樣吧，孩子，就這樣吧，你可以解僱她，如果她討厭你也沒關係，這不是問題。

I said sir great then it's all settled  you fire pearly I'll hide in the office  

我說，先生，很好，那麼一切都解決了，你解僱佩裡，我就躲在辦公室裡。

totally rude SpongeBob could I see you in  the kitchen for a second sure SpongeBob  

完全無禮的海綿寶寶 我可以在廚房裡看到你嗎？ 當然，海綿寶寶

how am I gonna break into her I've  never fired anyone before here it goes

我怎樣才能闖入她，我從來沒有解僱過任何人，這就開始了

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SpongeBob I've been trying to get fired since day  one I was only pretending to like this place to  

海綿寶寶 我從第一天起就想被解僱，我只是假裝喜歡這個地方，以便

please Daddy I've got it I could pretend to fire  you I'll take the heat from old man crabs later

求你了，爸爸，我知道了，我可以假裝炒你魷魚，我以後會接受螃蟹老頭的責備的。

for me you're a great pal SpongeBob how can I  ever you trying to break me in half deal [Music]

對我來說，你是一個偉大的夥伴，海綿寶寶，我怎麼能讓你把我抽成兩半呢[音樂]

we gotta make this convincing Pearl I need  to have a word with you oh no you're fired

我們必須使這個說服力強的珍珠，我需要和你談談，哦，不，你被解僱了。

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hey Mr Krabs I did it

嘿，蟹老闆，我做到了

oh pretty is that to 20. oh SpongeBob  how could we have done such a thing to  

哦，漂亮的是20。哦，海綿寶寶，我們怎麼能做這樣的事情呢？

my own flesh and blood Mr Krabs Pearl  took it just fine in fact she seemed  

我自己的血肉之軀蟹老闆的珍珠很好地接受了它，事實上她似乎

kind of happy really that's me girl  toughest Nails just like her old man  

真的很開心，這就是我的女孩，最堅強的釘子，就像她的父親一樣。

but how am I gonna get my money back for  all this stuff [Music] [Applause] [Music]

但我怎麼能為這些東西拿回我的錢呢 [音樂] [鼓掌] [音樂]

and it only cost me one year's  salary [Music] thank you

它只花了我一年的工資[音樂]，謝謝你