Name: 竊案風雲 | 探險活寶 | Cartoon Network (The Heist | Gumball | Cartoon Network)
Uploaded: 2026-01-29T11:13:35.000Z
Duration: 4 min 41 s
Description: 【看影片學英語】數萬部 YouTube 影片，搭配英漢字典即點即查，輕鬆掌握單字發音與用法，長久累積看電影不必再看字幕。

過去簡單式

Besides, I don't want to give away a nice one.

而且，我也不想送出一個這麼好的。

It feels good to do the right thing, mom.

I mean, sure, that $2 million could have paid off the house, our debt, and

我的意思是，沒錯，那兩百萬可以還清房子、我們的債務，

let you take an early retirement, but somebody stop it.

然後讓你提早退休，但是有人阻止它。

Say, I'd love to stay and chat, but we're on the trail of a bank robber.

我很想留下來哈拉，但我們正在追捕一個銀行搶匪。

That actually carries a higher jail time than regular bank robberies.

這其實比一般銀行搶案的刑期還重。

Hey, Earl, what are we looking at for accidental life at least?

嘿，Earl，至少意外的人生，我們會面臨什麼？

And that's too good for him if you ask me.

如果你問我，這對他來說太便宜了。

總之，好好享受你的巷弄時光吧。

It's a normal day at the bank and a mailman brings a mysterious package.

這是一天在銀行裡很平常的景象，一位郵差送來一個神祕包裹。

He takes it to an unsuspecting Larry at the counter who signs Fred and Reed's instructions telling him not to open it until Christma.

他把它交給櫃檯上毫無戒心的Larry，Larry簽收了Fred和Reed的訓示，要他等到聖誕節再打開。

Naturally, Larry would want to keep the box safe.

當然，Larry會想把箱子保管好。

And where is safer than the bank's vault?

還有哪裡比銀行金庫更安全呢？

At the end of the day, when everyone has left, I make my move.

一天結束時，等大家都走了，我就開始行動。

I make my way to the safety deposit boxes, avoiding the high tech, state of the art security system.

我會前往保險箱區，避開高科技、最先進的安全系統。

We purchase first class one way tickets to Martinique and spend the rest of our lives living in sunshine until luxury.

我們買了頭等艙單程機票去馬提尼克，然後餘生都在陽光下享受奢華的生活。

It's the dead of night and I got the cash.

I go to an atm, but instead of taking money out, I put the money in.

我會去一臺提款機，但不是領錢出來，而是把錢存進去。

How been I bothered you cramming that there money box full of Benjamins for the last three days?

這三天來，我為了把錢塞滿這個錢箱，真是被你煩死了。

It's a first class ticket to the birdhouse for you, Kapoosh.

這下你就要被送進鳥屋了，Kapoosh。

No one speaks like that in this or any other branch of reality.

在這個或任何其他現實分支裡，沒人會那樣說話。

You see, the bank accepts one internship every year.

你看，銀行每年都只收一個實習生。

I studied to take the financial services exam and pass the distinction.

我為了考金融證照而讀書，而且考到了優等。

Working weekends and taking every Hour of overtime available.

週末工作，而且把所有能拿的加班時數都拿了。

I worked my way up from intern to assistant manager, assistant manager to manager, and

我從實習生一路做到副理，副理做到經理，然後

All I need to do then is deposit a dollar a day into the bank's central account as an aggregated transactional fee.

接下來我只需要每天存一塊錢到銀行的中央帳戶，作為總體交易費用。

Giving back $2 million one day at a time?

Wouldn't you have to work there for, like, 2 million days?

這樣你得在那裡工作兩百萬天吧？

Just before the police catch me, I managed to bury the money somewhere no one will find it.

在警察抓到我之前，我把錢埋在一個沒人找得到的地方。

我留給自己一個不明顯的線索。

After being apprehended, I'm sentenced to 20 years in the state penitentiary.

被抓到後，我被判了20年監禁。

Unfortunately, all they had in the canteen was plastic forks.

遺憾的是，餐廳裡只有塑膠叉子。

花了我20年，但我終於出來了。

Then all I have to do is collect the money.

然後我只要去把錢拿回來就好。

等等，你怎麼知道我藏在哪裡的？