Name: 寇南上TBS節目！艾蒂·布萊恩（Aidy Bryant）因戴腳趾環被罰站禁閉室！ (Aidy Bryant Got Detention For Wearing A Toe Ring | CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2026-02-13T17:18:13.000Z
Duration: 10 min 51 s

Just a room full of people clapping for me.

But this is a good kind of therapy for anyone.

但這對任何人來說都是一種很好的療癒。

Anyone should be able to come out and be applauded, you know, like that, and then sit down.

任何人都可以出來接受掌聲，你知道的，就像那樣，然後坐下來。

是啊，我想對你來說確實是這樣。

I worked at Cernet Live a long, long time ago.

很久很久以前，我在 Cernet Live 工作過。

The show was in black and white, and they showed it in movie theaters.

節目是黑白的，而且是在電影院播出的。

But you've been on the show how many seasons now?

I just finished my fifth season, going into my six.

我剛結束第五季，準備進入第六季。

You know, I was reading about you today, and

there was an article that said that your dream impression, according to you, is Newman from Seinfeld.

有一篇文章說，你覺得你最厲害的模仿是《六人行》裡的Newman。

I guess I said the resemblance in my heart.

我想我是在心裡覺得有相似之處。

But, you know, what actually happened was I was walking the red carpet for this movie, the Big Sick, and

不過，你知道，實際發生的事是，我當時正在為電影《愛情昏迷指數》走紅毯，

this woman was sort of like, they were asking me questions, and

one woman yelled out, like, what's your dream impression?

一個女生就大喊，像是，妳的夢想印象是什麼？

And I just panicked and was like, newman from Seinfeld.

我就整個慌了，然後就說，是《宋飛傳》裡的 Newman。

And then I noticed it was like they were, like, touting it as, like, an exclusive online, where they were like, aidy Bryant reveals her one impression she's dying to do.

然後我發現，他們好像在宣傳，像是獨家線上內容，說什麼 Aidy Bryant 透露她最想做的那個印象。

And they were like, it's Newman from Seinfeld.

然後他們就說，是《宋飛傳》裡的 Newman。

There was a tweet, I think, that you did about, is this you now here?

我記得有篇推特，你好像寫說，這是你現在在這裡嗎？

And they said, exclusive nbcl it's so insane.

然後他們說，nbcl 獨家，這太瘋狂了。

And then I love this photo combo because not only is it Newman, but

然後我超愛這張照片組合，因為不只 Newman，還有

it's Newman eating chicken wings out of, like, a big box.

Newman 在吃著雞翅，從一個大紙盒裡拿出來。

Yeah, that's what you get for making up stuff on the red carpet because they take it all so seriously.

對啊，這就是你在紅毯上亂編東西的下場，因為他們都很認真看待這件事。

This is him during what I would call ass distress.

這是他當時的樣子，我稱之為「痛苦的呼喚」。

Well, I always had big dogs growing up, but now I have a small dog.

嗯，我從小到大都有養大狗，但現在我養了隻小狗。

And it turns out small dogs, you have to, like, milk their anal glands and so.

結果發現小狗，你得幫牠擠肛門腺什麼的。