Name: 川普宣稱伊朗戰爭即將結束！還暗示學校爆炸案不是美國做的？賀蓋斯豪擲數十億美元！ (Trump Claims Iran War Will End Soon, Suggests School Bombing Wasn’t U.S. & Hegseth Blows Billions)
Uploaded: 2026-03-12T21:36:22.000Z
Duration: 13 min 36 s

Thank you for watching Lady Juliet at our home in beautiful Hollywood, California.

感謝大家收看 Lady Juliet 在我們美麗的加州好萊塢的家。

And let me tell you, you picked a good night to turn us on.

而且我跟你說，你們今晚打開電視真是選對了。

You picked a very good night to be here with us.

你們今晚跟我們一起在這裡真是太好了。

The most famous carpenter since Dare I See Jesus himself.

自從耶穌本人以來最有名氣的木匠。

Harrison Ford 今晚跟我們在一起。

I love to see him pop up on the real Air Force One, say, get off my plane.

我喜歡看他在真正的空軍一號上出現，然後說，下我的飛機。

We are now on day 11 of Java, the Pizza Hut's war on Iran.

我們現在來到 Java 的第 11 天，是必勝客對伊朗的戰爭。

Trump said yesterday the war could end very soon, which would be encouraging had he not also told us he'd end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours.

川普昨天說戰爭可能很快就會結束，如果他沒有跟我們說過他會在 24 小時內結束烏克蘭戰爭，這倒是令人振奮。

The price of oil and as a result, gasoline has skyrocketed over the past 10 days.

過去 10 天，油價隨之而來的汽油價格飆升。

So much so that some of Trump's advisers now want him to declare victory and pull out like he should have done the night Eric was conceived.

甚至到了川普的一些顧問現在希望他宣佈勝利並像艾瑞克出生那天晚上應該做的那樣撤軍。

Maybe they can go to Kinko's and print up a banner that says mission accomplished, too.

也許他們可以去 Kinko's 打印一面寫著「任務達成」的旗幟。

That is basically what he is going to do.

He's going to make a huge mess and walk away like it's the new toilet in the Lincoln bathroom.

他會搞得一團糟然後拍拍屁股走人，就像林肯浴室裡那個新的馬桶一樣。

Trump claims we are way ahead of schedule on the war.

He's got a schedule, which means it should be over just around the time we see his taxes and the the rest of the Trump Epstein files.

他有個時程表，這意味著戰爭應該會在我們看到他的稅單和其餘的川普愛潑斯坦檔案時結束。

Ironically, this war he launched to distract us from those could turn out to be more damaging to him than the Trump Epstein files themselves.

諷刺的是，這場他發動來轉移我們對那些事情注意力的戰爭，可能會對他造成比川普愛潑斯坦檔案本身更大的傷害。

that would mean he'd have to come up with another distraction from the war.

這意味著他得想出另一個轉移我們對戰爭注意力的辦法。

And if you do need that, Mr. President, I got a good war.

總統先生，如果你需要的話，我這裡有個好戰爭。

Release the unreleased Trump Epstein files.

公佈那些還沒公開的川普愛潑斯坦檔案。

Our Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, is trying to calm those concerned about the duration of this war.

我們的戰爭部長 Pete Hegseth，正試圖安撫那些擔心這場戰爭持續時間的人。

He said, I want the American people to understand this is not endless.

他說，我希望美國人民明白，這不是無止盡的。

And that's straight from the creep in charge of the mission himself.

這句話直接來自負責任務的那個「擴張者」本人。

So Hegseth said today would be the most intense day of strikes on Iran.

所以 Hegseth 今天說，將會是攻擊伊朗最激烈的一天。

I think one of the things that's most troubling about this is how excited Pete Hegseth gets to bomb people.

我覺得這件事最令人不安的一點是，Pete Hegseth 對轟炸別人時有多興奮。

Like, he would do it even if he wasn't getting paid just for the love of it, just for the hell of it.

就像，就算沒人付錢，他也會做，純粹是出於喜愛，純粹是為了好玩。

But he is getting paid and he's spending a lot of money.

但他確實有拿到錢，而且他花了很多錢。

There was a report from a government watchdog group that says Pete Hagseth blew through $93 billion in September of last year alone.

一份政府監督報告指出，光是去年九月，Pete Hegseth 就揮霍了九百三十億美元。

He spent $2 million of taxpayer money on Alaskan king crab.

他花了兩百萬納稅錢買阿拉斯加帝王蟹。

He spent 6.9 million on lobster tail, $140,000 on donuts, 124,000 on ice cream machines, 26,000 on sushi preparation tables, and

他花了六百九十萬買龍蝦尾，十四萬買甜甜圈，十二萬四千買冰淇淋機，兩萬六千買壽司準備桌，還有

I want you to just put this in your head for a second.

