UYGUR: Ana. >> KASPARIAN: Yes?

維吾爾族：安娜。 >> KASPARIAN：是嗎？

>> UYGUR: What's the latest on Leno versus Conan?

>>維吾爾族：什麼是與最新的紗羅 柯南？

>> ANA: Okay. First of all both of them are going on their own television shows and they're

>>全日空：好的。首先，他們兩人都 著他們自己的電視節目和他們

both taking little stabs at one another, right? >> UYGUR: Yes.

在雙方以彼此的小刺，是吧？ >>維吾爾族：是的。

>> KASPARIAN: Leno's stabs are weak sauce, lame and unfunny, right? But Conan's stabs

>> KASPARIAN：Leno的刺薄弱醬， 跛腳和unfunny，對不對？但是科南的刺

are a little funny. >> UYGUR: I want to do both. I want to let

有點滑稽。 >>維吾爾族：我想兩者都做。我想讓

the audience decide. >> KASPARIAN: Okay.

觀眾決定。 >> KASPARIAN：好的。

>> UYGUR: Okay. So first, he is gay. >> KASPARIAN: Ha, ha, ha.

>>維吾爾族：好的。因此，首先，他是同性戀。 >> KASPARIAN：哈，哈，哈。

>> UYGUR: He's terrible. Everybody does a gay accent. Everybody can do one, apparently

>>維吾爾族：他的可怕。每個人都做了 同性戀口音。人人都可以做一個，顯然

except me. All right, so here's Leno going after another guy a little bit. Let's watch.

除我之外。好了，所以這裡的紗羅會 後一個傢伙一點點。讓我們看。

>> LENO: Critics of the war have stopped referring to it as another Vietnam, they're not calling

>>紗羅：批評者的戰爭已經停止指 把它當成另一個越南，他們沒有要求

it anymore. The bad news, they're now calling it another NBC, that's recorded. Welcome across

它了。壞消息，他們現在要求 它另一個國家廣播公司，這是記錄。歡迎全國

NBC, America's most dysfunctional TV family, huh? Thank you very much. Well, nobody knows

美國全國廣播公司，美國最正常的電視家庭， 是吧？非常感謝。那麼，誰也不知道

what's going on. If Conan O'Brien understands, he'll be very upset. He had a statement on

這是怎麼回事。如果柯南奧布萊恩了解到， 他會很不高興。他在一份聲明

paper yesterday and Conan said, "NBC had only given him seven months to make his show work."

昨天和紙柯南說：“美國全國廣播公司只 給他七個月，使他的表演工作。“

When I heard that, seven months, how did he get that deal? We only got four. Dave, who's

當我聽說，七個月，他又是怎樣 獲得這筆交易？我們只有四個。戴夫，誰

his agent? Get me that guy. I'll take seven. Well, all the late night hosts are having

他的經紀人？給我那傢伙。我要七。 嗯，所有的主機有深夜

a great fun with this debacle. Last night Jimmy Kimmel did a show, dressed up as me.

一個偉大的樂趣與此崩潰。昨晚 吉米金梅爾做了表演，打扮成我。

Show that clip, here he is dress up like me. >> KIMMEL: My name is Jay Leno and, let it

顯示該剪輯，在這裡，他是像我這樣的打扮。 >>金梅爾：我的名字是傑雷諾，並讓它

hereby be known that I'm taking over all the shows in late night.

特此知道，我帶過的所有 顯示在深夜。

>> All right. >> LENO: Let's see what's coming up on our

>>“所有權利。 >>紗羅：讓我們看看有什麼我們來了

late local news. Rick, Tonya. >> TONYA: Thanks a lot Jay. Coming up after

已故本地新聞。里克，新增Tonya。 >>新增Tonya：非常感謝周杰倫。來了之後

the Jay Leno show. An NFL player suffers his 17th concussion and is forced to become an

傑雷諾的節目。他患有一種 NFL球員 17日震盪，被迫成為

NBC executive. We have all the details. >> UYGUR: Yeah. I mean that, I got to be honest

美國全國廣播公司總裁。我們所有的細節。 >>維吾爾族：是的。我的意思是，我得說實話

upon a second watching that I swear I want [INDISTINCT].

