字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - She's always taking pictures of me, and I'm always taking pictures of her. This is one that you took-- I actually really love this picture. She took a picture--Charlie, my cat, that I'm in love with was--I was laying out on a lounge chair and-- and she decided to shield my eyes from the sun. - Yes. - Because I took my hat off and it was really sweet of her, so Portia took that picture. - Yeah, 'cause she's oh, so helpful and never annoying. I mean, this cat, like wakes you up all night long meowing in your face. - She's vocal. She's a vocal cat. - She's very vocal and she scratches to get under the covers. - She likes to--what she likes to do is she needs to have me spoon her, so until I lift the covers up and she gets right in there, she will not be happy. So she's, like, "Meow!" in my face. - And mine all night long. - Right. But you wouldn't mind it if Augie did that to you because you're in love with Augie. - Well, but Augie, I mean, he's perfect, and-- - Look at that. - Look at him. - And look at Charlie. You're ignoring her, and hugging him. - But--but he's so--he snores, but just very lightly. - He snores and he sleeps with his tongue hanging out of his mouth, too. - Yes, he does. - It's really cute. So here's what--here's what I do and I take pictures of Portia all the time because... - Oh, God. - She's pretty. And so I'll just look over... - Is that why? - And I have my phone, and I'll just go, "Oh, that's a good pi--," you're just pretty, and I'll just take a picture, but sometimes she has hair-- because her hair is very, very thick, so there are hairstyles that occur that I just go, "I have to take a picture of this." So I'm gonna show a bunch of-- this is the first one I'd like to share. [laughter] - That's--I think we're hiking right there. All right, here's another one. Look at that. - Oh, my God. - That's just waking up in the morning 'cause I guess it was the night before you had a style or something. All right, here's another one. There's--that's the back of her head. - That's post-massage, guys. - That's post-massage. Look at the front. That's the back. There's the front. - I cannot believe-- - All right, so here's-- Come on. There's more. Here's another one. - What the hell? - That's--I mean, she's just sitting there. - Oh, my gosh. - I have to take a picture when her--she has no idea her hair looks like that. What else do I have? - That-- - Oh, come on. I'm sick. - You're sick. No, you were sick there. You can tell. - That's awful. You were sick. And then, that was in Africa. - Well, I didn't have a hat. - But then you like to do that a lot. I took another picture and you take to-- you always like to cover your head and it's cute. - Well-- - And then the last one I have is you were bored. That's actually a necklace. - Okay, I can explain that. It was a necklace around my-- and I put it on my face because I was-- it relaxed me. - No, because you were bored. - It's 'cause I was bored. - I just walked in the room and she was laying like that. I said, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I'm bored." And I'm, like, "So you just put your necklace on your--," so... - By the way, it's, like, I am just sitting on a sofa watching TV, and I see this phone just kind of... - Yep. - I mean, she takes picture constantly. - And it came in handy. Look at that, everybody enjoyed it. - For you. You know there's something called Instagram. - Okay, we're gonna--yeah. - I'll get you back. - Bring it on. - I swear to God. - Bring it on. - I can't believe that.