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- She's always taking pictures of me,
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and I'm always taking pictures of her.
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This is one that you took--
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I actually really love this picture.
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She took a picture--Charlie, my cat, that I'm in love with
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was--I was laying out on a lounge chair and--
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and she decided to shield my eyes from the sun.
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- Yes. - Because I took my hat off
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and it was really sweet of her, so Portia took that picture.
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- Yeah, 'cause she's oh, so helpful and never annoying.
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I mean, this cat, like wakes you up all night long
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meowing in your face. - She's vocal.
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She's a vocal cat. - She's very vocal
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and she scratches to get under the covers.
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- She likes to--what she likes to do is
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she needs to have me spoon her,
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so until I lift the covers up and she gets right in there,
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she will not be happy.
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So she's, like, "Meow!" in my face.
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- And mine all night long. - Right.
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But you wouldn't mind it if Augie did that to you
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because you're in love with Augie.
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- Well, but Augie, I mean, he's perfect, and--
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- Look at that. - Look at him.
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- And look at Charlie. You're ignoring her,
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and hugging him.
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- But--but he's so--he snores, but just very lightly.
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- He snores and he sleeps with his tongue
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hanging out of his mouth, too. - Yes, he does.
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- It's really cute. So here's what--here's what I do
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and I take pictures of Portia all the time because...
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- Oh, God. - She's pretty.
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And so I'll just look over... - Is that why?
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- And I have my phone, and I'll just go,
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"Oh, that's a good pi--," you're just pretty,
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and I'll just take a picture, but sometimes she has hair--
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because her hair is very, very thick,
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so there are hairstyles that occur
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that I just go, "I have to take a picture of this."
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So I'm gonna show a bunch of-- this is the first one
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I'd like to share.
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[laughter]
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- That's--I think we're hiking right there.
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All right, here's another one.
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Look at that. - Oh, my God.
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- That's just waking up in the morning
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'cause I guess it was the night before
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you had a style or something.
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All right, here's another one.
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There's--that's the back of her head.
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- That's post-massage, guys. - That's post-massage.
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Look at the front. That's the back.
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There's the front.
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- I cannot believe-- - All right, so here's--
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Come on. There's more.
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Here's another one. - What the hell?
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- That's--I mean, she's just sitting there.
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- Oh, my gosh. - I have to take a picture
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when her--she has no idea her hair looks like that.
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What else do I have?
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- That-- - Oh, come on. I'm sick.
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- You're sick. No, you were sick there.
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You can tell. - That's awful.
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You were sick. And then, that was in Africa.
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- Well, I didn't have a hat.
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- But then you like to do that a lot.
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I took another picture and you take to--
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you always like to cover your head and it's cute.
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- Well-- - And then the last one I have
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is you were bored. That's actually a necklace.
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- Okay, I can explain that.
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It was a necklace around my-- and I put it on my face
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because I was-- it relaxed me.
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- No, because you were bored. - It's 'cause I was bored.
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- I just walked in the room and she was laying like that.
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I said, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I'm bored."
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And I'm, like, "So you just put your necklace on your--," so...
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- By the way, it's, like, I am just sitting on a sofa
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watching TV, and I see this phone just kind of...
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- Yep. - I mean,
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she takes picture constantly. - And it came in handy.
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Look at that, everybody enjoyed it.
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- For you. You know there's something called Instagram.
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- Okay, we're gonna--yeah. - I'll get you back.
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- Bring it on. - I swear to God.
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- Bring it on. - I can't believe that.