Next, please.

請下一位往前。

Hi, what can I get for you?

你好，需要點些什麼呢？

[7 Moments That are Terrifying for Indecisive People]

[選擇困難症的人最恐懼的 7 個時刻]

So there's tea or coffee.

所以有茶或咖啡。

Tea or coffee, tea or coffee.

茶或咖啡，茶或咖啡。

Um, uh, I'll have a coffee! A coffee, yeah.

呃，我要一杯咖啡！對，一杯咖啡。

Okay.

好的。

Nailed it.

搞定！

Oh, iced or hot?

對了，請問要冰的還是熱的？

[Choosing a Movie]

[選影集]

Time for some Netflix!

來看 Netflix 囉！

That's...that's a lot of options.

怎麼有那麼多影集啊。

Am I feel like comedy?

我要看喜劇嗎？

Oh! Maybe some action.

或許可以看一些動作片。

They have Disney movies on here too?

他們連迪士尼電影都有？

Well, I did wanna start House of Cards.

我本來想開始看《紙牌屋》的。

Why are there so many options?

但到底為什麼有那麼多選項啊？

I'm tired.

我心好累。

[Small Talk]

[閒聊]

So would you rather have Nicholas Cage be around you at all times, or have Nickelback narrate your entire life?

所以你會選擇讓尼可拉斯·凱吉一直糾纏著你 ，還是讓五分錢合唱團敘述妳的一生？

Nicholas Cage is creepy, but Nickelback sucks.

尼可拉斯·凱吉超怪的，但是五分錢合唱團也很遜。

It's uh, it's just a, just a question. -Um...

我只是，呃，隨便問問而已。- 呃...

I...I just wanted to make small talk, uh.

我只是想要隨便聊一聊而已啊。

[Deciding on Plans]

[決定計畫]

[girls night tonight??] [yessss]

[今晚姊妹聚會？] [好啊！]

Hey Michelle, do you wanna watch a movie tonight?

嘿Michell， 妳今晚想看個電影嗎？

[Selfies]

[自拍]

Oh, Sierra or Willow?

要選 Sierra 還是 Willow 的濾鏡呢？

Hey, what's this?

這又是什麼？

Oh my god, when did they get new filters?

我的天啊，他們什麼時候新出了那麼多種濾鏡的？

[Lunch]

[吃午餐]

Hey, do you wanna go to lunch?

嘿，妳要去吃午餐嗎？

Yeah, sure.

好啊。

Where do you wanna go?

那妳想吃什麼？

[Making Any Purchase]

[買任何東西]

I just need a simple deodorant.

我只要買一個簡單的止汗劑就好。

Hmm, I guess I could get Dove again.

再買一次多芬好了。

Wait, is that a new scent of Secret?

等一下，Secret 出新的香味了嗎？

Oh, that's good.

聞起來不錯。

Well, uh, this one's good too!

可是，這個也蠻香的！

Oh wait, I know what to do.

等等，我知道該怎麼做了。

Four and a half stars for Secret.

Secret 的網路評價有 4.5 顆星。

Thank you, Amazon.

感謝你，亞馬遜。

What did you get?

妳買了什麼阿？

Oh, I got some deodorants, Secret.

我買了 Secret 的止汗劑。

Nice, I used to use that one.

讚喔，我以前都用那個。

You used to use it?

妳「以前」都用這個？

Should I return it?

我該去退貨嗎？

It had four and a half stars!

但它明明有 4.5 顆星啊。

Why would Jordan stop using it?

Jordan 到底為什麼不用了？

I knew I should've gotten Dove.

我就知道我應該買多芬的。

Do I still have the receipt?

我還有留著收據嗎？

Well, I'm just gonna smell terrible forever now.

好吧，我從現在起要難聞一輩子了。