Name: 丹尼斯·利瑞和柯南大談愛爾蘭食物的恐怖回憶 | 柯南需要朋友 (Denis Leary & Conan Swap Irish Food Horror Stories | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2026-03-15T16:36:24.000Z
Duration: 9 min 9 s

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There's this life that I knew growing up, and it's.

我從小認識的一種生活，就是這樣。

每個在麻州的人都是愛爾蘭人。

And, you know, we don't get to choose what our makeup is.

然後，你知道的，我們無法選擇自己的組成。

And it's so interesting to me how comedy was just.

讓我覺得很有趣的是，喜劇就是。

I don't know, it just felt like a cellular thing.

我不知道，感覺就像一種天生的特質。

You've probably had this experience where I hung out with some Irish comics in Dublin, and

你可能也有過這種經驗，我在都柏林跟一些 Irish comics 混，

And then we decided to go into town and get a drink.

然後我們就決定進城去喝一杯。

We hailed a cab, and the cab driver was funnier than any of us.

我們叫了臺計程車，結果那個 cab driver 比我們任何一個人還好笑。

I know from what I've heard you say before, I know in my family, this is true.

我從你之前說過的話聽起來，我知道在我家，這也是真的。

And so I'm sure your family was the same thing.

And really funny stories and people just laughing their asses off around the table eating some of the unhealthiest food that you can imagine.

然後就是很多好笑的故事，大家圍著餐桌笑到不行，吃著你想像中最不健康的食物。

I keep waiting for the surgeon general to say, you know, ham is fried.

我一直在等衛生局長說，你知道的，火腿是炸的。

I remember there was an Italian family that lived next door, the Corelli's.

我記得隔壁住著一個義大利家庭，Corelli's。

Their mother used to cook, like, while you were out playing football or baseball or street hockey in the street in the summertime, she would come out with homemade pizza or.

他們的媽媽以前都會煮，你知道，夏天你在外面玩 football 或 baseball 或 street hockey 的時候，她就會端出 homemade pizza 或。

真的，我的意思是，簡直難以置信。

My brother ended up marrying an Italian girl.

我哥哥最後娶了一個 Italian girl。

My brother was like, you know, mom, Mrs. Corelli makes the best.

我哥哥就說，你知道嗎，媽媽，Corelli's 做的最好吃。

And she's like, I can make pasta, I can make spaghetti.

然後她就說，我會做 pasta，我會做 spaghetti。

然後有一天晚上，她就做了這個。

And she was lucid right up to the end, but she was Irish cook.

而且她到最後都很清醒，但她是位 Irish cook。

You remember Don Gavin, the comedian from Boston?

你還記得 Don Gavin 嗎？那位來自 Boston 的 comedian？

He was like, I was eating my mother's food, and

他說：「我正在吃我媽媽做的菜，然後

my brother turned to me and said, this tastes like shit.

我弟弟轉頭對我說，這吃起來像狗屎。」

然後我說：「你居然嚐得出來。」

What I remember very clearly is my mom would say, wanted to make.

我很清楚記得的是，我媽會說，她想做。

She used to make spaghetti with meat sauce, she thought was spaghetti meat sauce.

她以前會做 spaghetti with meat sauce，她以為那就是 spaghetti meat sauce。

Basically what it was was many packages of hamburger meat that are fried up in a giant.

基本上就是把很多 hamburger meat 煎起來，放在一個大鍋裡。

And then you put some pasta in there and there was.

然後你放一些 pasta 進去，裡面還有。

I don't even know if there was sauce, but for years.

我甚至不知道有沒有醬汁，但好多年來。

But I thought that that was spaghetti with meat sauce.

但我以為那就是 spaghetti with meat sauce。

然後我，你知道，終於離家，然後

then I'm in New York and I go to an Italian restaurant.

我到了紐約，去了一家義大利餐廳。

I think I was berating a waiter like, sir, there should be six hamburgers.

我想我當時在責備一個服務生，說，先生，這裡應該要有六個漢堡。

There should be at least three pounds of ground beef that's been fried in this.

這裡應該要有至少三磅的絞肉，而且要煎過。

I mean, basically I thought it was a burger and there's too much flavor.

我的意思是，基本上我以為這就是漢堡，而且味道太濃了。

And also then my brother married an ital.

然後我哥哥也娶了一位義大利。

There was a lot of Italians in the neighborhood.

我們唸了十二年的同一所學校。

So you had all these different Puerto Ricans, these different kinds of food, and

所以你有很多不同族裔的波多黎各人，還有各種不同的食物，

every night you're eating stuff that you can't taste.

每天晚上你都吃著嚐不出味道的東西。

And then on Fridays when they have fish, it's fish sticks.

然後到了星期五有魚的時候，就是炸魚條。

還有我爸把番茄醬淋在義大利麵上。

I mean, I mean, what, where, where do we live?

我是說，我是說，什麼，在哪裡，我們住在哪裡？

And like, you're like, listen, go out the back door on the porch and look across at the porch across the alley.

然後就像，你就會說，聽著，從後門出去到門廊，然後看看巷子對面的門廊。

There's Puerto Rican people eating really good food.

那裡有波多黎各人在吃很棒的食物。

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