Name: 川普自豪談就讀長春藤名校：「我真的非常聰明」！ (Trump Brags About Attending Ivy League: “I’m Real Smart”)
Uploaded: 2026-03-15T21:41:18.000Z
Duration: 15 min 49 s

Now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news.

那麼，如果你不介意的話，我們要來聊新聞了。

President Trump said yesterday he will tap the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to help lower, excuse me, energy costs.

川普總統昨天說，他將動用戰略石油儲備來幫助降低，抱歉，能源成本。

Because if there's one thing he knows how to do, it's conserve energy.

因為如果有一件事他很懂的話，那就是節約能源。

During his event yesterday in Kentucky, President Trump said that he personally chose the name Operation Epic from a list of about 20 options.

川普總統昨天在 Kentucky 的活動中表示，他從大約 20 個選項中親自挑選了 Operation Epic 這個名字。

During the same event, President Trump praised a group of attendees who have gone to hundreds of his rallies.

在同一場活動中，川普總統稱讚了一群參加了他數百場造勢大會的與會者。

Said to aide, that's your Secret Service.

President Trump also said that he went to the Wharton School of Financ and added, quote, that means I'm real smart.

川普總統也說他去了華頓商學院，並補充說，引述他的話，「這表示我很聰明」。

I think if you were, you'd know the word very.

我覺得如果你是，你就會知道「非常」這個詞。

During yesterday's rally, boxer and social media influencer Jake Paul said that President Trump taught him to, quote, never back down from a fight, even if they're much bigger than you or even if they're old enough to be your grandpa.

在昨天的造勢大會上，拳擊手兼社群媒體影響者 Jake Paul 表示，川普總統教他引述他的話，「永遠不要退縮，即使對方比你大很多，或是年紀大到可以當你爺爺」。

President Trump was set to speak today at a Women's History Month event.

川普總統今天預計出席一場婦女歷史月活動。

And long story short, now Carmen Electra is $20 bill.

總之，現在 Carmen Electra 價值 20 美元。

While speaking yesterday at an infrastructure summit, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said, quote, you should be able to have your 14 year old daughter get on a Metro train in New York City at 7 o' clock at night and feel safe.

昨天在基礎設施峰會上發言時，交通部長 Sean Duffy 表示，引述他的話，「你應該能讓 14 歲的女兒晚上 7 點在紐約市搭乘 Metro train，並且感到安全」。

And there's no way in hell I would ever put my daughter on the MTA in New York.

我絕對不會讓我的女兒搭乘紐約的 MTA。

If you want to be safe on the subway, don't call it the Metro train.

如果你想在地鐵上感到安全，就不要叫它 Metro train。

That's how they know you're from out of town.

這就是他們知道你是外地人的方式。

Pizza Hut announced yesterday that it's hiring a first of its kind, official Hut Crust connoisseur who will taste and review the chain's pizza crusts.

Pizza Hut 昨天宣佈，他們正在招聘一個史上首創、官方的 Hut Crust connoisseur，負責品嚐和評論這家連鎖店的披薩餅皮。

And don't worry, they found someone with years of experience.

而且別擔心，他們找到了一個經驗豐富的人選。

A Triceratops skeleton will go up for auction next week and is expected to sell for more than $4 million to no, said Nick Cage's accountant, but

一副三角龍骨骼下週將進行拍賣，預計售價超過 400 萬美元，不是，尼可拉斯凱吉的會計師說的，但是

Chipotle is set tomorrow to offer customers with tattoos.

Chipotle 明天將提供有刺青的顧客。

Buy one, get one free entrees from 3 to 4pm While customers without tattoos will probably just go somewhere nicer, I got a tattoo.

下午 3 點到 4 點買一送一主餐，沒有刺青的顧客可能會去別家比較好的地方，我有刺青。

Chipotle 明天要提供有刺青的顧客。

Buy one, get one free entrees from 3 to 4pm you gotta be kidding me.

下午 3 點到 4 點買一送一主餐，你開玩笑吧。

You see the fantastic actors, you know, from Schmigadoon and Pushing Daisies, as well as her unforgettable work on Broadway and shows such as Wicked and you're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.

