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Uploaded: 2026-02-10T17:08:16.000Z
Duration: 11 min 27 s

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen.

我是你們的主持人 Stephen Colbert，各位觀眾。

You know, there are so many big stories dominating the national conversation right now, but

各位知道，現在有好多大新聞佔據了全國的討論焦點，但是

we're going to start off tonight with what I know is the number one reason you all watch the show, and

我們今晚要從我知道的、也是大家收看這個節目最重要的原因開始，那就是

This Sunday is the biggest day in men's football.

這個星期天是男子足球界最盛大的一天。

Yes, the Super bowl is 60, which explains why the game is sponsored by day of the week.

是的，Super Bowl 已經來到第 60 屆了，這也解釋了為什麼這場比賽會由星期幾來贊助。

The halftime show for this year's super bowl will be a friend of the show or amigo Adel Chautarde.

今年 Super Bowl 的中場表演將是節目的朋友，也就是 amigo Adel Chautarde。

Bad Bunny, who sings almost exclusively in Spanish, and not only that, is expected to perform in Spanish.

Bad Bunny，他幾乎只唱西班牙語，而且不只如此，預計他也會用西班牙語表演。

Now, I've been practicing Spanish on my duolingo, so I'll understand all his lyrics.

我一直在 duolingo 上練習西班牙語，所以會聽懂他所有的歌詞。

As long as the lyrics are, the bear and the mouse need an apartment.

只要歌詞是，熊和老鼠需要一間公寓。

The right wing media has had their panties in a bunch over the Bad Bunny booking for months because Mr.

右翼媒體幾個月來一直因為 Bad Bunny 的預訂而大發雷霆，因為。

Bunny excluded the continental US from his most recent tour out of fear that Ice could potentially raid the venues.

Bunny 出於擔心冰可能會突襲場館，將美國大陸排除在他最近的巡演之外。

And then on Sunday night, he blasted Ice while accepting an award at the Grammys.

然後週日晚上，他在 Grammys 領獎時，大聲批評 Ice。

Hey, he's just looking out for his fans, y'.

嘿，他只是在照顧他的粉絲啦。

Also, Latino artists have always been political.

而且，拉丁裔藝術家一直都很政治。

Who can forget that famous Gloria Estefan song, come on, shake your body, baby, before Monday.

誰能忘了葛洛莉亞·伊斯特芬那首有名的歌，拜託，舞動你的身體，寶貝，星期一之前。

The New York Times even asked some NFL players what they thought about the decision, and

而且，《紐約時報》甚至問了一些 NFL 球員對這個決定的看法，

one player said, I always think it should be an American.

一位球員說，我一直覺得應該是美國人來表演。

I think they're trying too hard with this international stuff.

我覺得他們在國際化這塊用力過猛了。

And I bet Bad Bunny agrees, too, because he's an American.

我敢打賭 Bad Bunny 也同意，因為他是美國人。

He is from Puerto Rico, which is part of the United States.

他來自波多黎各，那是美國的一部分。

Anyone who thinks it's un American to have an American perform at the super bowl is dumb.

任何覺得讓美國人在 Super Bowl 表演不愛國的人都很笨。

See also See also I just want to point out that in the past, they've had many artists who are not American, like Canadian Shania Twain, the UK's Rolling Stones, or Paul McCartney, as well as Big bad Voodoo Daddy, who, of course hails from the country called the late 90s a lawless place where squirrel Nut zippers and spin doctors roam the land smashing Pumpkins with their flaming lips.

順帶一提，我想說的是，過去他們請過很多非美國藝人，像是加拿大的 Shania Twain、英國的 Rolling Stones 或 Paul McCartney，還有 Big bad Voodoo Daddy，他們當然來自一個叫做九零年代末期、像是個無法無天之地的地方，那裡有 squirrel Nut zippers 和 spin doctors 橫行，用他們 flaming lips 唱著 smashing Pumpkins。

而且他們很多人都不會說英文。

People are still trying to decipher what language Eddie Vedder is singing squee look a book of Papa Dodo the hero Hear me hurt him.

大家還在試圖搞懂 Eddie Vedder 唱的是什麼語言，squee 看，一本 Papa Dodo 的英雄書，聽我，傷害他。

The Times also asked players if they could pick any artist who would be their top choice to play the halftime show, and

時代雜誌也問了球員們，如果他們可以選任何一位藝人來表演中場表演，誰會是他們的最佳人選，

one player said florence and the Machine.

有位球員說 florence and the Machine。

But I don't know if everybody would rock with that.

Anonymous Burly man, I don't know who this fella is, but

匿名壯漢，我不知道他是誰，但是

give him a bigger, thicker helmet because we have to protect him and his love of witchy power ballads that are perfect for water births.

給他一個更大、更厚的頭盔吧，因為我們得保護他，還有他對那種適合水中生產的、帶點巫術風格的抒情歌的喜愛。

You know football if you'd rather not watch a bad bunny, there's going to be a competing halftime show featuring a terrible bunny.

