- Yeah.

恩哼

(upbeat music)

(歡樂的音樂)

Whatever we do the south goes way harder.

南方的的東西總是弄得比我們的更強烈

Just like all decadent as (bleep).

就好像是那些頹廢的(消音)

They're like you eat it,

就好像是吃了南方食物

and then it's just nap time.

然後就會開始想睡午覺

- I'm really excited for sweet tea,

我十分期待南方的甜茶

because I feel like ladies like sweet tea,

因為總覺得甜茶是給淑女喝的

and I've always wanted to be a lady.

然而我一直以來都想變成一位淑女

- [man in plaid shirt] Oprah?

(穿格子襯衫男) 歐普拉？

Oh Okra.

噢~是秋葵

What's okra?

秋葵是什麼？

- This is okra dude.

這就是秋葵

It's a--

這是種...

- Okay, I thought it was animal.

噢~我以為秋葵是種動物

- It looks like a banana pepper.

看起來好像香蕉椒(墨西哥產物)

What do they call it?

這叫什麼啊？

Pepperoncinis?

希臘金椒？

- Why don't you like okra?

你為何不喜歡秋葵？

- It's so slimy.

吃起來黏黏的

It's disgusting.

好噁心

- [woman on right] Yeah. - [woman on left] Mmm.

(右邊的女生) 不錯阿 (左邊的女生) 嗯~

- I love a good pickle.

我喜歡好吃的醃漬物

- [woman with long brown hair] What's this?

(褐色頭髮的女生) 這是什麼啊？

A little peanut?

小花生？

- [woman with purple hair] Yeah, a little peanut.

(紫色頭髮的女生) 對阿，是小花生

- [woman with long brown hair] Little peanuts?

(褐色頭髮的女生) 小花生？

- It looks like a cartoon of

看起來好像是卡通裡

like what a little poop would look like.

那種小便便的樣子

Doesn't it?

對吧？

- Ew, it's slimy.

矮額，黏黏的

- I don't like that it's wet.

我不喜歡花生濕濕的

- Mmm,mm,mm,mm,mm,mm.

嗯~嗯~嗯~

- It feels like a bean.

吃起來就像豆子一樣

- It's salty,

有點鹹

and it's (bleep) (mumbles).

而且(消音)

- I like it a lot.

我滿喜歡的

- I am pleasantly surprised.

我滿驚訝的

I am not gonna lie.

我不騙你

- [Voiceover] Liver mush.

(肝餡料的塊狀食物)

It looks like burnt toast.

看起來好像焦掉的土司

- A weird brownie, that's what it feels like.

吃起來就像是很怪的布朗尼

- It smells pretty good.

聞起來滿不錯的

- I'm not mad at it.

我不討厭

Maybe it would be with ketchup or like a sauce.

或許要搭配番茄醬或其他的醬料一起吃

- You're not mad at it?

你並不討厭？

- Uh-uh.

嗯哼

- Yeah, it's like a sandier cousin of the hamburger.

吃起來像是加了沙子的漢堡

- I could see myself cuttin' open one of these biscuits,

我想要切開一個麵包

putting it in there.

把它包進去

- Can you give us like five minutes?

可以給我們五分鐘嗎？

I just wanna finish eating.

我只想把它吃完

- [Voiceover] Country ham

鄉村火腿

- It's not your typical deli ham you see in the supermarket.

這不像是一般在超級市場看到的熟火腿

- This is like

就吃起來就像是

ham.

火腿

- You guys are on some next level (bleep) here.

你們看到的是另一個層次的東西了

- It's like a hug from the Lord.

這味道就像是上帝擁抱著你

It's delicious.

太好吃了

- Mm.

嗯~

- [both] Mm, mm, mm.

嗯~嗯~嗯~

Mm, mm, mm.

嗯~嗯~嗯~

- What would happen if I replaced my morning coffee

如果把我每天早上的咖啡

with this gravy?

和這個肉汁交換會怎樣？

- Oh here's something that tastes good.

噢～終於有好吃的東西了

I know what we'll do.

我知道我們該怎麼做

We'll soak it in butter and gravy.

我們要沾著奶油還有肉汁吃

Oh, you're a genius.

噢～天才

- [woman with long brown hair] Oh it's a moon pie.

(褐色頭髮的女生) 噢這是一個月亮餅(一種巧克力夾心餅)

- (bleep) yes.

太棒了

- Oh my (bleep).

噢我的天啊

- (bleep) yes.

太好了

- Who needs something this big?

誰要吃這麼大的一塊東西啊

There's like three cookies in one.

就好像三塊餅乾弄成一塊

- Looks like a s'more on steroids.

長得好像棉花糖烤餅

- Oh, try and take this away from me.

噢~你敢搶走我的餅乾試試看

- That's probably the thickest cookie I've ever had.

這是我吃過最厚的餅乾了吧！

- It's a lot to bite into.

好大一口

- I could see like every third grader in the south

我想每位南方的小學生

like just having one of these in their lunch boxes.

午餐都會有一個月亮餅乾吧！

- This is something where I'm like,"Oh I like this."

這就是我會說「我喜歡」的東西

Is this the best thing I've ever eaten?

不過這是我吃過最好吃的東西嗎？

No, but if you tried to take it away from me

也不是，可是如果你搶走它

I would kill you.

我會想殺爆你

- I think all southern food feels like

我覺得所有的南方食物好像都是

it's prepared with love.

用全心全意去烹煮的

- I think there's something to be said for this food

我覺得吃這種食物還是要

in moderation.

有所節制

- You're worried about your arteries.

你太過於擔心你的血管了

- California needs to step it up a little bit.

加州應該要有更多這種好吃的食物

- I know.

對阿

We're like--

我們就像

Everything that we're doing is like,

我們做的每樣東西就像是

"How can we add kale to it?"

「我們可以如何在料理中加入甘藍菜？」

(bleep) that.

（消音）

Give me sugar ham.

給我好吃的火腿

- Yeah.

沒錯

- I think southern food makes you happy while you eat it,

我覺得吃南方的食物滿令人愉快的

and then right afterwards you're like,

而且吃完之後你就會覺得

"All right, nap time."

「好啦～該午睡囉」

- And then you're happy while you nap.

然後午睡做夢時都很愉快

(laughter)

（笑聲）

Then you wake up you're cranky,

然後起床之後覺得煩躁的話

and you just eat again and you're happy.

就在吃一次南方食物然後又很快樂了。

(laughter)

(笑聲)