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你們知道還有什麼也很漂亮嗎？

Oh, I was going to say Venus, but sure, let's go with you, have a look.

喔，我本來要說金星，不過也好啦，就說你，來看看。

So it's the perfect night to observe face faint star clusters.

所以這是觀察 faint star clusters 的絕佳夜晚。

And right in the middle there's a variable star that I discovered.

而正中間有一顆我發現的變星。

Oh, I don't think you're allowed to say that anymore.

喔，我認為你不能再這樣說了。

There is a theory that suggests the universe is so large that everything that can happen is happening all the time.

有一種理論認為宇宙非常浩瀚，所有可能發生的事情都在不斷發生。

I, I built my first Dobsonian telescope when I was 10.

我、我十歲的時候就做了我的第一臺 Dobsonian 望遠鏡。

The only thing I've ever made was an ashtray for my mom that says rub your butt here.

我唯一做過的東西是一個給我媽媽做的煙灰缸，上面寫著「在這裡擦你的屁股」。

Aug 27 at 8pm I have no idea why NASA is giving me an award for a radiation shield and NASA's giving you an award?

8月27號晚上8點，我不知道為什麼 NASA 要頒獎給我，是關於輻射屏蔽的，而且 NASA 要頒獎給你？

There's no pressure, but it saved the lives of a bunch of astronauts.

沒有壓力啦，但這救了好幾個太空人的命。

Oh, I'm sure you've had your share of accomplishments.

喔，我相信你一定也有不少成就。

Well, okay, so professionally, I've been kind of sort of dabbling in like a lot of different paths.

嗯，好吧，所以專業上來說，我其實嘗試過很多不同的領域。

I, I, I, I once flew next to the bass player of the killers.

我，我，我，我曾經跟 The Killers 的貝斯手一起搭過飛機。

You know, it just kind of looked like him.

I didn't even make my mom a Valentine's card this year.

今年我連我媽的情人節卡片都沒做。

It's alarming that I asked about dating and you went right to your mother.

我問感情問題，你馬上就講到你媽媽，這有點讓人擔心。

她本來是，然後她突然就跑掉了。

I think, I think I may have bored her to the point of fleeing.

我想，我想我可能把她無聊到想逃跑了。

你怎麼可能會讓任何人覺得無聊。

He's like the cosmic microwave background radiation because he's the constant noise.

他就像宇宙微波背景輻射一樣，因為他就是那個持續不斷的噪音。

You know, I think it might have been a bad idea bringing her to the observatory.

你知道嗎，我覺得帶她來天文臺可能是個壞主意。

I probably should have set my sights on someone with whom I have more in common.

我大概應該找個我比較有共同話題的人。

Anyway, I think I'll wait here a little longer taking the stars just in case she shows up.

總之，我想我會在這裡多等一下，看看星星，以防她出現。

I think he wants me to come to the observatory to be with him.

I mean, do you know how hard it is to find a good looking genius?

我是說，你知道要找到一個長得帥又有才華的人有多難嗎？

And when I put in a little effort me then go.

然後我稍微努力一點，他就走了。

And I'm gonna make a valentine for my mom.

然後我要做一張我媽媽的母親節卡片。