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  • wHaT's uP gUyS iT's mE

    安安各位.是我.Pewdiepie

  • pEwDiEpiE

    歡迎來到另一部新影片

  • aNd wELcOme tO aNoThEr ViDeO

    LWIAY

  • LWiAy!

    LWIAY.各位. LWIAY!

  • LwIaY eVeRyBoDy, lwIaY!

    *這就是所謂的憂鬱症*

  • [Depressing music]

    ~片頭曲~

  • *LWIAY THEME SONG*

    我們直接進入主題.各位

  • Cool let's just jump into it, guys.

    直接進入主題

  • Let's jump into it.

    首先

  • First of all

    *這就是所謂的憂鬱症*:(

  • [Depressing music again]

    繼續訂閱.GODDAMNIT

  • KEEP SUBSCRIBING GOD DAMN IT!

    *錢可以治好憂鬱*

  • [This song is overused now]

    我之前難道沒說過嗎?

  • Have I not said this before?

    我之前難道沒告訴過你們嗎?

  • Have I not told you guys?

    這場...不知道你清不清楚

  • There's a thi- , I don't know if you know about this

    這場戰鬥還在繼續.我對抗 T-Series

  • There's a thing going on

    這個印度頻道就快取代我了.太瘋狂了

  • Me versus T-series

    他們到底是打哪兒來的?(呃.印度?)

  • This Indian channel is taking over.

    簡直是憑空出現(呃.印度...)

  • It's crazy.

    我們必須要達到上億---

  • Like where did they come from?

    我們必須要達到上億的訂閱數

  • Out of nowhere

    然後在他們身上dab

  • We gotta make it to a hundred (million)

    這就是我們贏的方式

  • We gott- , we gonna make to 100 mil and then we gonna dab on them,

    給我繼續訂閱.否則你會後悔的

  • And that's how we know we win it.

    來看看這周的LWIAY有啥.各位

  • Keep subscribing or else you'll be sorry.

    YouTube最受喜愛的節目

  • Keep subscribing or else you'll be sorry.

    沒錯!

  • Let's review this week's LWIAY, everyone

    老天

  • YouTube's favourite show

    這張粉絲創作真是

  • That's right

    太驚人了

  • GOD DAMN This fan art is absolutely-

    老天爺啊

  • INCREDIBLE , Jesus Christ

    我們有Elon哥

  • We have Elon-chan carrying dead Felix-san

    抱起掛掉的Felix桑

  • *laughing* god damn

    在一個---老天

  • Look at that *laughs*

    你看看

  • That is the most incredible-

    這真是超級讚的

  • gawd damn

    老天

  • What's the- What's the artist?

    繪者是誰

  • Leonardo Vincent

    Leonardo Vincent

  • god damn

    老天

  • now ?that's ?doing ?your ?part?

    你盡了你的一份力

  • I want a print of this, that's so sick

    我想把它印出來

  • Camera quality of a 77 year old man with 137 subscribers

    看起來太屌了

  • Camera quality of the Richest and most subscribed youtuber

    "擁有137位訂閱者的77歲老人所擁有的攝影機畫質"

  • *THAT MOMENT OF REALIZATION*

    "最有錢與最多訂閱者的youtuber所擁有的攝影機畫質"

  • alright

    好了

  • i'll let you in on a little secret

    我得告訴你們一個小秘密

  • it's not me

    不是我

  • who messes up the camera quality

    把畫質搞差的不是我

  • it's my editors

    是我的剪輯們

  • and I know my editors are sitting there

    我知道他們有在看--不知道Brad 或 Sive.會在那邊該---但看看這個

  • I don't know Brad or Sive.

    你有看到這台高畫質的攝影機嗎?

  • goin' oh *mocking*

    在這裡

  • look , look at this

    看不到是嗎?

