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歡迎來到另一部新影片

aNd wELcOme tO aNoThEr ViDeO

LWIAY

LWiAy!

LWIAY.各位. LWIAY!

LwIaY eVeRyBoDy, lwIaY!

*這就是所謂的憂鬱症*

[Depressing music]

~片頭曲~

*LWIAY THEME SONG*

我們直接進入主題.各位

Cool let's just jump into it, guys.

直接進入主題

Let's jump into it.

首先

First of all

*這就是所謂的憂鬱症*:(

[Depressing music again]

繼續訂閱.GODDAMNIT

KEEP SUBSCRIBING GOD DAMN IT!

*錢可以治好憂鬱*

[This song is overused now]

我之前難道沒說過嗎?

Have I not said this before?

我之前難道沒告訴過你們嗎?

Have I not told you guys?

這場...不知道你清不清楚

There's a thi- , I don't know if you know about this

這場戰鬥還在繼續.我對抗 T-Series

There's a thing going on

這個印度頻道就快取代我了.太瘋狂了

Me versus T-series

他們到底是打哪兒來的?(呃.印度?)

This Indian channel is taking over.

簡直是憑空出現(呃.印度...)

It's crazy.

我們必須要達到上億---

Like where did they come from?

我們必須要達到上億的訂閱數

Out of nowhere

然後在他們身上dab

We gotta make it to a hundred (million)

這就是我們贏的方式

We gott- , we gonna make to 100 mil and then we gonna dab on them,

給我繼續訂閱.否則你會後悔的

And that's how we know we win it.

來看看這周的LWIAY有啥.各位

Keep subscribing or else you'll be sorry.

YouTube最受喜愛的節目

Keep subscribing or else you'll be sorry.

沒錯!

Let's review this week's LWIAY, everyone

老天

YouTube's favourite show

這張粉絲創作真是

That's right

太驚人了

GOD DAMN This fan art is absolutely-

老天爺啊

INCREDIBLE , Jesus Christ

我們有Elon哥

We have Elon-chan carrying dead Felix-san

抱起掛掉的Felix桑

*laughing* god damn

在一個---老天

Look at that *laughs*

你看看

That is the most incredible-

這真是超級讚的

gawd damn

老天

What's the- What's the artist?

繪者是誰

Leonardo Vincent

Leonardo Vincent

god damn

老天

now ?that's ?doing ?your ?part?

你盡了你的一份力

I want a print of this, that's so sick

我想把它印出來

Camera quality of a 77 year old man with 137 subscribers

看起來太屌了

Camera quality of the Richest and most subscribed youtuber

"擁有137位訂閱者的77歲老人所擁有的攝影機畫質"

*THAT MOMENT OF REALIZATION*

"最有錢與最多訂閱者的youtuber所擁有的攝影機畫質"

alright

好了

i'll let you in on a little secret

我得告訴你們一個小秘密

it's not me

不是我

who messes up the camera quality

把畫質搞差的不是我

it's my editors

是我的剪輯們

and I know my editors are sitting there

我知道他們有在看--不知道Brad 或 Sive.會在那邊該---但看看這個

I don't know Brad or Sive.

你有看到這台高畫質的攝影機嗎?

goin' oh *mocking*

在這裡

look , look at this

看不到是嗎?

do you see this high quality camera that I have right here(*Trying to show the camera*)

或許你等等就會看到

you can't see it right(ummm ofc pewds)

我沒開玩笑

you just saw it for a second

我知道看起來像是我在說謊

I'm not joking , I have *laughs*

但我確實有一台高畫質的攝影機

I know it seems like I'm lying

但每次我把影片傳過去

but I have this high quality camera

畫質總是很垃圾

but anytime I send over the footage , It looks like garbage

Brad:哈囉.各位.是我.Alona Larionova(那個長很像的俄國女孩www)

hello everyone it's me Aloona Larionova

我看的時候.我真心不知道他是怎麼把影片畫質搞得這麼糟

I genuinely don't have any Idea how he manages to make the footage look so bad

這是他原始影片畫質的詳細資料.mpeg格式.30fps

Um when I look

所以沒有任何技術上的問題

here is the information on his video quality

一個25分鐘的影片只有1.49GB 我用的視訊攝影機

it's a MPEG Movie

是720p.用OBS軟體錄製.和他的錄製方式一樣

it's 1080 , frame rate of 30 ,there's nothing here

但我的畫質看起來像這樣.他的看起來像這樣.所以不是我或sive的問題

that is technically wrong

我不知道他是怎麼弄的.五年前我就已經放棄弄清他那邊到底出了什麼問題

it's only one point four nine giga bytes

我就是拿到他給我的影片

for about

然後直接編輯東西進去.就醬.掰

25 minutes of footage

我們應該去訂閱Marzia.這樣她就能得到九歲大軍送的.一千萬訂閱的鑽石播放鍵當作結婚禮物

I am recording on a Webcam

真是太貼心了

at 720p

我想應該不是攝影機的問題.而是pewds本身就不是高畫質

through OBS

我就說了.不是攝影機的問題.我在乎影片畫質的.各位

it's the same process that he uses

這是我做影片最在乎的事.我常說.如果畫質不夠好.就把整段影片剪掉

and yet my quality looks like that

我總是這樣說.剪輯們可以作證.拜託?

and his looks like that

*他只在乎廣告收入*

so it's not me, and it's not Sive.

