Name: Mike 和 Harvey 的史詩級兄弟情 | 律師 बहनों 🎬 (Mike and Harvey's Epic Bromance | Suits)
Uploaded: 2026-02-26T09:37:43.000Z
Duration: 22 min 21 s

How the hell did you know they were the police?

One of them dresses as a bellhop, the other is a man in a suit, and

其中一個打扮成旅館服務生，另一個是西裝男，

What kind of drug dealer asks a cop what time it is when he's got a briefcase full of pot?

什麼樣的毒販會在手上拿著一整箱大麻時，還去問警察幾點？

I'd give you the 25 grand as a signing bonus.

Unfortunately, we only hire from Harvard.

And you not only did not go to Harvard Law School, but

而且你不但沒讀過哈佛法學院，

What if I told you that I consume knowledge like no one you've ever met and I've actually passed the bar?

如果我告訴你，我吸收知識的速度無人能及，而且我其實已經通過律師考試了呢？

That's a Barbary legal handbook right there, right?

那是一本北非的法律手冊，對吧？

Civil liability associated with agency is based on several factors, including the deviation of the agent from his path, a reasonable inference of agency on behalf of the plaintiff, the nature of the damages themselves.

與代理相關的民事責任取決於幾個因素，包括代理人偏離其路徑、原告合理推斷的代理關係，以及損害本身的性質。

I learned it when I studied before the bar.

我在準備律師考試的時候學的。

好啦，厲害人物，把這臺筆記型電腦打開。

I'm gonna show you what a Harvard attorney can do.

我要讓你見識一下哈佛律師的本事。

Although backdating options is legal, violations arise related to disclosures under IRC section 409A.

雖然選擇權的追溯日期是合法的，但根據 IRC 第 409A 條款的揭露規定會產生違規行為。

The statute of limitations render Sarbanes oxley moot post 2007.

法定追訴期讓《沙賓法案》在 2007 年後失效。

Well, not if you can find actions to cover up the violation as established in the 6th Circuit, May 2008.

嗯，如果你能找到像第六巡迴法院 2008 年 5 月判決那樣，可以掩蓋違規行為的行動，那就另當別論。

That's impressive, but you're sitting at a computer playing hearts.

這很厲害，但你卻坐在電腦前玩橋牌。

If you want to beat me, you're gonna have to do it as something else.

如果你想贏我，你得換個身分才行。

And once I read something, I understand it.

一旦我讀了什麼，我就會理解。

And once I understand it, I never forget it.

一旦我理解了，我就永遠不會忘記。

This dickhead bet me I couldn't pass it without going to law school.

這傢伙跟我打賭，說我沒上過法學院就考不過。

Okay, look, this is all pretty fascinating stuff, but I'm afraid I gotta get back to work.

好啦，聽起來是很有趣啦，但我得回去工作了。

I'll make sure that Serpico isn't around waiting for you.

我會確保 Serpico 不會在外面等你。

You want this job so much, why don't you just go to law school?

你這麼想做這份工作，為什麼不去讀法學院？

When I was in college, it was my dream to be a lawyer.

我大學的時候，夢想就是當律師。

And Trevor convinced me to memorize this math test and sell it.

Trevor 說服我把這份數學考卷背下來賣掉。

Turns out we sold it to the dean's daughter.

結果我們賣給了系主任的女兒。

And I have been wishing for a way back ever since.

從那時候開始，我就一直希望能回到過去。

I will work as hard as it takes to school those Harvard douches and become the best lawyer you have ever seen.

我會拼盡全力，讓那些哈佛的自大鬼知道，我會成為你見過最厲害的律師。

Sometimes I like to hang out with people who aren't that bright.

有時候我喜歡跟沒那麼聰明的人混在一起。

You know, just to see how the other half lives.

你知道，只是想看看別人的生活是怎樣的。

All right, you're gonna start a week from Monday.

我猜這就是你做的所有藥物了。

You're Albert friggin Einstein and you couldn't manage to get into law school.

你這個愛因斯坦，竟然考不上法學院。

You're gonna dish that briefcase and you're gonna get on a plane to Harvard and you're gonna learn everything there is about going to law school there.

你會把那個公事包處理好，然後搭飛機去哈佛，在那裡學所有關於考法學院的知識。

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