  • do you see this high quality camera that I have right here(*Trying to show the camera*)

    或許你等等就會看到

  • you can't see it right(ummm ofc pewds)

    我沒開玩笑

  • you just saw it for a second

    我知道看起來像是我在說謊

  • I'm not joking , I have *laughs*

    但我確實有一台高畫質的攝影機

  • I know it seems like I'm lying

    但每次我把影片傳過去

  • but I have this high quality camera

    畫質總是很垃圾

  • but anytime I send over the footage , It looks like garbage

    Brad:哈囉.各位.是我.Alona Larionova(那個長很像的俄國女孩www)

  • hello everyone it's me Aloona Larionova

    我看的時候.我真心不知道他是怎麼把影片畫質搞得這麼糟

  • I genuinely don't have any Idea how he manages to make the footage look so bad

    這是他原始影片畫質的詳細資料.mpeg格式.30fps

  • Um when I look

    所以沒有任何技術上的問題

  • here is the information on his video quality

    一個25分鐘的影片只有1.49GB 我用的視訊攝影機

  • it's a MPEG Movie

    是720p.用OBS軟體錄製.和他的錄製方式一樣

  • it's 1080 , frame rate of 30 ,there's nothing here

    但我的畫質看起來像這樣.他的看起來像這樣.所以不是我或sive的問題

  • that is technically wrong

    我不知道他是怎麼弄的.五年前我就已經放棄弄清他那邊到底出了什麼問題

  • it's only one point four nine giga bytes

    我就是拿到他給我的影片

  • for about

    然後直接編輯東西進去.就醬.掰

  • 25 minutes of footage

    我們應該去訂閱Marzia.這樣她就能得到九歲大軍送的.一千萬訂閱的鑽石播放鍵當作結婚禮物

  • I am recording on a Webcam

    真是太貼心了

  • at 720p

    我想應該不是攝影機的問題.而是pewds本身就不是高畫質

  • through OBS

    我就說了.不是攝影機的問題.我在乎影片畫質的.各位

  • it's the same process that he uses

    這是我做影片最在乎的事.我常說.如果畫質不夠好.就把整段影片剪掉

  • and yet my quality looks like that

    我總是這樣說.剪輯們可以作證.拜託?

  • and his looks like that

    *他只在乎廣告收入*

  • so it's not me, and it's not Sive.

    感謝你 "9歲軍團在普通的pewds影片中"

  • i don't know how he does it and after five years

    "9歲軍團在有Marzia的影片中"

  • i've stopped trying to figure out

    是我的錯覺.還是這些人看來沒一個是9歲

  • of what he's doing over there

    嘿.我只是說說

  • i just take the footage and go

    "Elon Musk絕對會潛伏在這些貼文裡頭.各位.向Elon說聲嗨"

  • that's what he's given me and I edit it in to something

    Elon.你在看嗎?給我們一點暗示.給我們一點訊息.或是主持meme review之類的

  • Thanks, bye!

    "我做了meme review的開場"

  • We should all subscribe to Marzia and give 10 Million Diamond play button

    youtube最受歡迎的節目!

  • as a Wedding Gift to her from 9 YEAR OLD ARMY

    youtube最受歡迎的節目! 真是太讚了.grapefruitbush.比我的剪輯們還好呢

  • *hysterical claps*That is so SWEET

    哈囉.各位.又是我(Brad1 again)

  • i think...it's not the camera,it's just Pewds himself

    我已經強行把自己置入影片中一次了.所以我大概會再做一次

  • it's not in HD

    有趣的小故事.當時做第一集meme review的時候.我以為就只會有一集

  • this is what i'm talking about

    沒想到它會成為史上最受歡迎的.評價最高的youtube系列.

  • it's not the camera, I care about quality guys...

