It's, like, the world's largest teddy bear?

那是全世界最大的泰迪熊吧？

It's nothing too small.

它一點也不小。

It's giant.

它很巨大。

It's eight feet tall.

它有八尺高。

- And it's so cuddly.

而且好好抱

- It is cuddly.

它好好抱。

We had a little fun this week.

我們這週找了點樂子。

We bought 10 of these bears.

我們買了十隻這種熊。

We did all kinds of crazy stuff.

我們做了各種瘋狂的事情。

We got a trampoline.

我們找了張蹦床。

We jumped off the roof into this,

我們從屋頂跳進

into 10 different teddy bears.

裝滿十隻不一樣泰迪熊的蹦床。

We also did a little experiment to see

我們也做了點實驗

how many giant teddy bears you can fit

看看一台特斯拉能裝進

inside of a Tesla.

多少隻巨型泰迪熊。

That was fun.

那非常有趣。

Now, we're gonna do our most dangerous,

現在，我們要做我們至今做過

most fun thing yet.

最危險最有趣的事。

We are heading out to the desert.

我們要前往沙漠。

We are gonna see what's inside one of these teddy bears.

我們要看看巨型泰迪熊裏頭裝了些什麼。

And, on our family channel,

在我們的家庭頻道上

we have a bunch of teddy bears on there.

也有一堆泰迪熊

It's, like, basically Costco teddy bear week.

這基本上就是好事多泰迪熊主題週。

- What's inside family.

裏頭有什麼。

- This is gonna be our spot, right here.

我們要在這裡進行。

Take a look at the mountain.

看看那山丘。

There's a cactus up there.

那裏有一棵仙人掌。

There's rocks and everything.

還有石頭和其他東西。

I think that's a good spot.

我覺得那是個好地點。

(hip-hop music)

（嘻哈樂）

That's heavy.

好重。

That's heavy.

還真重。

- I have the knives.

我有刀。

- Okay, you got the knives, good.

好，你有刀了，很棒。

I'm sorry to all of you that are sad

若有觀眾對於我們要剖開泰迪熊覺得很難過

that we're cutting open the bear.

先跟你們說聲道歉。

I got this knife, it's red.

我有這把刀，紅色的刀。

It's not a thousand degrees.

它並不是有千度的熱度。

I know it looks red like the thousand degree knife

我知道它紅得看起來很像燒到千度的刀

but it just happens to be red.

但它只是湊巧是紅的。

That's a trend right now.

這是現在的趨勢。

Let's get into this guy.

我們來進入這傢伙吧。

Okay, I'm just gonna go for it.

好，我現在要開始了。

- Go for it.

動手吧。

- All right, bear, we're cuttin' you open.

好了，熊熊，我們要剖開你了。

- Lot's of fluff.

很多絨毛。

- Oh, boy.

噢，天啊。

As you would expect the innards,

正如預期裏頭會有的東西

oh, whoa, that's a little net there.

噢，哇，有一個小網子。

It's got a little...

有一個小......

(gasps)

（倒吸一口氣）

Look at this.

看看這個。

Here's what we've got.

這是我們找到的。

This bag of stuff.

這袋東西。

This would be considered his intestines, his stomach.

這應該是他的內臟，他的胃。

This that goes all the way from his--

這直達到他的......

- Oh, man down.

噢，倒了。

- Man down, teddy bear down.

倒了，泰迪熊倒下了。

(laughing)

（笑聲）

Look at this thing.

看看這東西。

Look at that.

看看這個。

That's big.

好大。

Looks like a giant pillow.

看起來像是一個巨大的枕頭。

I think that's pretty much it.

我想裏頭大概就這樣了。

Then it's just all this stuff.

剩下的都是這些東西。

Think I can climb in there?

我或許可以爬進去？

I'm going in, man.

我要進去了。

That is nice.

這感覺很好。

Wonder if I can get all the way in.

猜想我能不能全部爬進去。

All right, well, I got the arm.

好，嗯，我到手臂了。

Where's the other arm?

另一隻手臂呢？

There it is.

找到了。

Ah!

啊！

(roaring)

（吼叫）

How's that look?

看起來如何？

(laughing)

（笑聲）

Oh, Lincoln.