第二次看時，我發誓，我要 [模糊]。

>> It did, right from the start. Everything in there, you know, their calling it another

>>它確實，從一開始。一切 在那裡，你知道，他們稱這是另一種

Vietnam they're call it another NBC. This didn't make any sense. It's like...

越南他們稱之為另一個國家廣播公司。這 沒有任何意義。這就像...

>> UYGUR: Yeah, and you saw that joke coming from a mile away and he almost wanted to stop

>>維吾爾族：是啊，你看到的笑話來 從一英里外，他幾乎要停下來

it like no, no, no, no don't, don't say NBC, ah, you said it.

它像不，不，不，不不，不要說美國全國廣播公司， 啊，你說對了。

>> Its funny, you know, the headline here is about they're taking shots at each other

>>好笑的，你知道，這裡的標題 大約是他們拍攝時對方

and the one joke they use in that is the reference that, you know, that they--how did he got

和他們所使用的一個笑話，因為是參考 ，你知道，他們 - 他是怎麼了

that deal with seven months, I only got four. >> UYGUR: Uh-huh.

七個月的處理，我只有四個。 >>維吾爾族：嗯。

>> That's not really a shot at Conan. >> UYGUR: I agree. I agree.

>>這不是一個真正的射擊柯南。 >>維吾爾族：我同意。我同意。

>> Actually, that's not a shot at all and actually that's the line I kind of like. I

>>其實，這不是一個鏡頭在所有和 其實這行我倒是很喜歡。我

thought that's, that's at least a joke. >> UYGUR: Yeah. It's a little unfair to say

認為的，這至少是一個笑話。 >>維吾爾族：是的。這是一個有點不公平說

that Leno's going after Conan. But Conan was just waiting for any little thing to go after

這 Leno的追求柯南。但是，柯南是 只是等待任何一件小事去後

Leno because what Leno's lying about--he's making jokes about NBC and I don't mind Leno,

紗羅因為什麼 Leno的撒謊的 - 他的 關於 NBC開玩笑，我不介意紗羅，

right? It's just--he's getting a great deal here. Okay, he's, instead of getting cancelled

對不對？這只是 - 他得到了不少 在這裡。好吧，他的，而不是獲取取消

and gettin' walked out the door, he's getting the Tonight show back--he always wanted the

和剛開了走出門，他的獲得 今夜秀回來 - 他總是希望

Tonight show back. So he's pretending that he's aggrieved when he's not at all aggrieved.

今夜秀回來。所以他假裝 他的不滿時，他一點也不委屈。

>> No, he's not aggrieved at all. And what is incredibly false about Jay Leno, what was

>>不，他不委屈的。什麼 令人難以置信的是假的關於傑雷諾，究竟是什麼

false when he got the--look, we're not--this aren't--we're not--these aren't six year olds

假時，他得到了 - 看，我們沒有 - 這 沒什麼意思，不是 - 走，並非 - 這些都不是六歲的孩子

and everybody gets the equal amount of ice cream and the person who doesn't get the equal

每個人都得到等量的冰 奶油和的人誰不得到平等

amount gets to cry about it. >> UYGUR: Right.

金額到達哭了。 >>維吾爾族：對。

>> I mean this is, these are big boys and no one as Conan said in his brilliant statement,

>>我是說，這些都是大男孩 沒有人因為柯南說，在他輝煌的聲明，

you know, don't shed a tear for me, for crying out loud.

你知道，不要為我流下了眼淚，因為哭 出聲來。

>> UYGUR: Right, right. >> But I have been put in this awkward public

>>維吾爾族：對，對。 >>但是我已經把這種尷尬公開

situation. So I have to respond. >> UYGUR: Right.

