Maybe he's just running late.

他可能只是遲到吧。

You know, he does that. He loses track of time.

他很常不注意時間。

He does that quite a lot.

他每次都這樣。

Wait, did he say, be there in 10 or at 10?

等一下... 他是說指十分鐘後到還是十點到？

It's eight right now. Am I two hours early?

現在才八點，那我是早到了兩個小時嗎？

Or did he mean 10 AM? Because in that case, I'm 14 hours early, or 10 hours late.

或是他是指早上十點？這樣的話我就是早到了十四個小時，或是晚到十個小時了。

No, that's ridiculous. He's coming.

不，這太荒謬了，他在路上了。

Unless something bad happened to him.

除非... 有壞事發生？

What if he choked on a cashew?

或許他被腰果嗆到了？

You know that's his favorite nut.

他最愛吃的堅果。

He probably threw one up in the air and ... gosh.

他可能把腰果丟在空中用嘴巴接，結果……天啊。

He was my best friend.

他是我最好的朋友。

I'm gonna miss him so, so much.

我會很想他的...

Unless he met someone and fell in love.

或許他遇到一個人，然後陷入愛河？

In that case, good for you.

如果是這樣的話，那就好了。

Maybe you just forgot about your good old best friend 'cause you're spending too much time being in love.

他可能忘記他最好的老朋友了，因為他花很多時間在談戀愛。

Maybe he just booked tickets to take his new lover to a sexy getaway to Havana, Cuba.

或許他為他的愛人訂了機票，一起私奔到古巴哈瓦那。

He knows that I've been wanting to go to Havana ever since we both watched "Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights".

他一直都知道我很想去哈瓦那，自從我們都看了《熱舞十七2：情迷哈瓦那》。

Or maybe this is The Truman Show.

或許這是《楚門的世界》？

You know, the 1998 cult classic about Jim Carrey being the star of a reality show without even knowing it?

你知道的，那部 1998 年的金凱瑞演的邪典電影，自己都不知道自己是實境秀的主角，

Living a life of lies where everyone surrounding around him is an actor?

過著身邊都是演員的生活。

Justin's probably late because he's too busy practicing his lines.

賈斯汀或許在忙著背台詞。

I'm your friend.

我是你的朋友。

Zack, I'm your friend.

札克，我是你的朋友。

I mean look at the people here in this bar.

看看這些酒吧裡的人。

Look at this bartender.

看看這個酒保。

She's not real.

她是假的。

She's completely doing everything wrong.

她根本不會做吧檯。

She's totally an actress.

她是個演員。

Hey, I'm onto you. I know you're an actor.

嗨，我看穿妳了，妳是個演員。

Uh, so is everyone else in LA.

在洛杉磯，幾乎每個人都是演員。

You're right.

對吼。

Or maybe he has short term memory loss,

或許他有短期記憶喪失症，

and he's been trying to hide it from me for the past couple of years.

他打算向我隱藏這個秘密，過去幾年都是這樣。

Every 20 minutes, he has to look at a series of pictures with titles on them to remind him who his real friends are.

每二十分鐘他就必須看照片上面的附註去記起哪些是他的朋友。

Maybe he lost the picture with me on it,

他可能弄丟了我的照片，

and now I'm just a nobody to him.

所以現在我對他來說什麼都不是。

(cell phone alerts)

(手機提示)

Oh, traffic, traffic of course.

噢，塞車，當然是因為塞車。

He's in traffic.

他現在塞車中。

My friend's in traffic, I'm not here alone.

我的朋友塞車中，我不是一個人在這裡。

Don't worry, he's in traffic.

別擔心，他只是塞車。

How's the whole acting thing going?

你的戲演的如何？

Good?

還不錯吧？