Name: 川普日報：伊朗爆炸連連！梅蘭妮亞白宮竟養了機器人？！ (Trump Fed Daily Sizzle Reel of Stuff Blowing Up in Iran & Melania Has a Robot in the White House)
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And we are beaming to you from our studio in the city of Angels, where tomorrow, just, uh, about a, a five-mile dri—about a 90-minute drive, but

我們正從洛杉磯的天使之城攝影棚向各位直播，明天，大概，呃，大概五英里，開車大約九十分鐘，但是

five miles from here, the World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers are, uh, looking to start a three-peat with a loaded baked potato of a team.

離這裡五英里，世界大賽冠軍洛杉磯道奇隊，呃，正準備以一支陣容堅強的球隊來爭取三連霸。

Tomorrow is opening day, but the season started tonight on Netflix, of all places.

明天是開幕戰，但這個賽季今晚就在 Netflix 上開打了，真是意想不到。

They had a game between the Yankees and the Giants.

他們有一場洋基隊和巨人隊的比賽。

Opening Night, you know, is crucial in baseball because if you lose the first game, it's very difficult to get any momentum going into the final 161.

開幕夜，你知道，在棒球裡非常關鍵，因為如果你輸了第一場，要帶著任何氣勢進入剩下的 161 場比賽會非常困難。

Um, this is the first Major League baseball game ever on Netflix,

嗯，這是 Netflix 上的第一場美國職棒大聯盟比賽，

and after all the hype, it turned out to be just like any other game, except for the seventh inning when both teams were replaced by the cast of Stranger Things and Steve Harrington hit two home runs off the Demogorgons, so congrats.

而在所有炒作之後，結果就像其他任何一場比賽一樣，除了第七局，兩隊都被《怪奇物語》的演員取代，史蒂夫·哈靈頓從Demogorgons手中擊出兩支全壘打，恭喜。

Speaking of Demogorgons, it was a weird day at the White House today where our First Lady, Melania Trump, hosted the second day of her global summit titled Fostering the Future Together, which is basically a commercial for AI in education,

說到 Demogorgons，今天白宮發生了一件怪事，我們的第一夫人 Melania Trump 主持了她「共同培養未來」全球高峰會的第二天，這基本上就是 AI 在教育上的商業推廣，

As you can see, um, they really are looking for the future because she had an unusual escort.

你們可以看到，嗯，他們真的在尋找未來，因為她的護衛很特別。

其中一個機器人是 Melania，好嗎？

The other is Figure 3, which is a humanoid that can complete simple household chores like doing laundry, loading the dishwasher,

另一個是 Figure 3，這是一個可以完成簡單家務的人形機器人，像是洗衣服、放洗碗機，

And then in the corner there of the screen is the French First Lady, Bridget Macron, who picked a weird day to visit.

然後螢幕角落那位是法國第一夫人 Bridget Macron，她選了個奇怪的日子來拜訪。

No one's exactly sure what they should do here because, you know, the first—she's kind of suspicious walking alongside this robot.

沒人確切知道在這裡該怎麼辦，因為，你知道，第一夫人——她走在機器人旁邊有點可疑。

As it approaches the First Lady o-of France, Melania stops, and then, um, the—sacre bleu.

當它走向法國第一夫人時，Melania 停了下來，然後，嗯——天啊。

And it only got scarier from there as Melania pleasantly informed us that we will all soon be replaced by machines.

從那之後情況變得更嚇人，因為 Melania 愉快地告訴我們，我們很快就會被機器取代。

It will be formed in the shape of humans.

Very soon, artificial intelligence will move from our mobile phones to humanoids that deliver utility.

很快地，人工智慧將從我們的手機轉移到能提供實用功能的機器人。

她說的是實用功能，還是——還是生育能力？

Because that is competition in the bedroom her husband does not need.

因為那是她丈夫不需要的臥室裡的競爭。

Maybe someday we will have a robot president.

也許有一天我們會有一位機器人總統。

You know, it couldn't be worse than what we have right now.

說真的，這不會比我們現在的情況更糟。

We did—we got a sneak peek at what might be in store for Team Trump come November at the elections.

我們在十一月大選時，搶先看了川普團隊可能會遇到的情況。

Ban Mail-in Voting voted by mail in a special election in Palm Beach.

班·梅爾-投票（Ban Mail-in Voting）在棕櫚灘的特別選舉中以郵寄方式投票。

This is a district Trump won by double digits two years ago and the district he lives in, but

這是川普兩年前以兩位數差距贏得的選區，也是他居住的選區，但是

seems like maybe the magic is wearing off because last night a Democrat, Emily Gregory, scored a major upset over a Trump-endorsed—a Republican that Trump endorsed.

