Oh god, he peed, he peed, he must have peed.

噢天啊，他尿尿了，他尿尿了，他一定尿了

Oh he peed, he peed, he peed, he peed.

喔他尿了，他尿了，他尿了，他尿了

Pesto? Pesto, did you pee?

Pesto？Pesto？你有尿尿嗎？

(blows)

(吹氣)

Eat the food so you don't eat my food later.

吃你的食物這樣你等下才不會吃我的

Ehh!

欸！

Ehh!

欸！

Stop eating grass.

別再吃草了

Why are you eating grass, are you a cow?

你為什麼要吃草，你是牛嗎?

See, yummy yummy, mmm-- Eww.

看，好吃好吃，嗯...噁

Look at me, look at me, look at me (camera click)

看我、看我、看我（按快門）

You're not looking at me.

你沒有看我

Oh, where'd you go? (laughs)

喔你要去哪？（大笑)）

Yah, oh my god hold, hold (camera click)

耶，我的天，等等、等等（按快門）

Pesto, drop it, drop it, drop it Pesto.

Pesto，放下、放下、放下

Sit, sit, sit.

坐下、坐下、坐下

Oh my god who's the smartest puppy in the world?

我的天啊，誰是世界上最聰明的狗狗？

(snore) Pesto I said 5 minutes.

(打呼)Pesto我說再五分鐘

(squeak)

(吱吱)

(squeak)

(吱吱)

(squeak)

(吱吱)

(gibberish) - Hello, hi.

(胡言亂語) 哈囉，嗨

- Good job.

做得好

Come on, let's go.

來吧，快走

Cha cha cha cha cha woo!

恰恰恰恰恰呼！

You chew this, not this.

咬這個，不是這個

This is really bad, I'm so mad at you.

這樣真的很壞，我對你很生氣

Hey you are not listening to me.

嘿，你沒有在聽我說話

Sit-- Oww! I'm gonna...

坐下...噢！我要...

Your dog is so cute.

你的狗好可愛

- No, your dog is the cutest puppy.

不，你的狗才是最可愛的狗狗

Come here.

過來

- See you later.

待會見

- No one's cuter than you.

沒有人比你可愛

Raaaah, I gotcha.

啊啊啊！我抓到你了

(singing) Pesto, stop,

(唱歌)Pesto，停

No don't eat it, don't eat it, oh god...

不，不要吃，不要吃，喔天啊

Can bacon kill my dog?

培根會害死狗嗎？

Oh my god I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry.

喔天啊，我很抱歉、抱歉、抱歉

Milk, cheese, onions, garlic...

牛奶、起司、洋蔥、大蒜...

No pull your leash that way.

不，把你的牽繩往那邊拉

I knew it you couldn't eat the bacon.

我就知道你不能吃培根

We're not buying any more of that shit, are we?

我們不要再買那個垃圾了好嗎？

Magical bath time.

神奇洗澡時間

Nope, nope, come on come back.

不，不，快點回來

Here' we go-- Pesto, Pesto, come back.

我們開始吧...Pesto、Pesto，回來

See see see, trust me it feels good.

看吧，相信我，感覺很棒的

It's not a problem at all.

完全不成問題

(snore)

(打呼)

(yawn)

(打呵欠)

Aww Pesto look, look at the puppies.

噢Pesto，看看這些小狗

Hmm, maybe I should get another dog?

嗯，或許我該再養一隻狗？

What do you think, Pesto?

你覺得呢，Pesto?

Do you want a little brother?

你想要一個弟弟嗎？

Do you want a sister?

還是一個妹妹？

This is some sick form of revenge, isn't it?

這是某種變態的復仇對不對?

- I don't really like dogs I'm more of a cat person.

我不怎麼喜歡狗，我比較喜歡貓

- Cool, umm, I'll call you.

酷，嗯，我再打給你

- You don't have my number.

你又沒有我的號碼