情況。所以我要作出回應。 >>維吾爾族：對。

>> So no one needs to hold anyone's hand. But what Leno cannot do, what is disingenuous

>>所以沒有人需要追究任何人的手。 但紗羅不能做的，什麼是虛偽的

and which I think strikes me is disingenuous and unauthentic and I think its striking,

而我認為我是虛偽的罷工 和不真實，我覺得它的驚人，

pretty much universally everyone who pays attention to this as, is when he goes out

幾乎每個人都普遍誰出錢 注意這個是，當他出去

there after this all happens and says, you know, I mean I--you know, they're screwing

有這一切發生後，說，你 知道嗎，我的意思是我 - 你知道，他們搞砸

me, they're screwing Conan, I mean poor Conan--like Jay didn't sit there and this didn't happened

我，他們搞砸柯南，我的意思是窮人柯南 - 喜歡 周杰倫並沒有坐在那裡，這並沒有發生

to Jay. He made this happened. >> UYGUR: Yeah.

周董。他把這事。 >>維吾爾族：是的。

>> He took Conan's job. Conan got the job, was promised it, did it for seven months the

>>他把柯南的工作。科南得到了這份工作， 是答應了，這樣做是為七個月

ratings went down in part because of Jay's show.

收視率下降的部分原因是周杰倫的 表演。

>> UYGUR: Yeah. >> And then, now, Jay is not obligated to

>>維吾爾族：是的。 >>“，然後，現在，周杰倫沒有義務

let Conan keep that job, in no way. >> UYGUR: Right

讓柯南繼續那份工作，在沒有辦法。 >>維吾爾族：右

>> What he needs to say is, yeah, look this didn't work out for me and these guys I'd

>>他需要什麼要說的是，是啊，你看這 沒有工作了，我和這些傢伙我

like that job back, it's not doing that well, I hate to push out a guy like Conan. He doesn't

這樣上班的時候，它不是那麼好做， 我討厭推出了一個傢伙像柯南。他不

even need to say that much. He just needs to say hey, we're all big boys, it's really

甚至不需要說那麼多。他只是需要 可以說，嘿，我們都是大男孩，這是真的

competitive, my ratings were better and I want this job back and I can't wait to start

競爭力，我的收視率好，我 想要這份工作回來，我迫不及待地開始

broadcasting at 11:30 to America and guess what? Conan will be fine. But acting like

廣播在11:30到美國和猜測 什麼？柯南將被罰款。但是，行為像

you care about Conan, acting like he cared about Dave in 1993 that was what the--you

你所關心的柯南，表現得象他的照顧 大約是在1993年戴夫什麼 - 你

know, when you read the late shift, Jay is a schever, he's a schemer and then, he's like

知道，當你讀了夜班，周杰倫 一schever，他是一個陰謀家，然後，他像

"oh, no, I'm every man, I'm George Bush, everybody loves me, have an Odules; I'm great!"

“哦，不，我是每一個男人，我是喬治布什，大家 愛我，有一個 Odules;我很好！“

>> UYGUR: Yeah, and that's what gets on everybody's nerves.

>>維吾爾族：是啊，這就是在每個人得到的 神經。

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> UYGUR: So now let's go to Conan, going

>>是啊。是啊。 >>維吾爾族：所以，現在讓我們去柯南，去

after Jay Leno a little bit and he did go after him a little bit here. So let's watch.

傑雷諾後一點點，他的確去 之後他在這裡一點點。因此，讓我們看。

>> O'BRIEN: You know, I'm trying very hard to stay positive here. And I want to tell

>>奧布萊恩：你知道，我很努力 保持積極的態度在這裡。而且我想告訴

you something. This is honest. Hosting a Tonight show has been a fulfillment of a life long

你的東西。這是誠實的。承載今晚 展會得到了圓滿的終身

dream for me. And I just want to say to the kids out there watching, you can do anything

我的夢想。我只想說的 看著孩子們在那裡，你可以做任何事情

you want in life--yeah, unless Jay Leno wants to do it too. You still using that? Because

你想在生活中 - 是啊，除非傑雷諾希望 要做到這一點。您還在使用嗎？由於

I could now look at [INDISTINCT]. >> GERVAIS: You're having a good time sticking

現在我可以看看[模糊]。 >>熱爾韋：你有一個很好的時間堅持

it to NBC aren't you? >> O'BRIEN: Oh, no, no; I'm just staying here

它為 NBC是不是？ >>奧布萊恩：哦，不，不，我只是住在這裡

having a good time. That's all I... >> GERVAIS: They did--they did. They deserve

有一個好時機。這就是一.. >>熱爾韋：他們幹的 - 他們做到了。他們值得

it. But I will say this. >> O'BRIEN: Yes.

