Name: 川普：共和黨應全國化選舉 | 「和艾普斯坦開趴不是犯罪」 (Trump: Republicans Should Nationalize The Elections | "Not A Crime To Party With Epstein")
Uploaded: 2026-02-04T17:27:28.000Z
Duration: 6 min 58 s

Usually the second act of the show is a little less political, a little lighter, but

通常表演的第二段會比較不那麼政治化，輕鬆一點，但是

tonight's a little more political, a little lighting democracy on fire.

今晚的節目會比較政治化一點，點燃民主的火焰。

Because yesterday, the President of the United States took time out of his job as trickster God of chaos to phone into the podcast of former deputy FBI director and irritated hemorrhoid.

因為昨天，美國總統從他扮演混亂之神的時間裡，撥空打電話給前FBI副局長、也是個惱人的痔瘡的Podcast節目。

Trump laid out his vision for the future by complaining about the past.

川普透過抱怨過去來闡述他對未來的願景。

我沒有贏，就像 2020 年大選一樣。

Saying something over and over on a podcast doesn't make it tr.

在 Podcast 上不斷重複說某件事並不會讓它成真。

If it did, everyone would have the perfect mattress.

如果是這樣的話，每個人都會有完美的床墊了。

No surprise, one of the states that Trump is largely mad at is Minnesota.

沒什麼好意外的，川普非常生氣的一個州就是明尼蘇達州。

如果他們讓我們好好做事的話。

This podcast appearance right here is not the first place Trump has made false claims about election fraud.

這個 Podcast 節目並不是川普第一次在這裡說關於選舉舞弊的謊言。

But it is the first time he suggested this terrifying solution.

但這是他第一次提出這個可怕的解決方案。

I won the state three times, but I got no credit for it.

我贏了那個州三次，但我沒有得到任何肯定。

I won that state three times, but it's a rigged state.

我贏了那個州三次，但那是一個被操縱的州。

The Republicans should say, we want to take over.

共和黨人應該說，我們要接管。

The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting.

We've reached the rigging elections phase of fascism.

我們已經進入了法西斯主義操縱選舉的階段。

強尼，告訴他們他們贏了什麼。

A dystopian future ruled by a permanent omniscient cadre of AI enhanced tech oligarchs and a dinette set from Broy Hill.

一個由永久全知AI科技寡頭統治的反烏託邦未來，還有一個Broy Hill的餐具組。

Trump's new idea to nationalize the 2026 election is rooted in his obsession with the 2020 election that he lost.

川普將2026年選舉國有化的新想法，源於他對輸掉的2020年選舉的執念。

Last week, Trump sent the FBI to raid Fulton County, Georgia, election offices, seizing voter rolls, related data, and

上週，川普派FBI突襲喬治亞州富爾頓縣的選舉辦公室，扣押了選民名冊、相關數據，以及

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube or the juice back in.

你無法把牙膏擠回管子裡，也無法把果汁倒回去。

Trump is so fixated on 2020 because, again, he lost it, that he personally ordered the Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, to go to Atlanta for the search, where someone snapped this picture of her.

川普之所以如此執著於2020年，是因為他輸掉了那場選舉，所以他親自下令國家情報總監Tulsi Gabbard前往亞特蘭大進行搜查，有人在那裡拍下了她的照片。

是的，我要報案，有個奇怪的女人。

Yes, and I'd like to order some garlic knots, please.

是的，我想要點一些蒜香麵包結，謝謝。

Well, we just learned that Gabbard was using her cell phone to call Trump.

嗯，我們剛得知 Gabbard 用她的手機打電話給川普。

And according to one official, the President addressed the agents on the speakerphone, praising them and thanking them for their work on the inquiry.

根據一位官員的說法，總統透過擴音電話向特工們喊話，讚揚他們並感謝他們在這次調查中的辛勞。

The administration knows Gabbard's involvement looks bad, so they sent Deputy Attorney General and former Trump lawyer Todd Blanche onto the Fox News to try to explain it.

政府知道 Gabbard 的介入看起來很糟，所以他們派了副總檢察長兼前川普律師 Todd Blanche 上 Fox News 來試圖解釋。

Did you ever find out why she was at the.

你有找到她為什麼會在那個地方的原因嗎？

And everyone knows I love Tulsi Gabbard, but why was she at that particular raid?

大家都知道我愛 Tulsi Gabbard，但她為什麼會出現在那個搜查行動裡？

No, I mean, first of all, she wasn't at the search.

不，我的意思是，首先，她並沒有在搜查現場。

She was in the area where the search took place.

她當時是在搜查地點的附近區域。

哇，親愛的，我沒有對妳不忠。

My genitals were just in the same area where the sex took place.

我的生殖器只是剛好在發生性行為的那個區域附近。

And how could you even tell that was my penis?

而且你怎麼能確定那是我的陰莖？

We're all still picking our jaws up off the floor after the latest batch of Epstein files over the weekend.

週末最新的 Epstein 檔案公開後，我們都還在驚訝得合不攏嘴。

The guy apparently ran into every prominent American of the last decade.

這傢伙顯然跟過去十年裡每個知名的美國人都碰過面。

He's like the Forrest Gump of sex crimes, in that the name Forrest Gump appears in the files three times.

他就像性犯罪界的佛瑞斯·坎普，因為佛瑞斯·坎普這個名字在檔案裡出現了三次。

New disturbing finds are floating to the surface every day, like this email from Epstein to Katie Couric where she thanked him for inviting her to a dinner, saying the lasagna was rockin'.

每天都有新的令人不安的發現浮出水面，就像這封愛普斯坦寄給凱蒂·寇瑞克的電子郵件，她在信裡感謝他邀請她參加晚宴，還說千層麵超讚的。

You know what they say, if this lasagna's rockin', call the police.

你知道大家怎麼說的，如果這千層麵超讚，就報警。

Despite the many, many, many, many, many, many horrible allegations that we will never be able to scrub from our brains.

儘管有許多、許多、許多、許多、許多、許多令人髮指的指控，我們永遠無法從腦海中抹去。

While he was on the Fox News yesterday, Blanche said that the DOJ does not plan to bring any charges.

昨天他在福斯新聞上說，布蘭奇表示司法部不打算提起任何訴訟。

Is there any chance that any of these individuals who partied with Epstein and engaged in, you know, relations with minors will be prosecuted?

那些跟愛普斯坦一起開趴，還有跟未成年人發生關係的這些人，有沒有任何機會會被起訴？

I'll never say no, and we will always investigate any evidence of misconduct.

我永遠不會說不，而且我們會永遠調查任何不當行為的證據。

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