每日口說挑戰你的朋友有這樣的人嗎？每個朋友群裡都有個需要保母的幼稚鬼 (The Baby of the Friend Group)

I don't have baby friends, but I do have babies…

Freshman in life.生活白癡

Well, technically(事實上；嚴格來說）, he didn’t eat your cake cause he bought you the cake, so he’s only eating his cake.


*Applied /əˈplīd/ (of a subject or type of study) put to practical use as opposed to being theoretical.

"Applied chemistry"應用化學
Applied science 應用科學
Applied math 應用數學

I looked at your resume and I find you lack practical experiences (缺乏實際經驗）so we won’t hire you.

Parents should never leave a toddler unattended in a car.家長不能把幼童獨自留在車上無人照料

☺She's technically an adult, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
她實際上是個成年人，但她的生活技能只有幼兒程度。
【心得】如果真的像影片那種程度應該會讓人白眼翻到後腦杓吧?!她需要的應該不是保母，而是灰姑娘的後母。
■technically [ˋtɛknɪk!ɪ] 事實上、嚴格說來；技術上；在工藝技巧上；學術上；在專業上
■practical [ˋpræktɪk!] 實際的；實做的；有實際經驗的；可實施的、切實可行的；實用的、有效的
實踐課、實驗課；實驗考核
■toddler [ˈtɑːd.lɚ] (尤指處於學步期或剛學會走路的)幼童；蹣跚行走者；幼童裝

需要保母真的很累

[NOTE]

1. _
* technically [ˈtek.nɪ.kəl.i] (adv.) 事實上，嚴格說來
- technically he didn't eat your cake cuz he bought you the cake so he's only eating his cake.
2. _
* practical [ˈpræk.tɪ.kəl] (adj.) 實際的；實做的；有實際經驗的
- I looked at your resume and I find you lack practical experience so we won't hire you.
3. _
* toddler [ˈtɑːd.lɚ] (n.) （尤指處於學步期或剛學會走路的）幼童
- parents should never leave a toddler unattended in a car.
+ unattended => 無人照料

【regale sb with sth】（透過講故事、笑話等）使愉悅，使高興
－ to entertain someone with stories, jokes, etc.
■ Over dinner she regaled him with stories about all the bloopers during the trip.

She's technically an adult, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.

老實話，我很難和這樣的人當朋友....

Thank Estelle and every friend who listens to my recordings.

昨晚睡覺前不小心手殘把墨西哥菜的錄音跟留言刪除了⋯⋯哭哭。

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