感謝你 "9歲軍團在普通的pewds影片中"

i don't know how he does it and after five years

"9歲軍團在有Marzia的影片中"

i've stopped trying to figure out

是我的錯覺.還是這些人看來沒一個是9歲

of what he's doing over there

嘿.我只是說說

i just take the footage and go

"Elon Musk絕對會潛伏在這些貼文裡頭.各位.向Elon說聲嗨"

that's what he's given me and I edit it in to something

Elon.你在看嗎?給我們一點暗示.給我們一點訊息.或是主持meme review之類的

Thanks, bye!

"我做了meme review的開場"

We should all subscribe to Marzia and give 10 Million Diamond play button

youtube最受歡迎的節目!

as a Wedding Gift to her from 9 YEAR OLD ARMY

youtube最受歡迎的節目! 真是太讚了.grapefruitbush.比我的剪輯們還好呢

*hysterical claps*That is so SWEET

哈囉.各位.又是我(Brad1 again)

i think...it's not the camera,it's just Pewds himself

我已經強行把自己置入影片中一次了.所以我大概會再做一次

it's not in HD

有趣的小故事.當時做第一集meme review的時候.我以為就只會有一集

this is what i'm talking about

沒想到它會成為史上最受歡迎的.評價最高的youtube系列.

it's not the camera, I care about quality guys...

所以我只做了這樣的開頭.覺得這樣就很好了 oopsie

it's one of my most important aspects of the video

"Pewdiepie在P&Q買東西"

i say if the camera quality is not good enough, we cut

沒錯.很高興認識你.james加z 很好

THE WHoLE THING

我在那遇到了很多人.每次都被問同樣的問題

i always say that.....And my editor TESTimony

[你在這裡幹嘛?][你為什麼出現在這裡?] 就跟你在這裡的理由一樣!

Thank you(No worries)

我有時候也是得出門的!我知道這聽起來很瘋狂! 我不是個只存在youtube影片中的抽象生物!

9 year old in normal vi... ..Pewds video....

"如果 T-Series超過Pewdiepie.他將再也不是youtube最多訂閱的頻道"

9 year old when Marzia(*jealous laugh*) is in a video

"然而他還是能成為:"

*Meme*Is It Me or Is none of these people nine

"擁有最多訂閱的創作者" "擁有最多訂閱的meme評論者" "擁有最多訂閱的fortnite 實況主" "擁有最多訂閱的書籍評論者"

Hey I'm just sayin

"擁有最多訂閱的瑞典youtuber" "擁有最多訂閱的新聞頻道" "擁有最多訂閱的小孩評論者'(? "擁有最多訂閱的喜劇演員" "擁有最多訂閱的百萬富翁"

Elon Musk is lurking in this very subreddit everyone say hi ELON(....BIG FAN....)

"擁有最多訂閱的minecraft實況主" 這是我引以為傲的一個

ELON ARE U THERE .......GIVE US A HINT........GIVE US A CALL.....

"擁有最多訂閱的meme 編輯" 那是三小 "擁有最多訂閱的電影評論者" 還有 我們的英雄

Maybe host MEME REVIEW...or something like that(*Laughs at his own jokes*)

那真是太貼心了

I made an intro for meme review

我非常感謝 但是

LOVE THAT LAUGH

這是一種自認失敗的人才會說的話

YOUTUBE'S FAVOURITE SHOW EVER(TWO TIMES)that's amazing

這集不會有brofist了.因為這種態度

grapefruitbush(VERY COOL)better than my own editor

我知道這可能有點苛刻，因為這是一篇發自真心的貼文，但我不能縱容這種懦弱的態度

HELLO everyone it's me again, I've already forcibly injected myself into the video once and might as well do it again

好嗎?我不想講得太難聽.但你就是這樣. 我們要嘛贏.要嘛死.ok?

fun story

這就是人生.孫子曾說:投之亡地然後存，陷之死地然後生

When he did that first meme review, I thought it was just gonna be that one video

這就是我們在這裡的意義.而不是

i didn't know it was gonna be...like the MOST FAMOUS SERIES of all time

重振旗鼓 毫無策略?我不這麼認為.有我在就不可能

and the best most highly rated Youtube Series EVER...

