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Let's kick things off with something uplifting.

冬季奧林匹克運動會正在火熱進行中，

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if there's one thing I love, it's those post victory interviews where medal winners from around the world just radiate pure joy.

如果說有什麼是我最喜歡的，那就是賽後採訪時，來自世界各地的獎牌得主散發出的純粹喜悅。

Congratulations so much on Olympic bronze.

好的，這喜悅的程度比我預期的少了一點。

That was Norway's Sturla Homme Lagarde, who won bronze in the biathlon, but he got a bronze.

那是挪威選手 Sturla Homme Lagarde，他在現代兩項比賽中贏得了銅牌，不過他拿到的是銅牌。

I mean, I know it's not gold, but it's still bronze.

我的意思是，我知道這不是金牌，但它還是銅牌啊。

Half a year ago, I met the love of my life, the world's most beautiful, finest person.

半年前，我遇到了我的此生摯愛，世界上最美、最棒的人。

And three months ago, I made my biggest mistake, which was cheating on her.

而三個月前，我犯了我最大的錯誤，那就是背叛了她。

Okay, not how I would have celebrated in a post game interview.

好吧，這不是我在賽後採訪時會有的慶祝方式。

I would have gone with a thank you, mom and dad or a thank you, God, but, you know, instead you went with guess what, world?

我可能會說謝謝爸媽，或是謝謝上帝，但你知道的，你卻是跟全世界說，猜猜看？

Buddy, buddy, there are other ways of dealing with your guilt.

老兄，老兄，處理你的罪惡感還有別的方法。

不然，我不知道，送花怎麼樣？

Or burying the shame deep inside you and letting it fester until it explodes in a public meltdown in the freezer section of Trader Joe's.

或者把羞恥心深深埋藏在你心底，讓它潰爛，直到在 Trader Joe's 的冷凍區裡公開崩潰。

Because I ruined the best thing that ever happened to me.

因為我毀了發生在我身上最美好的事。

And by the way, if I was listening closely, did I hear that right?

對了，如果我聽得很仔細，我沒聽錯吧？

I mean, you guys weren't even dating long enough to fart in front of each other.

我的意思是，你們交往的時間還不夠長到可以在對方面前放屁。

You were still in that honeymoon phase where you pretend you need something in the other room and go fart there.

你們還在蜜月期，會假裝需要去另一個房間，然後跑去那裡放屁。

If repairing your six month situationship is that important, I guess it's fine to hijack the news cycle to talk about it.

如果修復你這段六個月的「準戀情」這麼重要，我想為了這件事劫持新聞頭條也沒關係。

Your teammate who won the gold had nothing more important to draw attention to.

贏得金牌的隊友沒什麼更重要的事可以轉移焦點了。

And it was an emotional win for Norway's Johan olegbotten.

這對挪威的 Johan olegbotten 來說是場情感上的勝利。

And men's 20 kilometer individual biathlon.

以及男子 20 公里個人現代兩項。

Norwegian dedicated it to his late teammates who died unexplored, unexpectedly in December.

挪威人將這份榮耀獻給了十二月意外離世、未竟其志的隊友。

I was between honoring him or talking about how much pussy I was getting.

我當時在想是要紀念他，還是要說我有多受歡迎。

You hijacked that to try to win back your fling.

你是為了挽回你的曖昧對象而劫持了這件事。

This is basically like if instead of interrupting Taylor Swift, Kanye had interrupted the In Memoriam segment.

這就像是 Kanye 沒有打斷 Taylor Swift，而是打斷了追思環節一樣。

And if this big display helped our boy get his girl back, it was all worth it.

如果這場盛大的告白能幫我們的小夥子追回女友，那一切都值得了。

The former girlfriend says it's hard to forgive what he did and that she did not appreciate him making their private issue so public.

前女友說，她很難原諒他所做的一切，而且她不喜歡他把他們私人的事情搞得這麼公開。

every woman you date from now on knows you can't go three months without cheating.