    所以我只做了這樣的開頭.覺得這樣就很好了 oopsie

  • it's one of my most important aspects of the video

    "Pewdiepie在P&Q買東西"

  • i say if the camera quality is not good enough, we cut

    沒錯.很高興認識你.james加z 很好

  • THE WHoLE THING

    我在那遇到了很多人.每次都被問同樣的問題

  • i always say that.....And my editor TESTimony

    [你在這裡幹嘛?][你為什麼出現在這裡?] 就跟你在這裡的理由一樣!

  • Thank you(No worries)

    我有時候也是得出門的!我知道這聽起來很瘋狂! 我不是個只存在youtube影片中的抽象生物!

  • 9 year old in normal vi... ..Pewds video....

    "如果 T-Series超過Pewdiepie.他將再也不是youtube最多訂閱的頻道"

  • 9 year old when Marzia(*jealous laugh*) is in a video

    "然而他還是能成為:"

  • *Meme*Is It Me or Is none of these people nine

    "擁有最多訂閱的創作者" "擁有最多訂閱的meme評論者" "擁有最多訂閱的fortnite 實況主" "擁有最多訂閱的書籍評論者"

  • Hey I'm just sayin

    "擁有最多訂閱的瑞典youtuber" "擁有最多訂閱的新聞頻道" "擁有最多訂閱的小孩評論者'(? "擁有最多訂閱的喜劇演員" "擁有最多訂閱的百萬富翁"

  • Elon Musk is lurking in this very subreddit everyone say hi ELON(....BIG FAN....)

    "擁有最多訂閱的minecraft實況主" 這是我引以為傲的一個

  • ELON ARE U THERE .......GIVE US A HINT........GIVE US A CALL.....

    "擁有最多訂閱的meme 編輯" 那是三小 "擁有最多訂閱的電影評論者" 還有 我們的英雄

  • Maybe host MEME REVIEW...or something like that(*Laughs at his own jokes*)

    那真是太貼心了

  • I made an intro for meme review

    我非常感謝 但是

  • LOVE THAT LAUGH

    這是一種自認失敗的人才會說的話

  • YOUTUBE'S FAVOURITE SHOW EVER(TWO TIMES)that's amazing

    這集不會有brofist了.因為這種態度

  • grapefruitbush(VERY COOL)better than my own editor

    我知道這可能有點苛刻,因為這是一篇發自真心的貼文,但我不能縱容這種懦弱的態度

  • HELLO everyone it's me again, I've already forcibly injected myself into the video once and might as well do it again

    好嗎?我不想講得太難聽.但你就是這樣. 我們要嘛贏.要嘛死.ok?

  • fun story

    這就是人生.孫子曾說:投之亡地然後存,陷之死地然後生

  • When he did that first meme review, I thought it was just gonna be that one video

    這就是我們在這裡的意義.而不是

  • i didn't know it was gonna be...like the MOST FAMOUS SERIES of all time

    重振旗鼓 毫無策略?我不這麼認為.有我在就不可能

  • and the best most highly rated Youtube Series EVER...

    因此.我收回之前所有brofist.沒錯.我打賭你可能不知道我有這權力

  • and so I just did ...."THAT"(*impressed*)

    不論何時.我可以施捨給你也可以收回.我可以收回brofist.像這樣

  • Thinking............

    我把他們從你身邊奪走.我不在乎你的淚水.因為我們有更重大的任務.有更重要的事要做.ok?除此之外別無其他

  • .....that's good enough

    下個meme.天殺的

  • OoooooooooOPSIE

    "你這星期做的影片中.哪一部最讓你感到自豪呢?在下面分享吧!" "被你解除營利的那一部"

  • Pewdiepie shopping at BnQ,That's right

    還記得[解除營利]還不是個威脅的時候嗎?

  • Nice meeting you James...with a Z

    "請求每當pewds在影片裡打廣告時播放贊助鷹的音效" #帶回贊助鷹

  • VERY NICE...

    贊助鷹不是某種快遞服務.ok?

