Name: 川普宣佈伊朗戰爭勝利！郵寄投票＆吉米與長得像傑弗瑞·愛潑斯坦的人哈拉 (Trump Declares Victory in Iran War, Votes by Mail & Jimmy Chats with Jeffrey Epstein Lookalike)
Uploaded: 2026-03-28T21:44:21.000Z
Duration: 16 min 56 s
Description: 【看影片學英語】數萬部 YouTube 影片，搭配英漢字典即點即查，輕鬆掌握單字發音與用法，長久累積看電影不必再看字幕。

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Just now in Wall Street, just watching the show, like you're just coming to the show.

剛才在 Wall Street，就像在看錶演一樣，你們也來看錶演。

We are, uh, coming to you from our headquarters in Los Angeles, home of the 2028 Summer Olympic Games.

我們現在從 Los Angeles 的總部向大家報告，這裡也是 2028 年夏季奧林匹克運動會的舉辦地。

I'm excited about the Olympics, coming to you guys.

Guillermo, you and I, we're gonna go to all the canoeing events, every one of them.

Guillermo，你和我，我們要去看所有的皮划艇比賽，每一場。

You know, even though the Olympics are more than two years away, we now have the official color palette of the games, finally.

雖然奧運會還有兩年多才到，但我們現在終於有官方的配色了。

I've been waiting for this official color palette since they announced it, and here it is.

自從他們宣佈後，我就一直在等這個官方配色，現在它來了。

They say it was inspired by the Super Bloom here in California, which is something I've never heard of.

據說這個配色靈感來自加州的 Super Bloom，這是我從沒聽過的。

Does you ever hear can you smoke the Super Bloom?

你有沒有聽過可以抽 Super Bloom？

But put that back up, because I, I hopefully President Trump's gonna like it.

但把它放上去，因為我，我希望川普總統會喜歡。

It's got it's got the orange of his skin, the yellow of his hair, and

它有，它有他膚色的橘色，他頭髮的黃色，還有

You're gonna learn more about the plan for the Olympics over the coming months, but

在接下來幾個月，你會更瞭解奧運會的計畫，

I have a gr I think I have a great idea of for who should be the announcer at the opening ceremonies.

但我有一個，我想我有一個很棒的主意，知道誰應該是開幕式的播報員。

Welcome, Albania, Antigua and Barbuda, Aruba, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bangladesh, Belize and Bolivia, Burundi, Cabo Verde, Congo, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Equatorial Guinea, Estonia, France, Gambia, Georgia, Ghana and Guatemala here in Washington, DC.

歡迎阿爾巴尼亞、安地卡及巴布達、阿魯巴、波士尼亞與赫塞哥維納、孟加拉、貝里斯、玻利維亞、布隆迪、維德角、剛果、哥斯大黎加、多明尼加共和國、厄瓜多、赤道幾內亞、愛沙尼亞、法國、甘比亞、喬治亞、迦納以及瓜地馬拉來到華盛頓特區。

You remember that, um remember the song "Cocomo" by the Beach Boys?

你還記得，嗯，還記得 Beach Boys 的歌 "Cocomo" 嗎？

It would be fun to hear her do that, right?

聽她這樣說一定很有趣，對吧？

Greetings, Israel, Kenya, Kosovo, Lithuania, Malta, Malawi, Montenegro, Morocco, Nigeria, North Macedonia, Palau, Panama and of course Paraguay.

歡迎以色列、肯亞、科索沃、立陶宛、馬爾他、馬拉威、蒙特內哥羅、摩洛哥、奈及利亞、北馬其頓、帛琉、巴拿馬，當然還有巴拉圭。

I mean, why would they make her announce the names of all of the country?

我是說，他們為什麼要讓她宣佈所有國家的名字？

She could have just said, "Welcome, everyone, but

她本來可以直接說，「大家好，但是

Iran." Instead, instead they put her through a whole Duolingo to oh, she's not finished?

伊朗。」結果呢，他們卻讓她經歷了整個 Duolingo 的過程，喔，她還沒說完嗎？

Hello, Poland, Romania, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Slovenia, St.

你好，波蘭、羅馬尼亞、塞內加爾、塞爾維亞、塞席爾、獅子山、斯洛維尼亞、聖。

基茨和尼維斯、烏克蘭和阿聯酋。

And then at the end of the summit, she said goodbye to them all in reverse.

然後在峰會的最後，她用倒序的方式跟他們說再見。

Meanwhile, her husband was in Memphis yesterday.

同時，她的丈夫昨天在曼菲斯。

He took a VIP tour of Graceland while he was there.

他還在那裡參觀了貓王故居 Graceland 的 VIP 導覽。

then Yelvis hosted a roundtable to catch us up on his efforts to crack down on crime, including the most heinous crime of all, putting your ballots in a mailbox.

