Name: 川普在艾普斯坦檔案中出現「百萬次」！路特尼克坦承與艾普斯坦共進午餐｜每日秀 (Trump in Epstein Files "a Million Times" & Lutnick Admits Lunch with Epstein | The Daily Show)
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Tonight, King Charles deals with a royal pain in his ass.

今晚，King Charles 遇到了一個讓他很頭痛的皇家問題。

Howard Lutnick took his family to the world's worst all inclusive resorts.

Howard Lutnick 帶著家人去了世界上最糟的全包式度假村。

And they're the only thing whiter than that turning Point halftime show.

而它們是唯一比那個 Turning Point 中場秀還白的東西。

But first, let's get into the latest Epstein revelations in another installment of the very normal and not shady handling of the Epstein files.

但首先，讓我們來看看最新的 Epstein 爆料，這是 Epstein files 非常正常且不陰暗處理的最新一集。

We are now well into season five of the Epstein files and it's not ending anytime soon.

我們現在已經進入 Epstein files 的第五季了，而且短期內還不會結束。

Over in England, they've already devoted Prince Andrew down to street urchin Andrew, but

在英國那邊，他們已經把 Prince Andrew 貶到連街頭小混混 Andrew 了，但

Overseas, someone heckled King Charles today because of his brother Andrew's ties to the convicted sex offender and financier.

在國外，有人因為他的兄弟 Andrew 和那位被判刑的性犯罪者兼金融家有關聯，而對 King Charles 進行嗆聲。

Charles, how long have you known about Andrew and Epstein?

Charles，你認識 Andrew 和 Epstein 有多久了？

Have you been protecting Andrew for prosecution?

你是不是一直在保護 Andrew 讓他不用被起訴？

The new season of Billy on the street is dark.

Billy on the street 的新一季很黑暗。

And buddy, look, buddy, I gotta say, be careful.

而且老兄，聽著，老兄，我得說，小心點。

Sir Anthony Hopkins and Sir Elton John are going to.

Sir Anthony Hopkins 和 Sir Elton John 會。

Meanwhile, over here in America, members of Congress now have special access to the unredacted Epstein files.

同時，在美國這裡，國會議員現在可以特別取得未刪節的 Epstein files。

Although seeing how the redacted files already mentioned Donald Trump thousands of times, I doubt there's going to be anything new about him in the unredacted ones.

不過看看那些被刪節過的檔案已經提到了 Donald Trump 成千上萬次，我懷疑在未刪節的檔案裡不會有什麼關於他的新東西。

Axios reports that after Congressman Jamie Raskin reviewed the unredacted Epstein files, he said Donald Trump's name appears, quote, more than a million times.

Axios 報導說，國會議員 Jamie Raskin 在審閱了未刪節的 Epstein files 後表示，Donald Trump 的名字出現了，引述的話是「超過一百萬次」。

There's not even that many references to Hamlet in the play Hamlet.

連 Hamlet 這齣戲裡都沒有這麼多次提到 Hamlet。

Now, maybe Raskin is just being hyperbolic, but

現在，也許 Raskin 只是在誇大其詞，但

if this is true, wouldn't it just be easier to call this the Trump Files featuring Jeffrey Epstein?

如果這是真的，那直接叫「川普檔案之愛潑斯坦特別篇」不是更方便嗎？

I mean, just think about without the effort it took Trump's Justice Department to redact his name that many times.

說真的，想想川普的司法部要花多少工夫才能把他的名字塗掉這麼多次。

It's like trying to remove the pee from the water park at this point.

這就像是要把水上樂園的水排乾淨一樣難。

You just need to accept that it's in there and try not to think about it.

你就是得接受它在那裡，然後盡量別去想它。

But Donald Trump isn't the only member of the administration in the hot seat.

不過，川普不是唯一一個處境艱難的政府官員。

So is Howard Lutnick, Commerce Secretary and dad of a family staying at the White Lotus.

還有霍華德·路特尼克，他是商務部長，也是住在白蓮花飯店一家人的爸爸。

Now, a while back, he went on a podcast and he explained how he lived next door to Jeffrey Epstein, went to his house once in 2005, got the ick and never saw him again.

很久以前，他上了一個Podcast，解釋了他怎麼跟愛潑斯坦當鄰居，2005年去過他家一次，覺得很不舒服，之後就再也沒見過他了。

My wife and I decided that I will never be in the room with that disgusting person ever again.

我和我太太決定，我再也不要跟那個噁心的人待在同一個空間裡了。

I commend you, Howard, for your moral clarity.