  • I met a lot of other people there

    不是那種在緊要關頭解救我們的劇情道具 (Plot device.如:麥高芬) 像魔戒那樣.ok?牠開心的時候就會回來

  • and i always get the same question

    "當你得到25000個"推''.但還是沒在meme review或LWIAY中出現" "WTF Brad"

  • WHAT'RE U DOIN HERE??

    那是個好meme.做的好

  • Why are you here?

    "原始設計是Kyle_sch.我改了一小部分.告訴我你們的看法.這適合成為新的"推"符號嗎?"

  • *CRIES ANGRILY*Same reason.....why you are here

    看來他們已經這麼做了.非常好.人們已經表達了意見.我熱愛民主

  • I have to go outside sometimes

    "你們已經看過女版brad.現在向你們介紹女版Mr.beast" 那到底是三小!?

  • i know It's crazy

    "我再也不會忍受這種網路霸凌" 我的褲子在哪?

  • i don't just exists...As a metaphysical being(*New Word 9 yr olds*)

    我還是可以穿褲子.ok?就算我沒腿.我還是可以穿

  • Inside a YouTube Video

    這種充滿歧視的網路生態.讓我收回brofist

  • If T-Series surpasses Pewdiepie...........*YOu can read that on your screen*

    pewdiepie vs t series的棋盤.什麼?

  • Most Subscribed *FBI OPEN UP* CHILD REVIEWER

    真是太讚了.我們現在又更進了一步

  • Most subscribed to Minecraft streamer......That's One i'm very proud of (We are too)

    駭進別人的印表機?nah. 花錢買廣告看板?呸 自製棋盤?(yes)

  • It means a person who complies the best meme collection....well it's mostly BRAD so...yea

    "訂閱數差距在1萬以下" "九歲軍團:(瘋狂開分身帳號)"

  • AWWWWW And the oscar for the best acting goes to PEWDS*Cringe reactions*

    4台筆電.如果你沒用4台筆電開新帳戶訂閱 ---雖然我不大願意縱容.因為這樣是作弊--- 但若你沒做.我會非常失望.

  • that's so sweet

    "沒有膝蓋-沒有弱點---粉絲創作" 我的天

  • i mean i appreciate it THANK YOU VERY MUCH(WELCOME PEWDS)

    這張照片裡沒有膝蓋.這就是他實際看起來的樣子.如果你是這個意思

  • But....(Here it comes)

    我很喜歡.很讚

  • This is the kind of language of ...someone admitting

    "我還以為這是Marzia的影片.因為影片畫質看似超過36 p"

  • DEFEAT*intensifies WAR music*

    360 p

  • There will be no BROFIST for this epsiode (Noooo) (oh well but do we still get them though...i wonder)

    "Tik Tok (抖音)犯了個oopsie" 是時候稍待片刻.因為Gloria Borger就要現身了

  • for this kind of attitude

    Tik Tok.嗯?

  • i know it might seem

    *Pew News*

  • a little harsh coz this is a heartfelt

    "Tik Tok(抖音)因違法收集孩童的網路數據遭裁罰570萬"

  • genuine message

    抖音.現在你唯一能做的就是聯絡贊助鷹.這一切就都會沒事了

  • but i cannot condone this Pussy

    我可以現在就去找Gloria.然後告訴她.yo.我們別再管這事了

  • PuSSy..puss puss kind of attitude

    老天 "老師:你在笑啥?" "我:沒事" "我的大腦:Helix Kjellberg"(螺旋/Helix與Felix的字相近)

  • alright.. i don't wanna say that word but that's what You are

    老天.我差點沒看到.

  • We either WIN it or

    不!我竟然因為這種爛笑話而笑

  • WE DIE!!!!!*echoes*(Call for reinforcements

    "讚揚Metro---唯一一個專業報導pewdiepie的新聞網站"

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Pewdiepie vs Tseries the Anime LWIAY - #0069 (Pewdiepie vs Tseries the Anime LWIAY - #0069)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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