Name: Smosh：家有賤爺 MY STUPID DYING GRANDPA!
Uploaded: 2013-03-21T11:27:01.000Z
Duration: 4 min 57 s

[Ian's old man personation] You damn kids got no respect for your elders.

你們這些該死的孩子對長輩一點都不尊重。

[Ian singing] Kite day, kite day. It's a freaking kite day.

風箏日，風箏日。這是一個畸形的風箏日。

藍色的風箏。藍色，藍色，藍色，藍色的風箏。

[Ian's mom] Your grandpa is dying and I don't want to take care of him anymore.

你爺爺快死了，我不想再照顧他了。

I don't want this old, smelly ass in my house

我不想讓這個老傢伙在我的房子裡發臭。

[Ian's mom] Not it! [Runs away, laughing]

[Ian] It's my stupid grandpa. I gotta take care of this dying ass.

這是我的傻爺爺。我得照顧這個垂死的屁股。

[Anthony] Dude, that's a bucket list. All the things he wanted to do before he dies.

老兄，那是一張遺願清單。他死前想做的所有事情。

[Anthony] You should totally finish it for him.

[Anthony] All right. So, the first thing on the list is

[安東尼]好吧。那麼，清單上的第一件事是

She just sits on that bottle, just smiling at me.

她只是坐在那個瓶子上，只是對我笑。

No matter where I go, I can feel those eyes piercing into my soul.

無論我走到哪裡，都能感覺到那雙眼睛刺入我的靈魂。

[Anthony] Kiss her! [Ian] Get away from me, Anthony.

[Anthony] If you want to get over your fear, you have to kiss her!

如果你想克服你的恐懼，你必須吻她！

[Anthony] All right. So, umm. Only 30 more to go.

[安東尼]好吧。那麼，嗯。只剩下30個了。

Next up, we have "steal candy from a little kid."

接下來，我們有"偷小孩子的糖果"

[Anthony] So, how does that cookie taste?

[Ian] Can we just finish the stupid list?

我們能不能把這個愚蠢的名單寫完？

[Anthony] Alright. So last thing on the list is "eat cat litter."

[安東尼]好吧。所以，最後一件事是"吃貓砂"

[Anthony] Yeah! I already got some from the neighbor.

[安東尼]是啊！我已經從鄰居那裡買了一些

[Ian] I finished your stupid bucket list, grandpa.

我完成了你那愚蠢的遺願清單，爺爺。

[Anthony] Sorry, dude. Looks like we didn't make it in time.

對不起，夥計看來我們沒能及時趕到。

[Ian] It's funny. For this bucket list stuff, I thought my grandpa was a loser.

這很有趣。對於這個遺願清單的東西，我想我爺爺是一個失敗者。

But I guess I just didn't understand him.

spend a little time with him before he...

[Ian's grandpa] What an idiot! Who falls for a prank llike that?

真是個白痴！誰會被這樣的惡作劇所迷惑？

[Ian's mom] Did you get him to eat the kitty litter?

[Anthony] Yeah, you should see. He was like...

[安東尼]是的，你應該看到。他就像...

[Ian's grandpa] Hey, fellas. I got one more prank.

嘿，夥計們，我還有一個惡作劇。我還有一個惡作劇。

[Ian as narrator] To see bloopers and this,

[伊恩作為旁白] 要看到的特寫和這一點，

[Ian from the blooper footage] Don't shave the tip of the nip.

[Ian from the blooper footage] Don't shave the tip of the nip. Don't shave the tip of the nip.

[Ian as narrator] Thanks for subscribing.

[伊恩作為旁白] 感謝您的訂閱。

字幕列表影片播放

Smosh：家有賤爺 MY STUPID DYING GRANDPA!

mom

blue

finish

eat