我讚賞你，霍華德，你的道德標準很清楚。

Just to be crystal clear, there was no part of you that was even just a little bit curious about Jeffrey Epstein.

為了讓大家完全清楚，你對傑佛瑞·愛潑斯坦一點點好奇心都沒有嗎？

And if a man who works every day next to Stephen Miller thinks you're gross, wow, that is truly saying something.

如果一個每天都跟 Stephen Miller 在一起工作的人覺得你很噁心，哇，那真的很有份量。

And so, with his conscience clear, Secretary Lutnick carried his innocent heart to the Senate this morning to testify on broadband deployment.

所以，Secretary Lutnick 懷著清白的良心，今天早上帶著一顆純潔的心到參議院，就寬頻部署作證。

Senator Van Hollen, I see you have a question perhaps, about fiber optic cable.

參議員 Van Hollen，我看到您或許有個關於光纖的問題。

Why did the Epstein file show you coordinating a meeting and planning a visit with Jeffrey Epstein on his private island in December 2012?

為什麼 Epstein files 顯示您在 2012 年 12 月與 Jeffrey Epstein 在他的私人島嶼協調會議並計畫拜訪？

This is Howard One and Don Lutnick you're talking about here.

你現在說的是 Howard One 和 Don Lutnick。

There's no way that seven years after saying he would never see Epstein again that he visited him on his private island.

不可能，在他說再也不見 Epstein 七年後，他竟然還去他的私人島嶼拜訪。

Okay, Howie, Howie, set this guy straight.

好啦，Howie，Howie，讓這位先生說清楚。

I did have lunch with him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation.

我確實有跟他吃午餐，那時候我正在船上，準備去度假。

喔，Howie，你這樣讓我的心都碎了。

What was it all the one and the dud and the gross and the gross?

那些什麼 one、dud、gross、gross 的，到底是什麼意思？

Was eating with a sex criminal your only option for lunch hour?

跟一個性犯罪者吃午餐是你唯一的選擇嗎？

You couldn't have tried making a PB and J just once?

你就不能試著自己做個花生醬果醬三明治嗎？

And the fact that you went there on a boat makes it so much worse.

而且你還是搭船過去的，這讓事情變得更糟。

I mean, if you ran into him at a potbelly's and he said, sit down, I would understand.

我的意思是，如果你在一家小店遇到他，然後他說，坐下來，我還能理解。

But you actively navigated a ship towards the band.

但你卻主動開船去找那個壞蛋。

You're on there shouting, captain, raise the sail and set a course for pedophile island.

你卻在船上大喊，船長，升起帆，朝戀童癖島前進。

Howard, look, man, I don't think I could be more disappointed in you.

Howard，看著我，老兄，我真的無法對你更失望了。

My wife was with me, as were my four children and nannies.

我老婆當時也在，我的四個小孩和保母也都在。

然後我帶著我所有的孩子離開了。

Just to be clear, Howard Lutnick went from I never saw that gross man again to okay, I did visit his island to hey, back off.

說清楚一點，Howard Lutnick 從「我再也沒見過那個噁心男」變成「好吧，我確實去過他的島」然後又變成「嘿，別再煩我了」。

我帶著我所有的孩子離開了，好嗎？

Maybe I shouldn't be too harsh on Howard Let he, who has never sworn he cut ties with a convicted sex offender, only to later dock his private yacht onto a private sex island for a quick lunch before continuing his family vacation with not one, but

或許我不該對 Howard Lutnick 太苛責，他從未發誓斷絕與定罪性犯罪者的關係，卻在之後把私人遊艇停靠在私人性愛島上享用午餐，然後帶著不只一個，

還有好幾個 Danny 們繼續家庭旅遊。

I just hope this is the only hero I have who has been besmirched by the Epstein files.

我只希望這是我唯一一個被 Epstein files 玷汙過的英雄。

New questions tonight about former Montana State professor and paleontologist Jack Horner, the scientist who helped inspire Jurassic Park.

今晚有關於前蒙大拿州立大學教授、古生物學家 Jack Horner 的新問題，他就是啟發《侏羅紀公園》的科學家。

喔，Jack，不是你啦，小 Jack Horner。

In emails released from 2012, Horner thanks Epstein and the girls for hosting him at the Financiers New Mexico ranch.

在 2012 年釋出的電子郵件中，Horner 感謝 Epstein 和那些女孩們招待他到 Financiers 新墨西哥州的牧場。

He describes the property's geology, even mentioning its potential for fossils.

他描述了該地的地質，甚至提到了其化石潛力。

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