以後你交往的每個女人都知道，你沒辦法撐過三個月不偷吃。

You know things aren't going well for you when even Lindsey Vonn is like, this guy's having a bad week.

當連 Lindsey Vonn 都說「這傢伙這週過得真糟」的時候，你就知道你真的慘了。

This is why I'm always saying we need to keep men out of men's sports.

這就是我為什麼一直說，我們應該讓男人遠離男子運動。

You don't see the women's teams having this much drama.

你看女子隊就沒這麼多戲劇性。

In the women's 15K individual biathlon, the gold goes to Julia Simone of France.

在女子 15 公里個人現代兩項賽事中，法國的 Julia Simone 贏得金牌。

Last fall, she was found guilty by a French court of theft and credit card fraud and given a three month suspended prison sentence after stealing the credit card numbers of a teammate.

去年秋天，法國法院判定她竊盜和信用卡詐欺罪成立，因為她偷了隊友的信用卡號碼，被判處三個月緩刑。

What is it about this sport where you voluntarily freeze your genitals off in spandex and shoot guns that attract so.

這項運動到底有什麼魔力，讓你甘願穿著緊身衣凍僵你的生殖器，然後還拿槍射擊，卻吸引了這麼多。

And you know, to be fair to her, it's not right to steal.

而且說實話，偷東西本來就不對。

But what do you think skiing with a gun even pays these days?

不過你覺得現在玩這種射擊滑雪，到底能賺多少錢？

She probably gets one or two contracts a year to kill James Bond, but that barely covers rent.

她可能一年接一兩個暗殺詹姆士龐德的案子，但那也只夠付房租。

You know, moving on to something else, going downhill, America.

說到別的，我們來看看美國的滑降運動。

Today, Congress heard testimony from Pam Bondi, Attorney General and woman who stresses everyone out at book club Bo.

今天，國會聽取了前佛州總檢察長 Pam Bondi 的證詞，她也是個讓書友會大家頭痛的女人。

But it's not worth uninviting her because that'll become a whole thing.

但為了這點小事就不邀請她，這樣反而會鬧大。

Congress had a lot of serious questions for her about everything from ICE to Epstein, and

國會對她有許多嚴肅的問題，從 ICE 到愛潑斯坦，什麼都有問。

I'm sure she handled them with the grace and maturity we have come to expect from the Trump administration.

我敢肯定她處理這些問題時，表現出了我們對川普政府一貫的優雅和成熟。

I'm going to answer the question the way I want to answer the question.

我要用我想回答的方式來回答這個問題。

I'm not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics.

我不會為了她的戲碼而自降身價。

She doesn't say how much money she took from Reid Hoffman, did you?

她沒有說她從 Reid Hoffman 那裡拿了多少錢，對吧？

I mean, you could do something like that in Congress, but

我是說，你可以在國會做那種事，但是

when I do it in a Chili's, I get banned for life.

當我在 Chili's 這樣做時，我就被終身禁足了。

To be fair, though, you'd be in a bad mood too, if you'd spent the last month redacting Images of old man generals from the Epstein files alleged.

老實說，如果你花了一個月的時間，從愛潑斯坦的檔案裡塗掉那些老將軍的照片，你也會心情不好。

Now, keep in mind this is not how these hearings traditionally go.

現在，請記住，聽證會通常不是這樣進行的。

The attorney general used to carry some level of seriousness and gravitas.

以前的檢察總長還會帶點嚴肅和莊重。

It's only recently that they'd spend a congressional hearing acting like a bratty senior who got called into the principal's office.

最近他們才開始在國會聽證會上，表現得像個被叫進校長室的叛逆高中生。

Look, look, her performance upset a lot of people because they were hoping for justice for Jeffrey Epstein's victims.

你看，你看，她的表現惹惱了很多人，因為他們希望為傑弗裡·愛潑斯坦的受害者討回公道。

But for Pam Bondi, there's only one victim in all of this.

但對 Pam Bondi 來說，這一切只有一個受害者。