What up everyone, it's your girl Superwoman and I am sick so I can't hear myself and how loud I am being *shouting* HELLO.

大家好嗎？我是你們的 Superwoman，我生病了，所以我聽不到自己的聲音，也不知道我打招呼的音量有多大聲

And I think I speak on behalf of millions,

我想我代表數百萬人發言

And millions of people when I say that my mother is obsessed with cleaning , like it's legit an addiction.

當我說我的媽媽沉迷於打掃，就好像那是一個合法的成癮症

Hello.

哈囉

My name is Paramjeet.

我叫 Paramjeet

Welcome.

歡迎妳

Share a little bit about why you're here.

可以和我們分享一下妳今天在這裡的原因嗎

*Indian accent* Ok ,

＊印度腔＊好的

My family think I have problem with cleaning too much, but I don't think so.

我的家人認為我太熱衷於打掃，但我並不同意

I just think - *inaudible talking*

我只是覺得－＊聽不見的說話聲＊

*inaudible talking*

＊聽不見的說話聲＊

Thank you.

謝謝

It is because my mom doesn't just clean and then call it a day, nah

這是因為我媽媽並不只是打掃完之後就結束工作，不

She cleans and then does everything in her power

她打掃並竭盡所能

to ensure things remain that way.

確保所有的東西都保持原狀

*Calm music playing in the background*

＊背景播放著平靜的音樂聲＊

Good.

很好

Any more dishes? No. Good.

還有碗盤嗎？沒有，很好

Still good? Good.

還是整潔的嗎？很好

My mom will check the dishes in the sink as if there are a child that will mess up the place when she's not looking

我媽媽會一直檢查洗碗槽，好像會有個小孩趁她不注意時把它弄亂一樣

What do you think is happening when you're out of the room?

妳以為自己不在房間裡的時候會發生什麼事情？

It's like the plates and glasses are gonna recreate Beauty and The Beast?

難道盤子和杯子會上演著美女與野獸的戲碼

just- *singing* BE OUR- Be our guest? Be my guest ? What is it ?

＊唱著＊成為我們－成為我們的客人？成為我的客人？還是什麼？

You know what I'm talking about.

你知道我的意思

Honestly like she believes someone is

說真的就好像她覺得有人

going to break into the house and steal nothing ,

會破門而入卻不偷走任何東西

But they will dirty the dishes.

只是把碗盤弄髒

And not only does she continuously check on the dishes

而且她不只是不斷地檢查碗盤

she proactively cleans them .

她主動要洗它們

Well, you finish with glass, I wash it.

當妳用完杯子時，我會洗

No. Not yet.

不用，我還沒用完

Ok. You let me know when you done so I wash it.

好，當妳用完時告訴我，我就可以洗了

Will do.

好的我會

Mom, I'm not done.

媽，我還沒用完

Let me do, let me do.

讓我洗，讓我洗

*Muttering* So dirty, so dirty.

＊喃喃自語＊好髒啊，好髒

Like my mom has already somehow washed the dishes that I'm going to use next Friday. It's wizardry.

就好像我媽媽把我下禮拜五要用的碗盤都神奇似地先洗好了。太神奇了

Here's the thing my mom thinks -

重點是我媽媽認為－

I'm crazy for not acting the way she acts. Like I'm a clean person , don't get me wrong

我做事情不像她一樣。不要誤會，我也是一個愛乾淨的人

But my life doesn't revolve around doing chores, No.

但是我的生活並不是繞著家事打轉的，不

Ok. My life revolves around eating like a normal person. My mom on the other hand :

我的生活是繞著吃東西打轉的，像個正常人。我媽媽則是：

No, she thinks she's normal, and it's not just like my mom casually cleans

不，她認為她很正常，而且我媽媽並不只是隨便地打掃

Nah, no, no- okay. There's levels to this ish. *singing* Levels, levels.

不，不，不－這是有分等級的＊唱歌＊等級、等級

Here's the tier breakdown;

以下是層級的分類：

Tier one: we have guests.

層級一：貴客來訪

Oi Sweetie , your aunt coming over, okay?

親愛的，妳阿姨要來家裡喔

Make sure you clean your room and do broom.

記得要打掃你的房間

Tier 2: Seasonal cleaning.

層級二：季節性大掃除

New Year's coming. We need to do deep cleaning , Okay ?

新年要到了。我們必須做深度清潔，好嗎？

Make sure to do dusting, organize cupboard, go through closet -

要記得除塵、整理櫥櫃、衣櫃－

- find clothes you want to do donation.

－找出妳想要捐贈的衣服

and then tier three; the most horrid of them all

再來是層級三；最可怕的

There's a wedding in the family.

