字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - You would this at this point there’s nothing left to make us uncomfortable. You’d be wrong. (exciting orchestral music) - We have not gotten naked in a long time, so I guess it’s back to the basics. - Bathing suits can make you feel sexy, they can also make you feel super objectified. - It’s good that we’re doing this, cause women have to wear ridiculous swimsuits all the time. - You have to have a lot of confidence to put your body out there like that. (scoffs) Luckily I do! - Okay... Well this is just like a speed... Oh no! - They forgot about the butt. - Hi! - I don’t like that this is where we’re starting. - You know why else Ned’s gonna love this? It’s red. - I love red. - It’s my favorite color because red... - [Both] Rhymes with Ned! - When you’re wearing a thing that has your butt open (sighs) you’re probably gonna see a butthole! - It looks like a very normal speedo. - This is the definition of business in the front... And party in the back. - I keep on spinning. - It’s like suspenders for your butt! - All I can think of when I wear this is Ned, which is really disturbing. - You could play ‘Are These Boobs or Butts?’ - I would try and get into the pool as quickly as possible. - Nobody look at my butt, nobody look at my butt. - Doesn’t that look like boobs? Doesn’t it? Tell me that doesn’t look like boobs. - Men don’t get enough opportunities to have cleavage. - What’s it like to squat completely? - If you dropped something and had to bend down to pick it up your butt would be like, “Hi Spongebob!” - There’s a lot of things in the water. You don’t want to give them an extra orifice to, like, discover. - I’m looking for something that’ll make me feel more uncomfortable than being naked. - Keep on spinning. - And right now this makes me feel great. - This is the Borat. Does it matter which side’s the front or the back, cause they both look impossibly tiny. - What even is this? - Who can fill this dick pocket? - Oh, hm... - It’s just pulling my dick up. - Is it supposed to go up your butt? Is it supposed to be a thong? - An unexpected but not unwanted feature. - How do you wear this? - We may have made a mistake making this video. - You shouldn’t be able to do that. No one... This is gross! - The back is really just... Oh no. - Of all the things for this outfit to cover, why are the nipples the thing? - If you’re a woman, you’re very stressed out about keeping your bits covered. - I think everyone should have their nipples out without judgement. - It’s revolting. I’ve never found myself revolting before. And I’ve vomited on myself. - The shape is cool, it does emphasize a man’s V. - When you go swimming your pants usually come off that way. Here, boom! (laughs) Oh no! - All eyes are leading straight to the money-maker. - I mean, I definitely feel objectified. So mission accomplished! - This is like the leash with the body holder, so you’re not pulling your dog’s neck. - This is getting into some kinky shit. - First things first, let’s let that string disappear inside my butt crack; it’s gone forever. - One size fits some people. - Very fine line between my dick going... (honking noise) And my dick going (thuds) yeah! - It’s weird cause this is pulling the front, but I want... Oops, side ball. - I kind of wish I had this for prom. That would’ve made prom a lot more interesting. - Whoa, see? Side ball. - This feels more like a sex outfit than a swim outfit. - I want this to be low. Side ball! - Oh my goodness! There are kids at this beach! - You know what, no shark is ever gonna think you’re a seal in this. It’s gonna be like, “Eugh!” - I feel like a very, very revealing butler in a porn. - I bet Zach is feeling pretty cute right now. - I kind of like this one. I think it’s pretty funny. - Master, would you like your cake today, sir? (laughter) (groans) You just threw me a headband. - This looks like one leg of an outfit. - A penis slingshot? - Extra large? - I’ve heard about this. Seen a lot of pictures. - This is just not something you wear in public. Also it’s terrible fashion. - Half my shaft is out, and one full nut. Just hanging out. - Everything’s just kind of leaning a bit. It’s all just... - What about the pubic hair that you have, because you’re a human? - You need to do some serious man-scaping if you want to wear this. - Why was this made? I don’t know, why are there serial killers? - I feel more naked than if I were actually naked. - This looks like a mistake. It looks like a piece of balloon got caught in my butt after it popped. - G string. Nude as fuck. - Hello? Hey honey. I’m on a Try Guys shoot right now. Can I call you back? - It’s like my dick broke its wrist and and has to wear a sling for the month. - The dick is what it’s grabbing onto to stay on, and the dick is an elastic thing itself. God forbid you get a boner in this! - I love you too! Bye. That was my wife. I’ll tell her about it later. - Here, throw me another one. - It’s a bummer that I had to go this far to realize how uncomfortable a bathing suit might make you feel. - Ta-da, fixed it! - Game, set, match. - My final thought about this one is it can go fuck off and die! - I don’t think there’s an intelligent conclusion to be drawn from this. - If there’s a bathing suit that make you feel good about yourself and make you feel sexy, that’s awesome. But this definitely does not make me feel comfortable. - If I went to a remote beach where it was just me and my wife: heck yes I’d wear some of these! - There are way better ways to feel and look sexy than these swimsuits. Leave a little to the imagination. - I think we’re done here. - I just saw Zach’s penis. (laughing) - Sorry! - Yeah, I accidentally showed Eugene my dick already. - I can still see your— I know, it’s... - Your dick is out. - I like that we sort of look like awful power rangers! - Oh, we do look like the power rangers! - Yeah, really awful ones. - I hate this one. I hate this video. - You look so handsome. - I can see his butt. (laughing) - My butt ate way more of that string than yours.
B1 中級 泳裝的嘗試者們嘗試極限泳裝 (The Try Guys Try Extreme Swimsuits) 325 6 林子鈞 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字