因此.我收回之前所有brofist.沒錯.我打賭你可能不知道我有這權力

and so I just did ...."THAT"(*impressed*)

不論何時.我可以施捨給你也可以收回.我可以收回brofist.像這樣

Thinking............

我把他們從你身邊奪走.我不在乎你的淚水.因為我們有更重大的任務.有更重要的事要做.ok?除此之外別無其他

.....that's good enough

下個meme.天殺的

OoooooooooOPSIE

"你這星期做的影片中.哪一部最讓你感到自豪呢?在下面分享吧!" "被你解除營利的那一部"

Pewdiepie shopping at BnQ,That's right

還記得[解除營利]還不是個威脅的時候嗎?

Nice meeting you James...with a Z

"請求每當pewds在影片裡打廣告時播放贊助鷹的音效" #帶回贊助鷹

VERY NICE...

贊助鷹不是某種快遞服務.ok?

I met a lot of other people there

不是那種在緊要關頭解救我們的劇情道具 (Plot device.如:麥高芬) 像魔戒那樣.ok?牠開心的時候就會回來

and i always get the same question

"當你得到25000個"推''.但還是沒在meme review或LWIAY中出現" "WTF Brad"

WHAT'RE U DOIN HERE??

那是個好meme.做的好

Why are you here?

"原始設計是Kyle_sch.我改了一小部分.告訴我你們的看法.這適合成為新的"推"符號嗎?"

*CRIES ANGRILY*Same reason.....why you are here

看來他們已經這麼做了.非常好.人們已經表達了意見.我熱愛民主

I have to go outside sometimes

"你們已經看過女版brad.現在向你們介紹女版Mr.beast" 那到底是三小!?

i know It's crazy

"我再也不會忍受這種網路霸凌" 我的褲子在哪?

i don't just exists...As a metaphysical being(*New Word 9 yr olds*)

我還是可以穿褲子.ok?就算我沒腿.我還是可以穿

Inside a YouTube Video

這種充滿歧視的網路生態.讓我收回brofist

If T-Series surpasses Pewdiepie...........*YOu can read that on your screen*

pewdiepie vs t series的棋盤.什麼?

Most Subscribed *FBI OPEN UP* CHILD REVIEWER

真是太讚了.我們現在又更進了一步

Most subscribed to Minecraft streamer......That's One i'm very proud of (We are too)

駭進別人的印表機?nah. 花錢買廣告看板?呸 自製棋盤?(yes)

It means a person who complies the best meme collection....well it's mostly BRAD so...yea

"訂閱數差距在1萬以下" "九歲軍團:(瘋狂開分身帳號)"

AWWWWW And the oscar for the best acting goes to PEWDS*Cringe reactions*

4台筆電.如果你沒用4台筆電開新帳戶訂閱 ---雖然我不大願意縱容.因為這樣是作弊--- 但若你沒做.我會非常失望.

that's so sweet

"沒有膝蓋-沒有弱點---粉絲創作" 我的天

i mean i appreciate it THANK YOU VERY MUCH(WELCOME PEWDS)

這張照片裡沒有膝蓋.這就是他實際看起來的樣子.如果你是這個意思

But....(Here it comes)

我很喜歡.很讚

This is the kind of language of ...someone admitting

"我還以為這是Marzia的影片.因為影片畫質看似超過36 p"

DEFEAT*intensifies WAR music*

360 p

There will be no BROFIST for this epsiode (Noooo) (oh well but do we still get them though...i wonder)

"Tik Tok (抖音)犯了個oopsie" 是時候稍待片刻.因為Gloria Borger就要現身了

for this kind of attitude

Tik Tok.嗯?

i know it might seem

*Pew News*

a little harsh coz this is a heartfelt

"Tik Tok(抖音)因違法收集孩童的網路數據遭裁罰570萬"

genuine message

抖音.現在你唯一能做的就是聯絡贊助鷹.這一切就都會沒事了

but i cannot condone this Pussy

我可以現在就去找Gloria.然後告訴她.yo.我們別再管這事了

PuSSy..puss puss kind of attitude

老天 "老師:你在笑啥?" "我:沒事" "我的大腦:Helix Kjellberg"(螺旋/Helix與Felix的字相近)

alright.. i don't wanna say that word but that's what You are

老天.我差點沒看到.

We either WIN it or

不!我竟然因為這種爛笑話而笑

WE DIE!!!!!*echoes*(Call for reinforcements

"讚揚Metro---唯一一個專業報導pewdiepie的新聞網站"