家族婚禮

* Ghostbusters Theme Song in the background*

＊背景播放魔鬼剋星主題曲＊

Okay, your sister's getting married! We need to wash every wall, polish doorknobs, clean inside of garbage , climb ladder, dust lightbulb -

好的，妳的姐姐要結婚了！我們必須將每一面牆洗乾淨，門把擦亮，垃圾桶裡面也得洗乾淨，爬上階梯將燈泡上的灰塵拂去

-Then clean ladder. Let's go!

－最後把階梯也洗乾淨。我們開始吧！

Is this just an Indian thing ? Comment below and let me know. Because when my sister got married,

難道這是印度人專屬的事嗎？請在下方留言回覆讓我知道。因為當我姐姐結婚時

I swear! My mom went crazy.

我發誓！我媽媽整個變得很瘋狂

She out here acting like if there was dust on the floorboards , my sister would get divorced.

她在那裡一副像是只要地板上有一丁點灰塵，我姐姐就會離婚一樣

You know Indian people and their superstitions.

你知道印度人和他們的迷信

She's just like- "Yo if the window's dirty, her first son going to have a tail."

她會說－「如果窗戶很髒，她的第一個兒子就會有尾巴。」

And the whole thing went downward spiral

然後這整件事情急轉直下

Because even though my mom tells me to clean, when I try , it's never good enough.

因為就算我媽媽叫我打掃，當我試著做的時候，也從沒有達到她的標準

Let me do.

讓我來

No, it's cool, I'm doing it.

不用，沒關係，我來做

No.

不

No what? I'm doing it.

不什麼？我正在做

No, you didn't do

沒有，你沒有做好

I am literally wiping it.

我不是正在擦嗎

No, you're not doing right

不，妳做得不對

Okay. I'm not wiping the counter right?

是嗎。我擦料理台的方式不對？

There's literally no way to do this wrong.

這種事情怎麼可能做錯

Look . Let me show you. Look, see ? Like this.

看。讓我做給妳看。看到了嗎？像這樣

Like this.

像這樣

That is exactly what I was doing.

我就是這樣做的啊

No, you were doing wrong

不，妳的方法是錯的

I swear

我發誓

Look. See how clean?! Like this.

看到沒，多乾淨？！像這樣

You learn.

學著點

Why do you ask me to do it ,

妳何必叫我做

- if you don't want me -

－如果妳不想要我－

- to do it ?

－做？

and quite possibly, the most annoying of cleaning

我媽媽最讓人討厭的

my mom does, is when guests leave the house because for some reasons

一種打掃類型應該是當客人離開家裡之後。因為某種原因

she feels the need to erase all traces that there were ever people in the house.

她覺得必須把家裡曾經有人來過的軌跡抹去

And this is a urgent matter that for some reason cannot wait.

而且這是一個絕對無法等待的緊急事件

Bye Auntie. See you next time.

阿姨再見。改天再見

I'm so tired. I'm going to bed.

我好累，我要去睡了

Okay, Lily. Go wash towels. Manjeet change bedsheets. Scarbro wash dishes.

好，Lilly，去把毛巾洗一洗。Manjeet 換床單。Scarbro 去洗碗

When your dog is an actor. Give this video a thumbs up just for that good boy.

當你的狗是一個演員的時候，為了牠幫這支影片按個讚吧！

Okay, hold up- hold up. Before I go to the end card. I have a cute idea

好，等會兒－等會兒。在我結束之前，我有一個不錯的主意

I feel like a lot of you can relate to this

我覺得大部分的你們能夠感同身受

and a lot of your moms will be like "I'm not like this"

你們的媽媽會說「我才不會這樣」

so I actually want to see your moms

所以我想要看看你們的媽媽

reacting to this video

對於這支影片的反應是什麼

I want you to watch the video with your mom

我希望你們能和媽媽一起看影片

Record their reaction and then send me the video use the hashtag

將她們的反應錄下來寄給我並標記

#teamsupermoms

#teamsupermoms

send me on Twitter or on Instagram.

寄到我的 Twitter 或是 instagram

I'm gonna check the hashtag.

我會看這個主題標籤

I wanna see your moms reacting to this video cause I guarantee they're going to be like no

我想要看看你們的媽媽對於這支影片的反應因為我保證他們會否認

I'm not like this, but aunti, you are.

我才不是這樣，不過阿姨，妳就是這樣啊

OooOOoOkay, now go to the end card.

好了，現在要進入結束畫面

Hello, thank you so much for watching this video if you enjoyed it

哈囉，感謝收看這支影片，如果你喜歡

Please give me a big thumbs up my throat hurts so much my last videos right over there second vlog channels right there

請給我一個大大的讚。我的喉嚨快痛死了。我的上一支影片在這，第二支影音日誌頻道在那

You know the drill make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday

你知道該怎麼做。記得要訂閱我的頻道因為我每個星期一和星期四都會發佈新的影片

One love superwoman that is a wrap and Zoop. I love you. Just chilling here

One love superwoman 今天到此結束，我愛你們，放鬆一下吧！