你看那些很棒的演員，他們演過 Schmigadoon 和 Pushing Daisies，還有她在百老匯令人難忘的作品，像是 Wicked 和 you're a Good Man, Charlie Brown。

The season finale of her new series Stumble airs this Friday night on NBC with all episodes streaming the next day on Peacock.

她新影集 Stumble 的最終季將於本週五晚間在 NBC 播出，所有集數隔天都會在 Peacock 上架。

Everybody, you know him from people we meet on vacation and the Hunger Games, the Ballad of Songbirds and snakes.

各位，你們認識他，因為他演了我們在度假時遇到的人，還有飢餓遊戲：鳴鳥與蛇之歌。

He's currently starring in the new thriller Wasteman, which is in theaters April 17th.

他目前正在演出新的驚悚片 Wasteman，將於 4 月 17 日在戲院上映。

I think it's cause I get a waste man or Wasteman.

我想是因為我拿到 waste man 或 Wasteman。

And then I was like, I think I said that wrong and then I blew Tom Blythe's name.

然後我就想，我覺得我說錯了，然後我就把 Tom Blythe 的名字搞砸了。

You know what really is I'm thinking about the time I got a tattoo with Dua Lipa.

說到這個，我想到我跟 Dua Lipa 一起刺青的那次。

The Trump administration Republicans say the Iran war is both a short excursion and a longer war.

川普政府的共和黨人說，伊朗戰爭既是短期行動，也是長期戰爭。

And it's pretty much complete and it's also just beginning.

而且它幾乎完成了，同時也才剛開始。

And high oil prices are a sacrifice we have to make.

而高油價是我們必須付出的代價。

And also high oil prices are actually a good thing.

But we might have to stay for four days or five weeks or six months to open the Strait of Hormuz for oil tankers because if it stays closed, oil prices are coming down, we'll go up and we'll lose the war we've already won.

但我們可能得待上四天、五週或六個月來為油輪打開荷姆茲海峽，因為如果它關閉，油價就會下跌，我們就會上漲，而且我們會輸掉我們已經贏得的戰爭。

For more on this, it's time for a closer look.

想了解更多，是時候深入探討了。

A majority of Americans say the Trump administration has not clearly explained the goal of war with Iran.

大多數美國人認為川普政府沒有清楚說明與伊朗開戰的目標。

But that's frustrating to me because it just proves you haven't been listening.

但這讓我覺得很沮喪，因為這證明你根本沒在聽。

The Trump administration has been clear from the beginning that the goal of the war is stopping Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon.

川普政府從一開始就說得很清楚，戰爭的目標是阻止伊朗取得核武。

Or it's about regime change or it's about freedom for the Iranian people.

或是關於政權更迭，或是關於伊朗人民的自由。

Or it's about destroying their ballistic missile factories.

或是關於摧毀他們的彈道飛彈工廠。

Or it's because Iran posed an imminent threat.

或是因為伊朗構成迫在眉睫的威脅。

或是因為以色列逼我們這麼做。

Or it's because this whole time, Lindsey Graham has been a trickster God sent here to sow chaos by convincing Trump to go to war.

或是因為這整段時間，Lindsey Graham 一直是個搗亂的邪神，他透過說服川普開戰來這裡散播混亂。

I've been a Loki this whole time, and my meemaw's a frost giant.

我這整段時間都是 Loki，而我奶奶是霜巨人。

He's just a waiter walking around the party offering hors d'.

他就像個服務生在派對上走來走去，提供開胃菜。

It tastes the same, but the sleeves make it look disconcerting.

吃起來一樣，但袖子讓它看起來有點令人不安。

Everyone's been harping on the man, asking him boring questions like, how long is this war going to take?

大家都在煩他，問他無聊的問題，像是這場戰爭會打多久？

He's giving you a bunch of different options.

He told Axios this war could end in two to three days with a deal.

他告訴 Axios，這場戰爭可以在兩到三天內達成協議結束。

Then he told the New York Times, four to five weeks of fighting.

然後他告訴紐約時報，可能會打四到五週的仗。

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