Yes

是

This is a girl in Ireland...

這是一個來自愛爾蘭的女孩

Hmm?

嗯

who's making prank calls at the age of 8

在八歲時打了惡作劇電話

Oh...love it

喔...我愛這個

We will endeavor to bring you a few things,

我們會盡力為你帶來一些東西

but this is one about say she doesn't like her school

這是在說她不喜歡她的學校

and she wants to get it demolished.

而想要把它拆了

So she goes to demolition experts and tries to convince them.

所以她打給專業拆遷公司並試圖取信於他們

Hello wood core (company name).

哈囉 （公司名稱）

Hi, is that the demolition place?

嗨！這裡是處理拆遷的地方嗎？

It is, yeah.

是得沒錯

Could you help me to destroy my school please?

可以請您幫我毀掉我的學校嗎？

Just bear with me a second.

等我一下下

Hello?

哈囉

Hi!

嗨！

Well, what school do you go to?

那，妳上哪所學校？

I go to school in Dublin.

我唸一所在都柏林的學校

And you want it demolished.

然後妳想要拆了它

Yeah

對

Do you use big wrecking ball or...how do you knock it down?

你們用拆房鐵球還是... 你們會怎麼敲破它？

A big ball.

一顆大球

right.

對

Well, hold on one wee second please.

等一下，先別掛斷

Hello?

哈囉

How are you? My name is Becky.

你好嗎？我的名字叫貝琪

Yes.

是的

I have a proposal for you.

我有個提案給你

Go ahead.

說吧！

Are you the demolition man?

你是物負責拆除的人嗎？

Yes.

是的

Do you the top boss yes?

你是最高層的老大嗎？

Go ahead. What's the craic?

請繼續。怎麼了？

Hello.

哈囉

I want you to help me to destroy my school.

我想請你幫我拆了我的學校

Do you want to blow it up?

妳想把它炸掉嗎？

Could you blow it up or knock it down?

你能把它炸掉嗎？還是擊碎它？

Whatever you want done.

看妳想要怎麼做

I will blow it up. That will be better.

炸掉吧！這比較好

Could you make sure all my teachers are in there when you knock it down?

你們把它敲爛的時候，可不可以確認一下我所有的老師都在裡面？

don't know if I'd get away with that, mate.

我不知道我能否從中脫身，朋友

Ah, you will. Nobody likes them.

阿，你可以的，沒人喜歡他們

They give me extra homework on the Friday and everything.

他們在週五給我額外的功課和所有東西

Where are you calling from?

你從哪裡打來？

From Dublin.

從都柏林

What school in Dublin?

都柏林的哪所學校？

The one that's about to fall down.

將要倒塌的學校

There's a lot of school in Dublin that are about to fall down.

有很多都柏林的學校都要倒塌了

And how much will it cost to knock it to the ground?

把它完全毀掉要多少錢？

It depends on how big it is.

那取決於它多大

Give me a ballpark figure.

給我個大概

HA....

哈哈

Is this the demolition company or a joke factory.

這是拆遷公司還是笑話工廠

It's a joke factory at the minute...the joke factory...

此時此刻是笑話工廠...笑話工廠...

Listen, are you gonna come to knock my school down or what?

聽著，你會來拆了我的學校嗎還是...？

Can you fax me a photograph or a safe plan or something?

你可以將照片跟安全設計圖或其他東西傳真給我嗎？

Right. I'll fax it through. A plan of the school and my teachers' names.

好的，我會傳真過去。學校的設計圖跟我老師們的名字

Yeah, no problem, yeah

好，沒問題，好

And you just make sure that they're all in the building when you knock it down.

你只要確定你在拆的時候他們都在裡面就好

You put all their names on there.

你將他們所有名字寫上去

I'll give you a page's space for each individual teacher.

我會給你一頁的空間去寫每個老師的名字

Brilliant.

漂亮

Yeah.

是

When the school falls down will it make a crash or or a wallop?

學校倒塌的時候，會有爆裂聲或震波嗎？

...(intelligible)... make a big bang!

（無法辨識）產生一個大爆炸

Sounds good

聽起來很棒

Oh listen, I will talk to you later, top man

喔聽著，我們再聊，頭頭

Same, good luck. Hey, you look after yourself.

我也是，祝你好運。嘿！自己照顧自己喔

Fill your boots man!

做好坐滿阿你！

Good luck.

祝好運

See you after.

再見

I love the “Give me a ball park figure."

我喜歡那句「給我個大概吧！」

She's got a big future.

她未來無可限量