看起來魔力好像正在消退，因為昨晚一位民主黨人 Emily Gregory，在一場重大爆冷中擊敗了川普背書的——一位川普支持的共和黨人。

She won, uh, one solidly red seat in the state legislature, which is a real kick in the golf balls for Mara Lardo.

她贏得了州議會中一個堅定的紅色席位，這對 Mara Lardo 來說真是個重擊。

Uh, let's just say there are a lot of tiny fist-sized holes getting punched in the White House drywall tonight.

嗯，只能說白宮的乾牆今晚被打了好多個小拳頭大小的洞。

Two days ago, Trump said the Republican candidate, John Maples, had his complete and total endorsement and that John will never let you down,

兩天前，川普說共和黨候選人 John Maples 獲得他完全且徹底的支持，而且 John 絕不會讓你失望，

and he's right, he won't, because he's back to work as a financial planner.

他說得對，他不會，因為他已經回到金融規劃師的工作崗位了。

The idea that Trump voted by mail at the same time he's trying to ram this, uh, Save My Fat Orange Ass Act through Congress right now, which is a bill that would do away with mail-in ballots, has put leaders in the GOP in a bit of a pickle.

川普一邊試圖強行通過這項「拯救我肥橘色屁股法案」給國會，這項法案將廢除郵寄選票，一邊卻又郵寄投票，這個想法讓共和黨領導人陷入了困境。

The squeaker of the House, Mike Johnson, was asked about this latest act of brazen hypocrisy and did a little tap dance around it.

眾議院議長 Mike Johnson 被問及這最新一樁厚顏無恥的偽善行為時，迴避了這個問題。

President Trump has railed against mail-in voting as rigged.

川普總統一直抨擊郵寄投票是舞弊的。

He said it's a form of cheating, um, as recently as Monday.

他說這是舞弊的一種形式，嗯，最晚是週一。

But in yesterday's special election in Florida, he voted by mail.

但在昨天佛羅裡達州的特別選舉中，他卻以郵寄方式投票。

你怎麼能發誓這兩句話是真的？

Look, I think some states have handled, uh, mail-in balloting well.

看，我認為有些州處理郵寄投票的方式不錯。

I think Florida's a good example of that.

我認為佛羅裡達州就是個好例子。

and they have great systems, but that is not true in other parts of the country,

而且他們有很棒的系統，但這在國家其他地方並不真實，

and that is the concern, especially in a state like California.

這就是令人擔憂的地方，尤其是在像加州這樣的州。

You know, Florida, as we all know, is very buttoned down, very normal, whereas California, uh, it's a madhouse.

你知道，佛羅裡達州，我們都知道，非常嚴謹，非常正常，而加州，嗯，簡直是個瘋人院。

The only thing Florida does better is get manatees addicted to meth, all right?

佛羅裡達唯一做得比較好的，就是讓海牛吸毒，好嗎？

If you're looking to buy a hot dog from a woman in a G-string, Florida is the place you want to be.

如果你想買一個穿著丁字褲的女人賣的熱狗，佛羅裡達就是你的首選。

不然的話，你待在這裡比較好。

We are now on day 26 of Operation Epic Fury,

我們現在進行到「史詩級憤怒行動」的第26天，

and while most of America doesn't seem to feel like it's going great, the president very much does, largely because, uh, according to NBC News, Trump gets a sizzle reel every day that only shows us attacking them.

雖然美國大部分人似乎覺得事情沒有進展得很順利，但總統卻這麼認為，很大程度上是因為，根據NBC新聞報導，川普每天都會收到一個只顯示我們攻擊他們的精彩影片。

It typically runs for about two minutes, sometimes longer.

它通常會播放大約兩分鐘，有時更長。

One official described the videos as a series of clips of stuff blowing up,

一位官員形容這些影片是各種炸毀目標的片段，

and these video briefings are said to be fueling concerns among some of Trump's allies that he might not be receiving or absorbing the complete picture of the war.

據說這些影片簡報加劇了川普一些盟友的擔憂，認為他可能沒有收到或吸收戰爭的完整情況。

He's only seeing the positive stuff, which helps to explain why he keeps saying, "We already won the war that is still going on." I mean, do you know how many lives and how much money we could save if we just quietly brought everyone home from Iran and showed him Call of Duty clips instead?