You know, um, brought to my attention today that we're the only country that doesn't that does mail-in voting.

He prefers in-person cheating, preferably with a porn star shortly after his wife gives birth.

然後葉爾維斯辦了一場圓桌會議，跟大家分享他打擊犯罪的努力，包括最令人髮指的罪行：把選票投進郵筒。

And he keeps saying it was brought to his attention today that we're the only country that does mail-in voting.

你知道，嗯，今天有人讓我知道，我們是唯一一個沒有郵寄投票的國家。

That is when is somebody gonna step in and tell him that is not true?

All the countries that have mail have mail-in voting.

So okay, so here's where the real magic comes in.

所以，好，接下來就是真正精彩的地方了。

He voted by mail today for the special election in Florida.

他在佛羅裡達州的特別選舉中，今天透過郵寄投票。

He's really Donald Trump claiming he wants to protect election integrity is like Bill Cosby telling you he'll watch your drink for you.

川普總統聲稱他想保護選舉的公正性，就像比爾·考斯比跟你說他會幫你看著你的飲料一樣。

I mean, next we're gonna find out that his blow dryer is powered by a windmill or something.

我的意思是，接下來我們可能會發現他的吹風機是用風車發電的之類的。

You know, I mentioned this last week, and now it is official.

你知道，我上週提過這件事，現在已經正式了。

The Trump administration is shelling out a billion dollars of our money to a French energy company to cancel construction of wind turbines in North Carolina and New York.

川普政府將花費我們十億美元給一家法國能源公司，以取消在北卡羅來納州和紐約建造風力渦輪機的計畫。

He's paying this company to not build these renewable energy farms because he has this weird hatred of what he calls windmills.

他付錢給這家公司，讓他們不要蓋這些再生能源農場，因為他對他所謂的風車有種奇怪的恨意。

He says they're unsightly, they're ugly monsters, they're losers, a con job, they're bad for the environment, and

他說它們不好看、是醜陋的怪物、是失敗者、是騙局，而且對環境有害，

they make a lot of noise, which is exactly how most of us feel about him, allegedly.

而且它們會發出很大的噪音，這大概也是我們大多數人對他的感覺吧，據說如此。

Do you know where the windmill was invented?

Persians invented the windmill between 500 and 900 AD, and

波斯人在公元五百年到九百年之間發明瞭風車，

now he wants to destroy them for it, I guess.

然後現在他想因為這樣毀掉它們，我猜。

And the manboob of Lamancha again declared victory in Iran today.

而拉曼查的「男人奶」再次在今天宣佈在伊朗獲勝。

He said, "This war has been won, and yet we're still fighting it." Or are we?

他說：「這場戰爭已經贏了，但我們還在打。」或者我們還在打嗎？

According to the president, there was some major progress yesterday thanks to a mysterious gift.

根據總統的說法，昨天因為一份神祕的禮物，有了重大的進展。

They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually.

他們昨天做了一件事，其實非常驚人。

They gave us a present, and the president arrived today.

他們送了我們一份禮物，總統今天也到了。

And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money.

而且那是一份非常大的禮物，價值驚人。

And I'm not gonna tell you what that present is, but

而且我不會告訴你那份禮物是什麼，

但那是一份非常、非常、非常貴重的獎品。

they said they were gonna give it, so that meant one thing to me: we're dealing with the right people.

他們說他們會給，這對我來說意味著一件事：我們正在跟對的人打交道。

They gave him either a present or a prize?

他們是送他一份禮物還是獎品？

What kind of what kind of present did they send?

I mean, what is he sure it's safe to open this present when he gets it?

我是說，他收到禮物時，確定打開是安全的嗎？

Because who would have ever guessed he could be easily manipulated by expensive gifts?

因為誰能想到他會被昂貴的禮物輕易操控呢？

Maybe they gave him a medal that says "World's Greatest Enemy" or something.

也許他們送了他一個寫著「世界上最偉大的敵人」的獎牌之類的。

I can't wait to find out what this incredibly valuable prize could be.

我等不及想知道這個價值連城的獎品到底是什麼了。

You know, one thing we can be grateful for is that the president surrounds himself with great minds, like the former mayor of New York, Rudy Giuliani, who gave us this update on the plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

說到這個，有一件事我們可以慶幸，那就是總統身邊總是圍繞著一群聰明人，像是前紐約市長 Rudy Giuliani，他跟我們更新了重開荷姆茲海峽的計畫。

We're gonna we're gonna just close off with some kind of a we're gonna close off with just a Well, with, with just a what?

我們要，我們要就這樣結束，用某種方式，我們要就這樣結束，用一個，好吧，用，用一個什麼？

Mayor Mayor Giuliani, you're on television right now.

Giuliani 市長，你現在正在電視上。