噢，Lincoln。

("Happy Together" by The Turtles)

（The Turtles的Happy Together）

(record scratches)

（唱盤刮擦聲）

(gasping) Oh, my gosh,

（喘氣）噢，我的天啊

that's hot in there.

這裡頭真熱。

If we're gonna put it all back in.

看看我們如果可以把全部的東西都放回去。

We're gonna put some explosives inside of it

我們要放一些爆裂物進去

and see if we can blow it up

看看我們能不能把它炸開

'cause why not?

何不試試呢？

I just wanna say, I was surprised.

我得說，我很驚訝。

I thought this was gonna be all

我以為裏頭全都會是

of this kind of material inside of it.

類似這種填充物。

- Yeah, it had that big spine pillow.

嗯，他有這個巨型脊椎枕頭。

But I understand why they have to have that

但我理解為什麼他們要放這個

'cause then the teddy bear would be like this.

所以泰迪熊才不會像這樣。

- Yeah, so, there is some thought behind this.

對，所以這背後還是有些巧思的。

They don't just stuff a bunch of stuff in here.

他們不是隨意塞一堆填充物進去。

They want it to sit up as much as possible

他們想要它盡可能坐直

and to be strong and sturdy so that you can cuddle it

還要堅固強壯到能夠抱

and have it at your house.

也才願意買回家。

It's the new year.

新年到了。

So, how do you break in the new year?

你該怎麼跨年呢？

With fireworks, with explosions,

藉由放煙火，爆炸裂物，

with exploding teddy bears.

炸了這隻泰迪熊。

You can see the teddy bear up there

你可以看到那裏的泰迪熊

it just doesn't look that big.

看起來不是那麼大。

Wait till I run up by it and you can just see

等我湊過去你就可以看清楚它的尺寸

for the scale you can see how big it really is.

就知道它有多大。

Watch this.

看看這個。

All right, there you go.

好了。

You see that?

看見了嗎？

That's how big that thing is.

那東西有多大。

We are much closer than what everybody else is.

我們比其他人都要靠近。

I think the drone's got a good shot.

我想遙控飛機到了一個不錯的位置。

I'm nervous.

我好緊張。

Don't know it's gonna go.

不知道會如何。

(heart beating)

（心跳聲）

(explosion)

（爆炸）

(explosion)

（爆炸）

(explosion)

（爆炸）

(laughing)

（笑聲）

- [Lincoln] Oh, my gosh!

［Lincoln］噢天啊！

What!

什麼！

(explosion)

（爆炸）

(laughing)

（笑聲）

What was that?

這是什麼？

(laughing)

（笑聲）

Oh, my, gosh!

噢我的天啊！

That was crazy!

太瘋狂了！

There's another arm over there.

那裏有另一隻手臂。

Look at this.

看看這個。

There's his face.

它的臉在那。

Here's what the eyes look like on the bear.

這看起來像是泰迪熊的眼睛。

Well, the back side of the eyes.

呃，眼睛的背面。

That's what's inside of that guy.

這就是這傢伙裏頭的東西。

That rumbled, like, I could feel that.

我可以感覺到轟隆聲。

It just like--

這就像......

(explosion)

（爆炸聲）

Look at his legs how they split across.

看它的腿怎麼裂開的。

Here's the groin right here.

這是鼠蹊部。

Both legs and then the groin.

兩條腿然後是鼠蹊部。

Look at that.

看看這。

We're gonna call the start of the new year

我們決定稱呼新年的起頭

teddy bear week.

泰迪熊之週。

How many of these giant teddy bears

一台Tesla可以容納

can you fit inside of a Tesla?

多少隻巨型泰迪熊？

What's it like to put 10 of them in a trampoline

把十隻巨型泰迪熊裝進蹦床

and jumping off the roof?

然後跳進去的感覺會是如何？

Is it safe?

那安全嗎？

Go to our family channel, subscribe to that.

前往訂閱我們的頻道。

We've got videos coming out this week

我們本週有關於十隻巨型泰迪熊的

with 10 gigantic teddy bears.

新進影片。

2017 is going to be a bear.

2017年會是一隻熊。

Now, yes, we are going to clean all this up.

現在呢，是的我們要收拾殘局。

(easy listening music)

（輕鬆的音樂）