你懂足球的話，如果你不想看 Bad Bunny，那將會有個競爭性的中場表演，主角是隻糟糕的兔子。

Because in protest, a conservative group is staging an alternative halftime show starring Kid Rock.

因為為了抗議，一個保守團體正在舉辦一個替代性的中場表演，由 Kid Rock 領銜主演。

According to the press release, the show All American Halftime show in a font that is called T shirt on a quiet Angry dad at Disney World.

根據新聞稿，這場名為「All American Halftime show」的表演，字體叫做 T shirt，就像在迪士尼世界裡一個安靜生氣的爸爸一樣。

As you may have noticed from the poster there, Kidd's not rocking this one alone.

從海報上你可能已經注意到了，Kidd 這次不是一個人表演。

He'll be joined by country singers Brantley Gilbert, Gabby Barrett and Lee Brice.

他將與鄉村歌手 Brantley Gilbert、Gabby Barrett 和 Lee Brice 聯手演出。

Also appearing are Gary Lee Grant, Gilby Brantlett, Dilly Barrett, Tandy Breitbart, Billy Gidley, and Baby Bilbo.

出現的還有 Gary Lee Grant、Gilby Brantlett、Dilly Barrett、Tandy Breitbart、Billy Gidley 和 Baby Bilbo。

we've just learned that Billy Gidley cannot make it due to health reasons.

我們剛得知 Billy Gidley 因為健康因素無法出席。

But in tribute, Trilly Gilson and Brandi De Gamble will be performing a Billy Giddley medley.

但為了致敬，Trilly Gilson 和 Brandi De Gamble 將會表演 Billy Giddley 的組曲。

Now if you want to attend this alternate halftime show because it is unclear what venue we'll host, which I believe is fitting because Kid Rock is often unclear what venue he's in.

如果你想參加這個替代的中場表演，因為我們不確定會在哪個場地舉辦，我覺得這樣很貼切，因為 Kid Rock 自己也常常搞不清楚人在哪裡。

But they have announced the event will be available to stream on the actual real platforms tbn, dw, Charge and Rumble.

不過他們已經宣佈，這個活動將會在 tbn、dw、Charge 和 Rumble 這些真正的平臺上串流播出。

Also, they're negotiating to stream on Crunch, Cramble, Hunkle Krampus and Paramount.

另外，他們還在協商要在 Crunch、Cramble、Hunkle Krampus 和 Paramount 上串流播出。

Billy Gidley is going to be a contributor on CBS News.

Billy Gidley 將會是 CBS News 的貢獻者。

But wait, there's more sport this time international.

但等等，這次還有更多國際體育賽事。

Because Friday marks the start of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics.

因為星期五就是 2026 米蘭科爾蒂納冬季奧運會的開幕日。

Specifically, Milo and Tina, the first openly Gen Z Olympic masc.

特別是 Milo 和 Tina，他們是第一對公開的 Z 世代奧運吉祥物。

Before now, it was hard for mascots to tell their parents they were born between 1997 and 2012.

在此之前，吉祥物很難跟父母說他們出生於 1997 到 2012 年之間。

But of course, when you think of Gen Z Olympians.

You think of a pair of scarf wearing stoats or short haired weasels seen here apparently fleeing an alpine crime scene with three baby grandmas.

你會想到一對戴著圍巾的白鼬，或是短毛的鼬鼠，牠們在這裡看起來像是在逃離一場高山犯罪現場，帶著三個奶奶孫。

Baby Grandmas, of course, is streaming after the all American halftime show on Hunkle.

奶奶孫，當然，會在全美中場表演後在 Hunkle 上播出。

Hunkle 現在有廣告了，雖然是廣告。

According to the mascot experts, Tina is a creative, down to earth type, while Milo loves to play practical jokes and invent musical instruments in his spare time.

根據吉祥物專家的說法，Tina 是個有創意、腳踏實地的人，而 Milo 喜歡開玩笑，並在空閒時發明樂器。

I think I speak for everyone when I say Milo must be killed.

我想我代表大家說，Milo 必須被處理掉。

Milo and Tina were selected after Italy's Ministry of Education invited primary and secondary school students to submit ideas for mascots.

Milo 和 Tina 是在義大利教育部邀請中小學生提交吉祥物點子後被選出來的。

Also explains the runners up, Spaghetti and My Balls, Signore Bisto, and

也解釋了其他入圍者，Spaghetti and My Balls、Signore Bisto，還有

the most popular streaming movie in Italy, K.

義大利最受歡迎的串流電影 K。

不聽壞痞兔？MAGA 中場秀請來Kid Rock｜Z世代奧運吉祥物｜幫Coldbert鏟除芝加哥積雪！ (Not Into Bad Bunny? MAGA Halftime Has Kid Rock | Gen Z Olympic Mascots | Help Coldbert Plow Chicago)