Name: 《 kim's Convenience 》 演員 Appa 的爆笑集錦！ (Appa's best moments | Kim's Convenience)
Uploaded: 2026-03-10T03:05:34.000Z
Duration: 9 min 24 s

Kim先生，你有同性戀恐懼症嗎？

Mr. Kim, this is discrimination against the homos and it's a hate crime and I'm gonna report it.

Kim先生，這是歧視同性戀者，而且是仇恨犯罪，我要去舉報。

如果我是同性戀者，homo pedic，那為什麼。

You should find the model and the panty Appa.

所以如果我停下來，你就表現出來，也停下來。

Well, why don't you tell me what you're going for and I'll tell you how you can sort of achieve that.

好吧，你為什麼不告訴我你想要什麼，我會告訴你怎麼達成。

Look, in my funeral photo, I want to be looking successful.

聽著，在我葬禮照片裡，我希望看起來很成功。

What about a fat Asian gay man with long straight hair and a black lesbian with a ponytail and cowboy boots together?

那一個留著長直髮的肥胖亞洲同性戀男子，和一個綁著馬尾、穿著 કૌબોય બૂટ 的黑人女同性戀者在一起呢？

Ah, but there are Asians who are gay, you know.

啊，但你知道，也有同性戀的亞洲人啊。

我知道，但同性戀的亞洲人從來不胖。

只有瘦的亞洲人才是同性戀者。

沒有了唉聲嘆氣，就不是那回事了。

Not Y2K, but maybe asteroid, Ebola, Robot uprising.

不是 Y2K，可能是小行星、伊波拉、機器人叛亂。

How will you know any of that stuff's happening if you don't have a tv?

如果沒有電視，你怎麼會知道這些事情正在發生？

Wouldn't it be easier if you brought it back yourself?

你自己拿回來不是比較方便嗎？

就像你說的，親愛的，袋子很有趣。

更像是個可愛的荷蘭男孩的有趣。

God, it looks like you got in a fight with a preschooler.

天啊，看起來你跟學齡前兒童打了一架。

What would you say if I told you I had two tickets to tonight's Jays game?

如果我告訴你我今晚有兩張藍鳥隊的比賽門票，你會怎麼說？

Club seats, private access and I'd like you to be my guest.

貴賓席，私人通道，而且我想邀請你當我的客人。

I hope Bernice has the same reaction you taking your ex wife to K.

我希望 Bernice 對你帶前妻去 K. 的反應也一樣。

And if you work hard one day I step to your store.

如果你努力工作，總有一天我會到你店裡。

You let me eat a snack made with a murder knife.

你讓我在一把謀殺用的刀子做的點心裡吃東西。

請說「刺殺」，不是「謀殺」。

I let you eat snack with attempt murder knife.

我讓你吃一把企圖謀殺用的刀子做的點心。

Why do you think it was used for the stabbing?

你為什麼覺得那把刀是用來刺殺的？

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《 kim's Convenience 》演員 Appa 的爆笑集錦！ (Appa's best moments | Kim's Convenience)

《 kim's Convenience 》 演員 Appa 的爆笑集錦！ (Appa's best moments | Kim's Convenience)

《 kim's Convenience 》演員 Appa 的爆笑集錦！ (Appa's best moments | Kim's Convenience)