Name: 柯南調侃Sona遲到錄音室 | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend (Conan Teases Sona For Being Late To The Studio | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2026-03-17T16:38:15.000Z
Duration: 6 min 6 s

We just taped an interview that you weren't here for.

我們剛錄完一個你沒在的訪談。

So if it's not, I'm like, if it's not there, I don't know it's happening.

所以如果沒有的話，我就會想說，如果它不在那裡，我就不知道它正在發生。

I write in it with my, like, I like, you know, of fireman with no shirt on.

然後我用我的，你知道，像那種沒穿上衣的消防員那樣寫進去。

That's the kind of calendar I picture you having.

這就是我腦中你會有那種日曆的樣子。

But then there's other calendars that get sent that do have it on there, and

但也有其他寄來的日曆上面有寫，然後，

There was a show about male dancers that you were obsessed with.

有一檔關於男舞者的節目，你超迷的。

Did you have a gigolo calendar back in the day?

I pictured you having, like, a gigolo calendar or a shirtless fireman calendar, or now a heated rivalry calendar.

我本來以為你會有，像是男妓日曆，或是裸上半身的消防員日曆，或是現在這種競爭激烈的日曆。

And then the problem is you get so distracted by the hunks that you don't write things down every time you go, oh, I'll write down, I've got to be in there for that interview for the podcast.

然後問題是，你太被這些帥哥吸引了，以至於你沒有每次都寫下來，你心想，噢，我得記下來，我得去參加那個播客的訪談。

And then you look up and it's one of the shirtless hunks from heated rivalry, and you go.

然後你抬頭一看，發現是「激烈競爭」裡面的其中一個裸上半身的帥哥，你就說。

And then you forget and you just write, blither, blather, bluther.

然後你就忘了，然後你就只寫，囉哩囉嗦，囉哩囉嗦，囉哩囉嗦。

對啊，不然就是我直接流口水弄髒它。

But maybe that's my system for putting things in my calendar.

但也許這就是我把事情記在日曆上的方法。

Two butts means I gotta get into the podcast.

兩個屁股代表我要來做 Podcast 了。

Three butts means I've gotta go see my orthopedic surgeon.

三個屁股代表我要去看骨科醫生了。

Yeah, it's the butt code for my calendar.

Look, but then also today, and then you use different things.

看，但今天也是，然後你用不同的東西。

There's some butts, there's some penises.

Is Mikey and Charlie need to get their shots?

The ancient Incas used knotted string instead of recorded language, and it worked fine.

古老的印加人使用打結的繩子代替書面語言，而且效果很好。

Sona 使用一連串的屁股和雞雞。

And I mean, when you published your Version of King.

我的意思是，當你發布你的 King 版本時。

People are going to look at my calendars thousands of years from now.

幾千年後人們還會看我的日曆。

And they're going to be relics of butts and penises.

然後它們會變成屁股和陰莖的遺物。

It exactly explains the solar system and the movements of the sun.

它精確地解釋了太陽系和太陽的運行。

我覺得這是一個很特別的系統。

Anyway, so I went to a workout class this morning.

反正，我今天早上上了一堂健身課。

Anyway, aside from my ancient Incan or Aztec calendar of butts and dicks.

不管怎樣，撇開我那關於屁股和雞雞的古老印加或阿茲特克曆法不說。

I went to work out this morning, and I was driving somewhere, and

我今天早上去了健身房，開車去某個地方，然後

then I got a text from Blay, which is one of the scary texts to get when you work.

我就收到 Blay 的簡訊，這是在工作時會收到的那種有點可怕的簡訊。

And I'm like, oh, I'm supposed to be somewhere right now.

然後我就想說，哦，我現在應該在某個地方。

And then I called and I found out, but I look like.

然後我打電話問，結果發現，但我看起來。

I feel like I'm really wishing you didn't have so many subscribers on YouTube right now.

我覺得我真的很希望你現在在 YouTube 上沒有那麼多訂閱者。

I want to know what your workout is, because in the whole time I've known you, you've never said to me, I'm off to the gym for my workout.

我想知道你的健身計畫是什麼，因為在我認識你的這段時間裡，你從來沒有跟我說過，我要去健身房做我的運動。

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柯南調侃Sona遲到錄音室 | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend (Conan Teases Sona For Being Late To The Studio | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)

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