他只看到正面的東西，這也解釋了為什麼他一直說：「我們已經贏了這場仍在進行的戰爭。」我是說，你知道如果我們悄悄地把所有人都從伊朗帶回家，然後給他看《決勝時刻》的片段，可以省下多少生命和金錢嗎？

White House spokespeople Caroline Levitt released a statement pushing back on the story.

白宮發言人 Caroline Levitt 發表聲明反駁這篇報導。

She said anyone who has been present for conversations with President Trump knows he actively seeks and solicits the opinions of everyone in the room and expects full-throated honesty from all his top advisors.

她說，任何參與過與川普總統談話的人都知道，他積極尋求並徵求在場所有人的意見，並期望所有高級顧問都能坦誠相告。

I mean, this is the guy who said, "I know more about ISIS than all the generals." That's Donald—very collaborative, Donald Trump.

我是說，這就是那個說「我比所有將軍都更瞭解 ISIS」的人。這就是唐納——非常善於合作的唐納川普。

Every day, they're bringing him these fun little action movies of us blowing stuff up.

每天，他們都給他看我們炸毀目標的有趣小動作片。

Everyone's telling him how great he's doing.

He's got four whole cable networks dedicated to kissing his ass 24/7.

有四家電視臺全天候都在拍他馬屁。

His staff is terrified to ever bring him any bad news,

他的幕僚們害怕任何時候都要帶壞消息給他，

and he has the memory of a worm at the bottom of a bottle of Mescal.

而且他的記性跟梅斯卡爾酒瓶底下的蟲一樣差。

And this is the man in charge of sending our children to war, at least the ones whose dads don't have a good podiatrist to get them out of it.

而這個人竟然負責把我們的孩子送去打仗，至少那些爸爸沒有好的足科醫生能讓他們脫身的。

Our own government is making war propaganda videos for the person running the war.

我們自己的政府竟然在製作戰爭宣傳影片給正在打仗的人。

Even Kim Jong Un's like, "That's a bit much." I don't know.

連金正恩都覺得：「這有點太超過了。」我不知道。

By the way, that is another consequence of this war in Iran.

順帶一提，這也是伊朗戰爭的另一個後果。

The president's former pen pal, Kim Jong Un, says the lesson that he's learned is that you can't trust the sweet talk from the US,

總統以前的筆友金正恩說，他學到的教訓是，你不能相信美國的甜言蜜語，

and as a result, he says he's going to make sure North Korea's nuclear status is irreversible.

結果，他說他會確保北韓的核武地位是不可逆的。

So I guess Trump wrote all those love letters for no reason at all.

所以我想川普寫那些情書都白費了。

And to really rub it into his pumpkin face, Kim Jong Un was just reelected to a third term with 99.93% of the vote.

而且為了讓他難堪，金正恩剛以 99.93% 的得票率連任第三任期。

One of this war's biggest cheerleaders is Pete Hegseth.

這場戰爭最大的啦啦隊之一是 Pete Hegseth。

It must be a rush to go from lowly weekend cable news anchor to dropping giant bombs,

從一個不起眼的週末有線新聞主播，變成投下巨型炸彈，這感覺一定很刺激，

The president has made it clear that you will not have a nuclear weapon.

總統已經說得很清楚，你們不會擁有核武。

and so we're keeping our—our hand on that throttle, uh, as long as it's hard as it's necessary to ensure the interests of the United States and America are achieved.

所以我們會持續緊握油門，直到必要時，以確保美國的利益得以實現。

It's unclear what, if any, actual conversations are happening with Iran,

目前還不清楚是否真的有與伊朗進行任何實際對話，

but one thing we do know is they won't be happening with Jared Kushner, aka Sheldon Cooper's evil twin.

但我們確實知道的是，這些對話不會是透過 Jared Kushner，也就是 Sheldon Cooper 的邪惡雙胞胎進行的。

The Iranians have said they will not accept Jared Kushner or Trump's special envoy to the Middle East, Steve Witkoff, as negotiators.

伊朗人已經說過，他們不會接受 Jared Kushner 或川普派往中東的特使 Steve Witkoff 作為談判代表。

Uh, you know, the Iranians have a nickname for Jared.

嗯，你知道，伊朗人給 Jared 取了個綽號。

They call him the Sorrowful Broomstick, which sounds better in Farsi, but—and it's weird that the Iranians don't want to negotiate with Trump's son-in-law, whose primary job experience before this was holding Ivanka's purse.

他們稱他為「悲傷的掃帚」，這在波斯語裡聽起來比較好聽，但——伊朗人不想與川普的女婿談判，這點很奇怪，因為他在此之前的主要工作經驗是拿著 Ivanka 的皮包。