Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as Piranha bait

吃過期的藥 用你的私處做食人魚的誘餌

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，這麼多愚蠢的死法。

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... So many dumb ways to die

這麼多愚蠢的死法--ie-ie...這麼多愚蠢的死法

Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work

用叉子把你的吐司取出來，自己做電焊工作

Teach yourself how to fly Eat a 2-week-old unrefridgerated pie

教你自己如何飛行 吃一個兩週大的未冷藏的派。

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，這麼多愚蠢的死法。

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法--ie--ie......那麼多愚蠢的死法

Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

邀請一個心理殺手在裡面刮一個毒販子的新車。

Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

在外太空摘下頭盔 用乾衣機作為藏身之處。

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，這麼多愚蠢的死法。

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法--ie--ie......那麼多愚蠢的死法

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet

養一條響尾蛇當寵物 在網上賣掉兩個腎臟。

Eat a tube of super glue I wonder what's this red button do

吃了一管超級膠水，我不知道這個紅色的按鈕是做什麼用的

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，這麼多愚蠢的死法。

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法--ie--ie......那麼多愚蠢的死法

Dress up like a moose during hunting season... Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason...

在狩獵季節，把自己打扮得像一頭麋鹿...無緣無故打擾黃蜂的巢穴... ...

Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing

站在火車站臺的邊緣 繞過平交道口的吊杆門

Run across the tracks between the platforms, they may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

跑過月臺之間的鐵軌，他們可能不押韻，但他們很有可能是

Dumbest ways to die, the dumbest ways to die

最笨的死法，最笨的死法。

Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie... So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die

最笨的死法--ie-ie... ...這麼多笨，這麼多笨的死法

Be safe around Trains, a message from METRO

麥德龍地鐵公司提醒您，在火車周圍注意安全。