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  • - You would this at this point there’s nothing

  • left to make us uncomfortable.

  • You’d be wrong.

  • (exciting orchestral music)

  • - We have not gotten naked in a long time,

  • so I guess it’s back to the basics.

  • - Bathing suits can make you feel sexy,

  • they can also make you feel super objectified.

  • - It’s good that were doing this, cause women

  • have to wear ridiculous swimsuits all the time.

  • - You have to have a lot of confidence

  • to put your body out there like that.

  • (scoffs) Luckily I do!

  • - Okay...

  • Well this is just like a speed...

  • Oh no!

  • - They forgot about the butt.

  • - Hi!

  • - I don’t like that this is where were starting.

  • - You know why else Ned’s gonna love this?

  • It’s red.

  • - I love red.

  • - It’s my favorite color because red...

  • - [Both] Rhymes with Ned!

  • - When youre wearing a thing that has your butt open

  • (sighs) youre probably gonna see a butthole!

  • - It looks like a very normal speedo.

  • - This is the definition of business in the front...

  • And party in the back.

  • - I keep on spinning.

  • - It’s like suspenders for your butt!

  • - All I can think of when I wear this is Ned,

  • which is really disturbing.

  • - You could playAre These Boobs or Butts?’

  • - I would try and get into the pool as quickly as possible.

  • - Nobody look at my butt, nobody look at my butt.

  • - Doesn’t that look like boobs?

  • Doesn’t it?

  • Tell me that doesn’t look like boobs.

  • - Men don’t get enough opportunities to have cleavage.

  • - What’s it like to squat completely?

  • - If you dropped something and had to bend down

  • to pick it up your butt would be like, “Hi Spongebob!”

  • - There’s a lot of things in the water.

  • You don’t want to give them an extra orifice to, like,

  • discover.

  • - I’m looking for something thatll make me feel more

  • uncomfortable than being naked.

  • - Keep on spinning.

  • - And right now this makes me feel great.

  • - This is the Borat.

  • Does it matter which side’s the front or the back,

  • cause they both look impossibly tiny.

  • - What even is this?

  • - Who can fill this dick pocket?

  • - Oh, hm...

  • - It’s just pulling my dick up.

  • - Is it supposed to go up your butt?

  • Is it supposed to be a thong?

  • - An unexpected but not unwanted feature.

  • - How do you wear this?

  • - We may have made a mistake making this video.

  • - You shouldn’t be able to do that.

  • No one...

  • This is gross!

  • - The back is really just...

  • Oh no.

  • - Of all the things for this outfit to cover,

  • why are the nipples the thing?

  • - If youre a woman, youre very stressed out

  • about keeping your bits covered.

  • - I think everyone should have their nipples out

  • without judgement.

  • - It’s revolting.

  • I’ve never found myself revolting before.

  • And I’ve vomited on myself.

  • - The shape is cool, it does emphasize a man’s V.

  • - When you go swimming your pants usually come off that way.

  • Here, boom! (laughs)

  • Oh no! - All eyes are

  • leading straight to the money-maker.

  • - I mean, I definitely feel objectified.

  • So mission accomplished!

  • - This is like the leash with the body holder,

  • so youre not pulling your dog’s neck.

  • - This is getting into some kinky shit.

  • - First things first, let’s let that string disappear

  • inside my butt crack; it’s gone forever.

  • - One size fits some people.

  • - Very fine line between my dick going...

  • (honking noise)

  • And my dick going (thuds) yeah!

  • - It’s weird cause this is pulling the front, but I want...

  • Oops, side ball.

  • - I kind of wish I had this for prom.

  • That wouldve made prom a lot more interesting.

  • - Whoa, see? Side ball.

  • - This feels more like a sex outfit than a swim outfit.

  • - I want this to be low. Side ball!

  • - Oh my goodness!

  • There are kids at this beach!

  • - You know what, no shark is ever gonna think

  • youre a seal in this.

  • It’s gonna be like, “Eugh!”

  • - I feel like a very, very revealing butler in a porn.

  • - I bet Zach is feeling pretty cute right now.

  • - I kind of like this one.

  • I think it’s pretty funny.

  • - Master, would you like your cake today, sir?

  • (laughter)

  • (groans)

  • You just threw me a headband.

  • - This looks like one leg of an outfit.

  • - A penis slingshot?

  • - Extra large?

  • - I’ve heard about this.

  • Seen a lot of pictures.

  • - This is just not something you wear in public.

  • Also it’s terrible fashion.

  • - Half my shaft is out, and one full nut.

  • Just hanging out.

  • - Everything’s just kind of leaning a bit.

  • It’s all just... - What about

  • the pubic hair that you have, because youre a human?

  • - You need to do some serious man-scaping

  • if you want to wear this.

  • - Why was this made?

  • I don’t know, why are there serial killers?

  • - I feel more naked than if I were actually naked.

  • - This looks like a mistake.

  • It looks like a piece of balloon

  • got caught in my butt after it popped.

  • - G string.

  • Nude as fuck. - Hello?

  • Hey honey.

  • I’m on a Try Guys shoot right now.

  • Can I call you back?

  • - It’s like my dick broke its wrist and

  • and has to wear a sling for the month.

  • - The dick is what it’s grabbing onto to stay on,

  • and the dick is an elastic thing itself.

  • God forbid you get a boner in this!

  • - I love you too!

  • Bye.

  • That was my wife.

  • I’ll tell her about it later.

  • - Here, throw me another one.

  • - It’s a bummer that I had to go this far

  • to realize how uncomfortable a bathing suit

  • might make you feel.

  • - Ta-da, fixed it!

  • - Game, set, match.

  • - My final thought about this one is it can

  • go fuck off and die!

  • - I don’t think there’s an intelligent conclusion

  • to be drawn from this.

  • - If there’s a bathing suit that make you feel good

  • about yourself and make you feel sexy,

  • that’s awesome.

  • But this definitely does not make me feel comfortable.

  • - If I went to a remote beach

  • where it was just me and my wife:

  • heck yes I’d wear some of these!

  • - There are way better ways to feel and look sexy

  • than these swimsuits.

  • Leave a little to the imagination.

  • - I think were done here.

  • - I just saw Zach’s penis.

  • (laughing) - Sorry!

  • - Yeah, I accidentally showed Eugene my dick already.

  • - I can still see your

  • I know, it’s...

  • - Your dick is out.

  • - I like that we sort of look like

  • awful power rangers!

  • - Oh, we do look like the power rangers!

  • - Yeah, really awful ones.

  • - I hate this one. I hate this video.

  • - You look so handsome.

  • - I can see his butt.

  • (laughing)

  • - My butt ate way more of that string than yours.

- You would this at this point there’s nothing

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泳裝的嘗試者們嘗試極限泳裝 (The Try Guys Try Extreme Swimsuits)

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