By yourself is not preferred

獨自一人不是首選

If you're caught - dismemberment

如果你被抓住了--------肢解

Then your guts get used to cover-up a scent

然後你的膽子就會習慣於掩蓋一種氣味

Dumb ways to die,

愚蠢的死法。

So many dumb ways to die

這麼多愚蠢的死法

It's hard to get by

這是很難得的

When everybody wants me to die

當所有人都想讓我死的時候

Take a hit right to the head

頭部中了一拳

It's the only thing that makes you dead

這是唯一能讓你死的東西。

If you need a meal, just follow Shane,

如果你需要吃飯，就跟著夏恩走。

'Cause he'll shoot his friend and abandon him as bait

因為他會開槍打死他的朋友，然後把他當做誘餌丟棄

Dumb ways to die,

愚蠢的死法。

So many dumb ways to die

這麼多愚蠢的死法

It's hard to get by

這是很難得的

When everybody wants me to die

當所有人都想讓我死的時候

Getting stuck is a major fail

被卡住是一大敗筆

Eat the guts of a guy named Dale

吃一個叫阿呆的人的膽子吧

People are a treat, when they're alone

人是一種享受，當他們獨自一人的時候。

Except for Carl, Daryl, Rick, Andrea, or Michonne

除了Carl Daryl Rick Andrea和Michonne之外... ...

Dumb ways to die,

愚蠢的死法。

So many dumb ways to die

這麼多愚蠢的死法

It's hard to get by

這是很難得的

When everybody wants me to die

當所有人都想讓我死的時候

Lose your arms and live as a pet

丟掉你的手臂，像寵物一樣生活

Put on a leash and learn to deal with it

戴上狗鏈，學會處理它

When Lori hears, a walker snarl

當蘿莉聽到，喪屍的咆哮聲時

"Hate to bother you guys, but have you seen Carl??"

"不想打擾你們，但你們有沒有看到卡爾?

Dumb ways to die,

愚蠢的死法。

So many dumb ways to die

這麼多愚蠢的死法

It's hard to get by

這是很難得的

When everybody wants me to die

當所有人都想讓我死的時候

Mess with Rick when the group's in a tight formation

惹上Rick，當這群人在一個緊湊的陣型裡的時候

A chain link fence makes an easy decapitation

鏈條式圍欄讓人很容易被斬首

Cut off a leg just to ward off infection,

切掉一條腿，只是為了防止感染。

Torture other humans just to get information

拷問其他人類，只為獲取信息

Don't you know we all have the virus??

難道你不知道我們都有病毒嗎？

There's no point in fightin', cause it's quite possibly -

有'沒有點在戰鬥'，因為它'很可能是--。

Dumbest ways to die,

最愚蠢的死法。

Pointless ways to die,

毫無意義的死法。

We're all walkers inside,

我們'裡面都是喪屍。

Regrettably, Eventually we all will die

遺憾的是，我們最終都會死的

Be safe around humans.

在人類身邊要注意安全。

A message from the Walkers.

行者的消息。