Can you imagine the size of the egg Sean Hannity would lay if a Democrat had spent millions of dollars on lobster tails and sushi preparation tables, he would never walk again.

你能想像嗎？如果有個民主黨花了數百萬美元買龍蝦尾和壽司準備桌，肖恩·漢尼提會產下多大的蛋，他將再也站不起來。

The President also spent more Pentagon rather on furniture last year than they have over the whole past decade.

總統去年在傢俱上的花費也比過去十年總和還要多。

But that's because the Vice President humped all their couches into disrepair.

但那是因為副總統把他們的沙發都弄壞了。

$12,000 on fruit basket stands, which is so funny.

花了 12,000 美元買水果籃架，這真是太好笑了。

You know, he's been going around saying, we're making the military manly again.

你知道，他一直在說，我們要讓軍隊再次陽剛。

Where is the stand for my basket of fruit?

Yesterday, Iran announced that their new Supreme Leader, who is the son of their old Supreme, Mujtaba Khamenei, who is 56 years old, it's weird that I'm older than the Ayatollah.

昨天，伊朗宣佈他們的新最高領袖是他們前任最高領袖的兒子，56歲的穆吉塔巴·哈梅內伊，我竟然比大阿亞圖拉還年輕，這真奇怪。

I have to say, when he was a freshman at Ayatollah school, I was a junior.

我得說，他讀大阿亞圖拉學校時，我還是學長。

There was a big celebration when this guy was picked.

這位仁兄被選上時，大家還大肆慶祝。

Thousands of supporters of the regime filled the streets.

政權的數千名支持者擠滿了街道。

But the new Supreme Leader himself is said to be nowhere to be seen.

但據說新任最高領袖本人卻神龍見首不見尾。

If I had that job, I'd be nowhere to be seen too.

如果我做那個工作，我大概也會神龍見首不見尾。

I mean, by Atolla, I will never see any of you again.

我是說，以阿圖拉之名，我再也見不到你們了。

This war is said to be costing us a billion dollars a day, which of course was not a part of the MAGA platform.

這場戰爭據說一天要花我們十億美元，這當然不是 MAGA 政策的一部分。

And so when Trump's special envoy to the Middle East, Steve Witkoff, was asked if he could explain that to Americans, he couldn't.

所以當川普的中東特使史提夫·威特科夫被問到是否能向美國人解釋時，他做不到。

What do you say, people, to Steve, Americans who, you know, are struggling, they're worried about higher gas prices, higher grocery prices.

各位，你對史提夫，對那些你知道，正在掙扎、擔心汽油價格上漲、雜貨價格上漲的美國人有什麼話要說？

What do you say to them about why this is so critical for the US to be doing what it is doing in Iran right now?

你們對他們有什麼話要說，為什麼美國現在在伊朗做的事情如此關鍵？

I say to them, Sarah, that if they have children, think about what this world would look like if you didn't have Donald Trump as the president.

我告訴他們，莎拉，如果他們有孩子，想想如果沒有唐納·川普當總統，這個世界會是什麼樣子。

Usually we think about it when we're praying.

通常我們會在禱告的時候想到。

All the hench monsters are making the rounds on cable trying to sell this war.

那些幫凶們都在電視上到處宣傳，試圖推銷這場戰爭。

We even got a visit from a character from the Trump reverse that we haven't seen for a while.

我們甚至還遇到一位來自川普陣營、很久沒見的人物來訪。

Trump's favorite former real estate attorney turned now expert on foreign wars, Alina Haba.

川普最喜歡的前房地產律師，現在成了外國戰爭專家，艾琳娜·哈巴。

And frankly, President Trump should be commended for being the only one with the cahoots, frankly, to go after them, not just for America, but

而且說實話，川普總統應該受到讚揚，因為他是唯一一個有膽識，說實話，去對付他們的人，不只是為了美國，

You know, she used to be a waitress at Cahooters.

妳知道嗎，她以前在 Cahooters 當過服務生。

But I am sure that was the only nonsensical screw up she made in the interview today.

但我確定這是她今天面試中唯一一次離譜的搞砸。

So the fact that they're trying to spin this into a midterm situation is beyond the pale of ridiculous and frankly, not surprising by them.

所以他們試圖把這件事變成期中考的說法，實在太荒謬了，老實說，我一點也不意外。

But I think if you look at Kamala Harris's.

但我覺得如果你看看 Kamala Harris 的。

If you look at polls, Kamala Harris comments of desperation at Reggie Jackson's funeral.

如果你看看民調，Kamala Harris 在 Reggie Jackson 的葬禮上說的絕望言論。