它。但我會這麼說。 >>奧布萊恩：是的。

>> GERVAIS: I think I should plug all my stuff now in case they just take you off the air

>>熱爾韋：我想我應該堵塞所有我的東西 現在的情況下，他們只是把你停播

like Mike Davis. >> O'BRIEN: Done.

像邁克戴維斯。 >>奧布萊恩：已完成。

>> GERVAIS: What you're going to do? >> O'BRIEN: I'll find something to do. I'm

>>熱爾韋：那你打算怎麼辦？ >>奧布萊恩：我會找點事做。我

sure. >> GERVAIS: Oh, really?

肯定。 >>熱爾韋：哦，真的嗎？

>> O'BRIEN: Yeah. >> GERVAIS: Okay.

>>奧布萊恩：是的。 >>熱爾韋：好的。

>> O'BRIEN: Yeah. >> GERVAIS: You know I'm really worried about

>>奧布萊恩：是的。 >>熱爾韋：你知道我真的很擔心

it, because I saw that the effort was great. >> O'BRIEN: Yes.

它，因為我看到了這種努力是偉大的。 >>奧布萊恩：是的。

>> GERVAIS: I feel for you. And I just think... >> O'BRIEN: Yes.

>>熱爾韋：我對你的感覺。我只是想... >>奧布萊恩：是的。

>> GERVAIS: ...you know, you've been treated badly, but what I don't--you got no discernable,

>>熱爾韋：...你知道，你受到的待遇 不好，但我搞 - 你有沒有可辨別的，

I'm not being funny this is--this is... >> O'BRIEN: Sure, of course, yes, yes.

我不是很有趣，這是 - 這是... >>奧布萊恩：當然，當然是肯定的，是的。

>> GERVAIS: You got no discernable skill. >> UYGUR: Ricky Gervais is funny too.

>>熱爾韋：你有沒有分辨能力。 >>維吾爾族：里奇格威斯可笑了。

>> On Letterman Tonight, Ricky Gervais said that--he said our good friend Ricky Gervais

>>在萊特曼今夜，里奇格威斯說 是的 - 他說我們的好朋友里奇格威斯

will be hosting the Golden Globe's if Jay lets him.

將主辦金球獎的，如果周杰倫 讓他。

>> UYGUR: That's what Letterman said. >> That's Letterman Tonight.

>>維吾爾族：這就是萊特曼說。 >>這是萊特曼今夜。

>> UYGUR: Okay, that's awesome. Now, by the way, why Conan's numbers went down because

>>維吾爾族：好吧，這真棒。現在，在 這樣，為什麼柯南的數字了下來，因為

of Leno which is what Ben said, is because Leno's number were so bad that the news programs

紗羅，而這正是對本說，是因為 Leno的數量是如此糟糕，新聞節目

that followed him were also had bad ratings which led to bad ratings for Conan because

隨後他的人也有不好的評級 而導致收視率不好，因為柯南

it all trickles down in television that way. So Conan...

這一切在電視上淌下了道路。 所以柯南...

>> Now, that said, I mean I suspected an equal some game. At this point, Leno would do better

>>現在，這麼說，我是說我懷疑平等 一些遊戲。在這一點上，雷諾將做的更好

than Conan. I mean that's simple. >> UYGUR: Yes, because he's going to get us

比柯南。我的意思是很簡單。 >>維吾爾族：是的，因為他將讓我們

all the audience back, people are used to him et cetera.

所有的觀眾都回來了，人都習慣 他等等。

>> Yes. >> UYGUR: So I get the NBCs decision on that--in

>>是的。 >>維吾爾族：所以我得到的NBCs決定的 - 在

that term.

這個術語。